cayn'y no-one tuch this uh!?

Neat-o.

As Tiffany once said "I think we're alone now". lol.

It's hard to lose a love one

Touching, yet oddly funny and strange. Almost fictionish.

What are the apperance of his hands?

Your end tosses a great poem, and there's a "your" that should be a "you are" in the beginning. You had me going there, for a minute there. A nice try 7.

Ok, which one of you 2 buggers has submitted this purile piece of crap in *MY* account? Oh, wait stupid question.

This is a purile piece of shit. So is my work, I know, but mine is intentional.

Are you some sort of nut? Hearing voices means you need help, dumbass.

I read as far as the title, before I relised you certainly are.

MY PENIS!! That's whats in the hands of Jesus. Oh, yea, it's bollocks.

Shut the fuck up you preteen tit. I bet you can't even get do the ninja moves on mortal kombat, let alone in your ( and I use this in the broadest possible term) 'life'.

It's true you know. Anyone want to scratch my big, hairy balls? Anyone?

You should be thrilled, your vagina has a wishfull imagination.

I don't vote on your shinnish poetry my good man. Because, I don't care for your limpet attitude, nor your weasel shaped ass, Sir, that is all, you may proceed now in your errant pretendings.

Bob weave bob weave bob weave bob.

I'm really down on my knee's this week, just for you Bob.

feces? Faeces surely, unless you're a dammed yank.

Is this satire or just stupidity?