The best rhyming on this site ever! Horizon/wisened, hardened/pardened (sic), tincture/sphincter, sure/ordure - gems all. And a worthy lesson to CLS and her ilk, if they weren't too stupid to recognise it.

Shatner.

Time, my good friend, will all that's needful give.

i didnt really expect anuone to read/care about this... it was one of my "God, i am so bored right now, hummm...well, lets see what cool sites are on the internet..." poems. Haha. oh well...thanks for the comments!

Crystal Lane Swift/lydia evelyn has posted 152 poems on this site. Only horus8 and INTRANSIT have posted more. Does anyone else find this REALLY UNSETTLING??!!?!?! I mean, WHAT THE HELL FOLKS???!??!?!?

Quite nice (espec. S4) till the last. then I got confuz-ed. Settle for a nine?

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.

Superb.

Have you thought of setting this to music and having Rick Walla sing it?

There's already a shit Type 0 Negative song called this. I suggest you cram a piano into your mouth and then punch a beehive.

Kvite good, so...

I'd like to recommend the following revision: Choices in the Road (Free verse) by Pervy Elf Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler long I stood Scratching my cock (which has a hood) In its tangle of pubic undergrowth.

To express this sentiment should only take two sentences max.

your very best

Beautiful... simply beautiful.

In hell you will be made to face yourself. How you have made light of self-mutilation.

Many many stereotypes hold this back. Well written.

Periods are not standard endings for stanzas. Note "seduced. By harlot wearing garments red..." Are you sure you didn't mean a comma or something? And also, incidentally, some kind of article before "harlot"?

You had me until "this thing I call my life". Ugh. And congratulations on your use of the word copacetic. It's the fashizzle.

A truer sex poem was never written. "endless noodle sucked through an indifferent orifice" -10-