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Caesar and the Giant. (revised) (Free verse) by SupremeDreamer
-- Arrogant young self-proclaimed Caesar suffering delusions of granduer did raise his sword to poke a dwarf. Which is in actuality a giant. -Unfortunately- His hallucenagenic suffering did prevent the ability TO: Realize the creatures size and strength. -Suddenly- The giant stirs in irritation. FROM: A burning sensation originating from his arse. -So- The giant turns To see so-called Caesar. -Conclusion- The giant joyfully steps on him thinking of memories which include cockroaches. Upon the insects tombstone the giant did carefully engrave: ~~~Jeremi RGallet~~~ -Settle- Our esteemed Poem Ranker Wanker

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Overall Rank: 3625
Posted: July 1, 2003 9:40 PM PDT; Last modified: July 5, 2003 12:39 AM PDT
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[10] thepinkbunnyofdoom @ | 2-Jul-03/3:54 AM | Reply
Now I feel humbled to be in your presense. I love your ranker stories dreamer. -10- as I sit down and wait for this RGallet to respond.
[n/a] SupremeDreamer @ > thepinkbunnyofdoom | 2-Jul-03/5:52 AM | Reply
RGallet is Settle, aka Joyluck, TanHand, and many many other names that I did learn of when taking the time to get to know him.

I will say that I am perhaps risking a painful battle with him because my poem.

What drove me to write this up was his arrogant and pompous poem titled -Sometimes I don't login and just sit there voting 0s-

Which basically said that all of the inhabitants of poemranker were "poetically speaking" zeroes, in other words without talent or skill.

He didn't mention any exceptions or give respect to any brilliant writers that DO happen to reside in the land of Ranker Ville. Examples that come to mind (which ive seen or discovered) are:

DA - skillfull in his ability to write poetry I will admit, but
I dont like his personality which is repulsive to me, never
the less I wont deny the fact that he is a gifted poet.

Horus8 - Amazingly brilliant poet and a pretty talented musician
as well. The man I came to call yoda in one of my poems,
since he reminded me of that star wars character. Like
yoda he has vision that leaves me in awe. He also has a
wonderfull and witty sense of humor, injected
skillfully into his original and beatifull brand of
writing. I've been lucky enough to receive his advice
concerning my poetry.

Richa - A darling poetess, (I'm making an assumption that shes
female, if im wrong please corrent me) kind and
insightfull. Has a lovely style of poetry that touches
me deeply. I've been blessed with her kind commentry
and advice along with her helpfull thoughts concerning
my work.

Christof- I ran into his Sculptor poem and instantly became
deeply impressed by his masterfull writing. I do plan
to delve further into his poetry.

Mr Pig- A extremely skilled british poet that writes poetry
that has a classical perhaps victorian feel to it. He
also has a very polite attitude and the personality
that is (to my yankee mind) a good example of an
English Gentleman.

There are many other talented writers, but the ones I just mentioned are the poets that stand out the most in my mind.

Maybe settle forgot to mention them, or simply didn't give a damn.

[n/a] SupremeDreamer @ > SupremeDreamer | 2-Jul-03/5:54 AM | Reply
My comment continued:

I was surprised and saddened from his poem, because when I first came across his poetry I was impressed with his creative imagination and his amusing humor which is well expressed in his work. He did have a very original brand of poetic writing which horus8 called "twilightpoetry" which is surely the work of a gifted artist.

I won't claim to have more skill or to be more gifted in the art of poetry. Despite my poems story in which i did perhaps arrogantly compare myself to a giant, he most likely has more experience and learned ability then I do currently have.

But his ego and pride seems to have made him into a disgusting brat, who dares to be so elitist to write a poem stamping EVERY poet as a zero:

"Because poetically speaking
You are all

He spits in the faces of the people that did praise his skill and ability.. its shocking. And he then DARES to call himself a "Poetic Hero".

After reading his poem I was enraged and saddened, and felt suddenly sick after thinking about how I did express in my yoda poem the fact that I was impressed with him.

I unfortunely feel that I now must withdraw my earlier opinion about him. Theres more to being a poet than skill and ability, which is character and personality. His character is a sad disgrace to the spirit of the blessed art form called poetry.

He then decided to later attack me with a poem called "SupremeDreamer has a huge vagina" in response I assume to my comment.

I became fucking infuriated to the maximum levels of emotional rage. So I gave the little shit a seven for the nevertheless amusing poem and became inspired to write the poem that is presented here.

Indeed, I did step on horus8's cock when I did dare to stupidly take my arrogance to retarded galaxies and pompously commented on some of his poetry which was an insult to him and the skill he has. My words did do his work a terrible injustice.

I definately deserved the harsh response he did rightfully give me. I still feel deep embarassment and shame from my actions.

But then, I look at settles recent poem.. and I suddenly don't feel so disgusted with myself, and joyfull that I atleast know that I would never be that... I lack the words to describe fully my feelings here.

I'll leave it at that. And I wish to say that whatever happens because of my decision to write this, I do not, and will not EVER regret having written this. Whether praised or insulted, this poem I will cherish as one of the best pieces I've made, despite the likely problems and weaknesses it may have.
[10] thepinkbunnyofdoom @ > SupremeDreamer | 2-Jul-03/6:59 AM | Reply
Settle, Though I have come across his writings(cause to call them poetry would be an insult, in some causes to him and in others to poetry.), has never been that great a writer to me, until recently. He is of the same Caliber as D.A. and definatly has some very unkind words. But I won't fault him for it. The joke is always funny so long as its not falling on you. You can't take it so seriously. Trust me, I know. I could claim right now that I'm the best poet that will ever live and could you disprove me? No. Though I'm not, its an opinion. Thats what his poem is. An Opinion. He views everyone else as zeros, fine by me. Its just a number. Challenge his view if you want but in a contest of wits he would run circles around you(or anybody other than D.A., Horus, Godswife, and maybe Mr.Pig<Notice my name not being on that list>). Oh by the way I think I remember richa telling me she was female but I can't remember.
[n/a] DreamerSupreme @ > thepinkbunnyofdoom | 2-Jul-03/7:48 AM | Reply
concerning a contest of wit and him running circles around me, i know that i face the large odds against me winning in such a contest against settle.

do you mean to say that since his joke is an opinion makes it improssible to disprove? I don't agree exactly.. -shrug-

Then i could prove my opinion concrete and impossible to improve but im not going to be that silly. I dont challenge his view, I dont have a mission to change his opinion, he can keep it if he likes. I simply point out that his statement saying that all the poets on poemranker are zeroes is incorrect and false. And I go further to point out his arrogance.

I didn't deny him the facts considering his ability or skill.

I enjoy jokes, and a wide variety and style of jokes.. but i dont find his poem to have an inkling of humor, as it went being being amusing into being insulting. Maybe your right when you suggest that im taking it too seriously.

But, Joke or not, it doesn't convince me to back down.
Btw, maybe i wont be able to succeed in a battle of wits with him, but do you think i could give him a good fight atleast? oh well.
[n/a] DreamerSupreme @ > DreamerSupreme | 2-Jul-03/7:55 AM | Reply
correction: improve in "then i could prove..." should disprove.
i hate those damned typos... ;/
[10] thepinkbunnyofdoom @ > DreamerSupreme | 2-Jul-03/8:31 AM | Reply
I'm sure you'd give him a run for his money but I still feel he'd win in the end. He may be arrogant and insulting but he's good at writing(when he choses to be) and I'm pretty sure he likes being insulting. It gives him alot of attention.
[n/a] SupremeDreamer @ > thepinkbunnyofdoom | 2-Jul-03/8:37 AM | Reply
Do you happen to have a deeper insight into his background? I dont understand why someone enjoys attention that they achieved recieving by being insulting. I agree, he would most likely win. But i have to give myself some hope anyway if im gonna tango with him in ranker ville. but yeah, I feel driven to study his character and background, have any info?
[10] thepinkbunnyofdoom @ > SupremeDreamer | 2-Jul-03/8:54 AM | Reply
Yeah he likes making people feel lame and get tired of the repeation of the argument. When an intelligent comment won't work he'll draw you back into trying to insult you by saying things like Suck A <insert animal's name here> Ass. Then most likely you'll responed with either something like wise childish or brilliant, but either way he'll end up controling the arguement by defeating Individual points so that you focus more on those few rather than all your points. He argues like D.A., with a blend of logic and irrational thought. He'll probably probe each in his first few comments to see which bothers you the most and then go with that til your feeling competent on out witting that and then he'll switch to the other seamlessy. He'll try and have you balancing your comments so that you end up muddling yourself, and then do this same dance until you admit defeat.
Least that's whats mostly will happen. I haven't argued with him, too much, but I have plenty of experiance with D.A.
[n/a] SupremeDreamer @ > thepinkbunnyofdoom | 2-Jul-03/9:18 AM | Reply
So he will simply be stubborn and bore me? you know, this isnt gifted debate skill... i use to do the same shit when i was 15, with the same mix of logical and illogical everlasting rants that would bore my victimes dead... then i realized how gay this tactic was.. i think you forgot to mention settles apparent ability to confuse his opponents with his long list of names.
[10] thepinkbunnyofdoom @ > SupremeDreamer | 2-Jul-03/10:55 AM | Reply
Yeah pretty much, but he adds in those little details, such as a million different user names so your not really sure if its him talking to you or just some other completely random nameless person, Add in trying to handle both a serious debate and childish vulgar ones at the same time, eventually it gets to the point that its hard to follow what each of you are saying. Sorry if my comment seems scitzotypical, I'm having one of those days where I'm wondering what the crap I've been taking(yet at this present point in time my body is clean of unnatural chemical impurities AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!)
[n/a] SupremeDreamer @ > thepinkbunnyofdoom | 2-Jul-03/11:01 AM | Reply
Yup, he sure does run in circles around me... ill let him get dizzy and fall on his ass ;)
[10] thepinkbunnyofdoom @ > SupremeDreamer | 2-Jul-03/11:11 AM | Reply
Yeah but more than likely his ass is still on the for and he's doing some creepy right side up elbow crabwalk of death.
[n/a] RGallet @ > thepinkbunnyofdoom | 2-Jul-03/2:07 PM | Reply
BUM lol
[10] thepinkbunnyofdoom @ > RGallet | 2-Jul-03/4:47 PM | Reply
Sorry next time I will use your Briticism for ass(I mean bum).
[n/a] JoyLuck @ > SupremeDreamer | 2-Jul-03/10:34 AM | Reply
what about me!

I would like to declare that I am no one else.
Cept ONE person, but no one has mentioned him yet.
i am not this Settle or RGallet or watever
[10] thepinkbunnyofdoom @ > JoyLuck | 2-Jul-03/11:09 AM | Reply
I figure Your a guy by your subject matter(though honestly your name made me think you where a girl, but eh? I'm one to talk). I figure you write like D.A. and Settle. You can't be Mr.Pig, cause well, I'd be suprised as crap. Your not me(well at least I think not but I have been acting really oddly lately and don't remember a lot of my actions over the past few days... ). I know your not Horus8. Just not possible. I'd be really surprised if you were Godswife, richa, or any of our other fine ladies and whores<no offense ment to women here just going thru the broad spectrum> here(cause well I don't think your a girl but I could be wrong).

In short you could be anybody other than Our Good Friend Doug Sandmynutz. So if your gonna tell us who you are spill it. If not then let use go around guessing wrongly for the rest of eternity and sit back and watch the havoc and mayhem that we reek upon our minds trying to discover you secret Identity. Just be sure that if we do figure it out that you lock the batcave before you goto bed at night.
[n/a] DurtKL @ > thepinkbunnyofdoom | 2-Jul-03/11:17 AM | Reply
i'd be honored to be richa or godswife
i have no clue who this Settle is.
i have no idea who doug is.

but you know what
i never thought my JoyLuck identity needed to be questioned.
it was just joyluck. i didn't go around having conversations with myslef. well i did comment once on baginga. but not to the extent of others.
but i don't want to dishonor anyone's rep by thinking they might the author's of "baginga" or "jellybeans" or "linefuck" or that house poem.

you're from ohio eh?
what part
[n/a] SupremeDreamer @ > DurtKL | 2-Jul-03/11:30 AM | Reply
I'm not sure whether horus tricked me in some strange way by saying joyluck is settle, or that settle is also durtKL.. ah fuck it. I no longer give a flying assfuck enough to care either way anymore... i no longer know if im myself anymore lmao. this site and the people that have many names are turning me into a schizophrenic paranoid creature of twisted porportions.
[n/a] DurtKL @ > SupremeDreamer | 2-Jul-03/11:33 AM | Reply
i think horus8 thought i was settle
and i really didn't know what settle was?
i even asked him a couple times, but he did not reply
i agree we should drop this lol
let's just continue to write
are you dreamersupreme tho?
[n/a] SupremeDreamer @ > DurtKL | 2-Jul-03/11:49 AM | Reply
Yes, i am indeed DreamerSupreme, be assured that i do not have any other names.. i dont think i could ever be bored enough to make up so many alternate usernames to do the goofy dance of WHO AM I?
[n/a] DurtKL @ > SupremeDreamer | 2-Jul-03/11:52 AM | Reply
well i have not danced that dance
i never ran around hinting at identities
anyways this is my last reply
hope to read more of your poems
[n/a] RGallet @ > DurtKL | 2-Jul-03/2:04 PM | Reply
I am settle, slapmeonthepatio, Jeremi...orangeprawe...etc. The most important person on Poemranker. A force to behold and a hold to be forced.
[10] thepinkbunnyofdoom @ > DurtKL | 2-Jul-03/11:47 AM | Reply
IM on AIM or Use MSN messenger and I'll tell you all about OhiO.

As for having more than one user name, not a big deal. I do too. What of it?

Doug is a good prof. Whom was violently booed off the stage by regulars here, and irregulars alike. Very annoying fellow.

Not too many people would be ashamed to be richa or godswife. Both very talented writers(but their style is very unlike yours). Settle is an uber brilliant mutatied potato whose utter existance is devoted to taking over the world(or he could just be some creepy guy sitting alone in a small one bedroom apartment in his mother's garage whose gotten sick and tired of porn so he started getting off by harashing the inhabitants of various websites. Take your pick)!!!!! He has about probably 25 different user names and and is scary smart. If sources are correct he's in MENSA. If not sources say he should be.
[n/a] DurtKL @ > thepinkbunnyofdoom | 2-Jul-03/11:50 AM | Reply
i'm in ohio too
[10] thepinkbunnyofdoom @ > DurtKL | 2-Jul-03/12:13 PM | Reply
Poor You. I'm residing in the south west about an hour away from Cincy. And you are?
[n/a] DurtKL @ > thepinkbunnyofdoom | 2-Jul-03/12:15 PM | Reply
oh really
i live in cincy
but i'm in columbus for school.
[n/a] SupremeDreamer @ > DurtKL | 2-Jul-03/12:38 PM | Reply
User DurtKL replied to your Poemranker comment on "Let's Start Writing Poetry Again Instead of Disses" in which you said:

> good.

Their reply was:

but ur still a little bitch

Ok, you want to play games? you want to drive me into the brilliant twisted games i learned very early in my life? whats pathetic is that your also a coward, since you deleted the poem right afterwards.

Im not sure if i should dissect you into pieces and make you into a cannibals barbeque delight or simply let you be and stamp you forever as a coward, a lonely one who has masturbated so much that your prick is now bent, balls empty, fully spent, to be without sperm for the rest of eternity. Your a little bee that can indeed fly with an irritating buzz that tortures my ears, and your tiny stinger, comparative in life your tiny dick, lingers now close to my button of senseless rage, which would drive me to engage the project of crushing your head with blood that will spread from your collapsed skull which will effectively sign you as null, void, and no longer existent in the universe.. ok? you little shit.
[n/a] JoyLuck @ > SupremeDreamer | 2-Jul-03/12:45 PM | Reply

i'm a coward? yea ok. since i'd knew you'd get an email anyway.
what you gonna go eminem on me now? just give it up man.
it's not gonna go anywhere.
[n/a] SupremeDreamer @ > JoyLuck | 2-Jul-03/12:57 PM | Reply
"go eminem"? give it up... "its not gonna go anywhere"

Notice "senseless rage" ... yes, that does imply SENSELESS YOU FUCKING ingrate
[n/a] RGallet @ > SupremeDreamer | 2-Jul-03/2:10 PM | Reply
[n/a] JoyLuck @ > SupremeDreamer | 2-Jul-03/2:12 PM | Reply
lol i give up

ur not a little bitch

i take it back

u mistook me for rgwatever or settle
and i was perplexed that everyone thought i was him
i really liked this poem tho.
[8] Jeremi B. Handrinos @ > JoyLuck | 2-Jul-03/12:46 PM | Reply
You're funny
[n/a] SupremeDreamer @ > Jeremi B. Handrinos | 2-Jul-03/12:53 PM | Reply
thanks. id like to be crushed with a witty saying from you oh horus, because the mindless third rate mutterings of a sick moron have bored me dead and come to the conclusion that the fuckwit is a coward.

Do me such a mercifull act...
[n/a] RGallet @ > SupremeDreamer | 2-Jul-03/2:09 PM | Reply
First rule of poetry SD: don't fuck with horus8 or anyone else from California.
[n/a] SupremeDreamer @ > RGallet | 2-Jul-03/2:30 PM | Reply
Well, fuck wit.. little do you know, you just broke that rule. Why do i say that?

Because, little did your tiny brain realize this:

My duplex is located in the Bay Area city called San Jose, in the state of CALIFORNIA... you good little brat, have been smacked with my cock.. like how the cream smears over your cheek
causing your legs to be weak? eh? MUAHAHA. run. fast.
[n/a] RGallet @ > Jeremi B. Handrinos | 2-Jul-03/2:10 PM | Reply
I think Supreme Dreamer is one of the DA's, what do you think?
[n/a] SupremeDreamer @ > RGallet | 2-Jul-03/2:36 PM | Reply
No. I am not anything similiar to or descendent thereof. Cute prod and pathetic thoughts considering who i am.

Want my first name? Its: Lee, Middle: Jean
the last i wont reveal, i dont want to see you at my front door begging to suck my cock. Maybe your the aborted child that Tanya did rid herself off, aye? isnt that perhaps an interesting thought to ponder? think your witty, clever? watch me sever your testicles from your scrotum and put it into your mums wet and delicately soft mouth.. ;)
[n/a] JoyLuck @ > SupremeDreamer | 2-Jul-03/2:38 PM | Reply
is jean pronounced

jean as the jean grey
jean as in jean claude van dam
[n/a] SupremeDreamer @ > JoyLuck | 2-Jul-03/2:46 PM | Reply
as in jean claude van dam. Both my parents were belgian born europeans who both grew up in the waloon city of Liege. I was born a year after they took permanent residence in California.
[n/a] DurtKL @ > SupremeDreamer | 2-Jul-03/2:50 PM | Reply
i miss cali
i used to live down in orange
[n/a] RGallet @ > SupremeDreamer | 2-Jul-03/2:06 PM | Reply
No, I didn't forget to mention them. They're terrible poets who I am better than. There grasp of the english language is limper only than they're faggoty wrists. Asl??
[n/a] JoyLuck @ > RGallet | 2-Jul-03/2:13 PM | Reply
so you are this RGallet everyones been talking about
[n/a] SupremeDreamer @ > RGallet | 2-Jul-03/2:51 PM | Reply
you added fuel by disgracing my fine work called Maman: Psychic Tophet with a 0.. priceless. you'll find that my anger does increase the power and strength of my bites...
[n/a] RGallet @ > SupremeDreamer | 3-Jul-03/11:38 AM | Reply
You are boring and stupid. I hate you. Everybody here hates you. Go away and never come back. Erase all your poems. Go fuck yourself. You have no potential in this world. Please leave. Nobody cares how you feel. Nobody cares that you are angry. Nobody even reads your poems. Everybody reads my poems. People care when I am angry. People care how I feel. Everyone wants me here. I have unlimited potential in this world. I am fascinating. Everyone loves me and recognizes my vast intelligence.
[n/a] SupremeDreamer @ > RGallet | 4-Jul-03/11:49 PM | Reply
well judging by the comments and such, people just do happen to read my poems, including you. ;) And no, I'm not going anywhere, or deleting my work. The unlimited potential you have is spent writing arrogant and uninspired shit, so I can't say I'm impressed. ;) Your vast intelligence is lacking sophistication or any brilliant sparks of genius, so its indeed ... worthless.

oh, nice scoreboard, I have my own:

RGallet: -100 hey, negative scale ;D

And please grab your toes and prepare for the 747 cock jet flying directly into your virgin arse. ;) oh, yeah, NICE WANKER MARK. hahahaha. ;) seems like your liked alot INDEED!
[n/a] RGallet @ > SupremeDreamer | 3-Jul-03/11:41 AM | Reply
Settle 2 SupremeDreamer 0
[8] Jeremi B. Handrinos @ | 2-Jul-03/12:52 PM | Reply
I'm actually having Settle as a house guest for a bit this Summer, and am very much looking forward to it. I believe the smells from my kitchen will be exstatic & the smells from the el bano to be muy enfermo. We are planning to collide a remote controled jet full of C4 into the engine of a taking off airplane at some major airport, and then, for lunch we were going to put a CO2 Sars mix of gas into the Mcdonalds soda fountain dispenser. Then we were going to go to the Mustang ranch and give all of the hotties AIDS in their moufs and muffs and maybe up their nose, but we will definitely be urinating everywhere always. Nice poem. Nice style flex.
[n/a] SupremeDreamer @ > Jeremi B. Handrinos | 2-Jul-03/1:14 PM | Reply
Thanks. can i ask your opinion? was my poetical attack a bad mistake, or a good decision, or a trip into mr shapeshifter drifter desert meeting mr poetic pervert pedophile covered in putrid bile that was puked by satan? eh...? any thoughts? because i now reside in a mental funhouse ride which promised to collide into the universe of the dead... and i am suffering extreme loathing and rage, littered with thoughts of stalking the location, the specific region of where the little twit lives so i force him to watch lightly sucking and biting his mums large tit.. pink and longer than a pencil eraser.
Nah, just help us decal the jet. I want it to say "Poemrank this motherfuckers!" on both wings. And on it's belly "scratch with caution".
[n/a] RGallet @ > SupremeDreamer | 2-Jul-03/2:03 PM | Reply
Settle 1, SupremeDreamer 0.
[5] Garrett S Sexton @ | 5-Jul-03/1:38 AM | Reply
You wouldn't say that about George Bush - you pinko Americans and in the immortal words of Alf Bexton "ruin the planet, ruin it now before someone else does". PS Read the Bible, cause however you look at it whatever you do, Jesus loves a sinner, the world loves a winner and Jesus saves all.
[n/a] SupremeDreamer @ > Garrett S Sexton | 5-Jul-03/1:45 AM | Reply
george bush ... when i think politics i wish to die, my last wish to be the death of government. The bible bored me.. incest and hallucenated gods and angels become old news quick. but thanks for the comment and vote nevertheless.
[8] richa @ | 5-Jul-03/2:02 PM | Reply
one of the best 'winge about settle' poems. There should be an award
[9] deleted user @ | 8-Sep-03/10:04 PM | Reply
I love your wit! A great read. :)
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