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Caesar and the Giant. (revised) (Free verse) by SupremeDreamer

-- Arrogant young self-proclaimed Caesar suffering delusions of granduer did raise his sword to poke a dwarf. Which is in actuality a giant. -Unfortunately- His hallucenagenic suffering did prevent the ability TO: Realize the creatures size and strength. -Suddenly- The giant stirs in irritation. FROM: A burning sensation originating from his arse. -So- The giant turns To see so-called Caesar. -Conclusion- The giant joyfully steps on him thinking of memories which include cockroaches. Upon the insects tombstone the giant did carefully engrave: ~~~Jeremi RGallet~~~ -Settle- Our esteemed Poem Ranker Wanker

thepinkbunnyofdoom 2-Jul-03/11:09 AM
I figure Your a guy by your subject matter(though honestly your name made me think you where a girl, but eh? I'm one to talk). I figure you write like D.A. and Settle. You can't be Mr.Pig, cause well, I'd be suprised as crap. Your not me(well at least I think not but I have been acting really oddly lately and don't remember a lot of my actions over the past few days... ). I know your not Horus8. Just not possible. I'd be really surprised if you were Godswife, richa, or any of our other fine ladies and whores<no offense ment to women here just going thru the broad spectrum> here(cause well I don't think your a girl but I could be wrong).

In short you could be anybody other than Our Good Friend Doug Sandmynutz. So if your gonna tell us who you are spill it. If not then let use go around guessing wrongly for the rest of eternity and sit back and watch the havoc and mayhem that we reek upon our minds trying to discover you secret Identity. Just be sure that if we do figure it out that you lock the batcave before you goto bed at night.




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