replying on Today I blew yet another Jew. by <{Baba^Yaga}>
5 Nov 2003, 1:55 PM
I would if my FUCKING TOOTH WASN'T JUST HOLLOWED OUT! Thank god I'm drunk at 2. Again.
replying on The dog that loved a chicken by <{Baba^Yaga}>
5 Nov 2003, 11:30 AM
This story actually is black and white, and 99% accurate. that 1% is hiding in the fact that it's still not over yet, it never is.
on advice by ThePariahDog
4 Nov 2003, 5:06 PM
If you paid a guy to read this in a drunk Irish accent? I'd pay to see it. My favourite was "Hearken".
I, for one, had to read the bible several times whilst I was at the private boys shavery. Forced to sing beautiful Psalms in their entireties. Lord, it was a bore, but I believe your mentally retarded approach to preaching (great gimmick by the way) is much better. Because, it really speaks to the underdogs. The mistreated people of a lower more depraved caste in our indifferent society. The illiterate.
I, for one, had to read the bible several times whilst I was at the private boys shavery. Forced to sing beautiful Psalms in their entireties. Lord, it was a bore, but I believe your mentally retarded approach to preaching (great gimmick by the way) is much better. Because, it really speaks to the underdogs. The mistreated people of a lower more depraved caste in our indifferent society. The illiterate.
replying on The dog that loved a chicken by <{Baba^Yaga}>
4 Nov 2003, 4:48 PM
I am horus8. HETERO!!!
on Clutch of Eggs by kingit
4 Nov 2003, 1:58 PM
I, for one, am terrified.
on My Secret by ThoughtfulSoul
4 Nov 2003, 1:55 PM
My Secret Person Torment Staying Sane Happy Kid "Turmoil Prelude to a Legend Legend Alone The Trail Confusion Rain Doesn't Seem to Stop Playing Games Bottom Can't See Black Heart Disbeliever Self Winged Beauty Blinded by Your Kiss Reality Day Dream The One I think About Existence"
If you put all of your titles together? It looks just like one of those signs that those Jesus freaks carry in the subways of New York. Facinating, truly fricken fascinating.
If you put all of your titles together? It looks just like one of those signs that those Jesus freaks carry in the subways of New York. Facinating, truly fricken fascinating.
replying on vampirism extrapolated by FreeFormFixation
4 Nov 2003, 9:10 AM
I believe this poem is about Jesus feeding the malnourished.
on Today I blew yet another Jew. by <{Baba^Yaga}>
4 Nov 2003, 9:08 AM
Are you people afraid of AIDS?
on A Fistful of Haiku for All Ages by HaikuMofo
4 Nov 2003, 6:56 AM
Some good ones, and some dooky.
on Nocturnal Emissions by EAger to Offend
4 Nov 2003, 2:48 AM
Queerly, true.
on Sun Dogs by EAger to Offend
4 Nov 2003, 2:46 AM
Brief, yet lacking a pair of.
on frustration by skaskowski
4 Nov 2003, 1:49 AM
Maybe if you tried writing about something a bit more interesting than your attempts to grasp onto nothing that interesting and an even more uninteresting attempts at grasping.
on my stuff is like stuff by skaskowski
4 Nov 2003, 1:40 AM
What are you shedding good poetry for fermented toad tit?
on embryonic inquiries by calliope
4 Nov 2003, 1:32 AM
I need air before I choke myself to death on your lower cased tribute to lower case tributaries.
on wretched heart-wrench by calliope
4 Nov 2003, 1:29 AM
Truly, as coherent as window shielding a moth at ninety mph. On a better note however it helped me arrive at a bowel movement.
on i like the crisp endings. by calliope
4 Nov 2003, 1:27 AM
On a frigid dank night late last yesterday. I found a gilded net with which I did play. It had a rod iron
handle and a child proof button, and when I smelled
at its sagging pouch I swore I nosed mutton. Shrugging
my jaundice bare shoulders I set out to trap as many nuts as might I could from inside out of your crap.
handle and a child proof button, and when I smelled
at its sagging pouch I swore I nosed mutton. Shrugging
my jaundice bare shoulders I set out to trap as many nuts as might I could from inside out of your crap.
on on a more positive note by calliope
4 Nov 2003, 1:18 AM
God is a pair of training wheels hanging up in some shed in Vermont watching the dust dance in a widows stale sun box.
on it's a new crayon by FreeFormFixation
4 Nov 2003, 1:15 AM
"whetting my earppatite" what?
Porus8 is a pumice felcher.
But you my friend would felch a Klingon.
Porus8 is a pumice felcher.
But you my friend would felch a Klingon.
on vampirism extrapolated by FreeFormFixation
4 Nov 2003, 1:10 AM
Goerge Hamilton trying to get out of a tanning booth with a prehistoric saber toothed can opener?
on some simplicity stings. by FreeFormFixation
4 Nov 2003, 1:09 AM
An encounter with a bearded old man using noxema as lubrication?