on Days of Future Passed by ruella
21 Aug 2002, 2:51 PM
It is! And I will!
on Awesome Heir by Shin-Bojangles
21 Aug 2002, 2:50 PM
Whatever anyone's attempting, Shut up if you're not talking about Aragorn or Aragorn-related issues!
on The Confession by [mojo]
21 Aug 2002, 2:38 PM
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!
... Either that or move to a deserted island by yourself and live on grass and seabirds far from the horror that is humanity.
... Either that or move to a deserted island by yourself and live on grass and seabirds far from the horror that is humanity.
on Awesome Heir by Shin-Bojangles
21 Aug 2002, 2:36 PM
Actually, there's no need for pluralization on "Bigot" there, since only one person used the word in a derogatory sense... All I said is that elves aren't pussies, which is a pretty plain fact. Though I obviously insinuated use of the word in the same sense, I think I've sucessfully lawyered my way out of any guilt. I'm going to go wash.
on The Land of Back-to-Front by [mojo]
21 Aug 2002, 2:32 PM
With a few nonsense words, this'd be very 'Dr. Seuss'... though my disgruntled attitude with this place keeps making me think that the spaceman probably has a fireaxe behind his back and a sick sense of humor... lousy chagrin.
on Awesome Heir by Shin-Bojangles
21 Aug 2002, 2:15 PM
Hey, Tolkien elves are by no means pussies. Aloof and sensitive yes, but you cross an elf and you're gonna find yourself under 20 tons of hot Elven smackdown before you can say "Liv Tyler". Plus, said elf is VERY likely to be quite classy in demonstrating his or her non-puss nature, and despite the fact that you would be opressed by such large quantities of elven smackdown, you'd still be thinking, "Hmm... elegant, yet fierce; a triumph of whoop-ass."
on Awesome Heir by Shin-Bojangles
18 Aug 2002, 3:31 PM
Drows?! What the hell?! I'm enraged and chagrinned. Mostly chagrinned. Jessum crow... don't confuse crappy DnD Haikus with crappy TOLKIEN Haikus. There's a subtle difference. And yes, it probably should've been SWEET... but remember that Aragorn is the subtle kind of sweet. What with the scruff and all.
on Hai(school)ku by AmericanWigeon
18 Aug 2002, 2:31 AM
Ohh! Cougers!
on Tom and Jerry by WarrenGDawg
18 Aug 2002, 2:30 AM
Damned mouse. Damned coy mouse.
on The Power of Green by Tascobar
18 Aug 2002, 2:29 AM
I'm gonna guess that it's a "drug thing", friend.
on Quandries of a Summer-night's Green by Modulo
18 Aug 2002, 2:23 AM
Umm.. Yes?
... Squeezed?
... Squeezed?
on Summer Haiku by waltfreakinwhitman
18 Aug 2002, 2:22 AM
That's cheating! >M#
on Uninformed, pseudo-philosophical thoughts about existence by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
18 Aug 2002, 2:21 AM
It's a little like being drunk.
Ta-ha! I'm so cultured and witty!
Anyway, Haikus with five-syllable words rock.
Ta-ha! I'm so cultured and witty!
Anyway, Haikus with five-syllable words rock.
on Lucky's Day by razorgrin
13 Aug 2002, 12:51 AM
I think we all have moments like the one befalling our "Lucky" here.
Those little, "Oh crap, a dumpster full of dead people" moments that make life that much more interesting.
It's the true joy of sharing.
Those little, "Oh crap, a dumpster full of dead people" moments that make life that much more interesting.
It's the true joy of sharing.
on Flight of the Samurai (Act II) by Shin-Bojangles
13 Aug 2002, 12:34 AM
Ok.
But any further questions about samurai will have to wait, thanks to that dern 4 poem posting limit.
But any further questions about samurai will have to wait, thanks to that dern 4 poem posting limit.
There's a certain point where comments stop being about the poetry, or even any discussion at hand, and start being immature cries for attention.
Some of us skip that crap and just write poems that are immature cries for attention.
P.S.- I missed the word "align" in this piece. It's a sweet word that dosn't get nearly enough use.
P.P.S.- Names with apostrophes=totally awesome
Some of us skip that crap and just write poems that are immature cries for attention.
P.S.- I missed the word "align" in this piece. It's a sweet word that dosn't get nearly enough use.
P.P.S.- Names with apostrophes=totally awesome
What ARE you people talking about?