Re: Awesome Heir by Shin-Bojangles	28-Aug-02/12:21 AM
Hmm.. due to a burp in the universe it would seem that a truent comment from the Grey Triplet manifested itself here. It was awful... all the red... and the words... Anyway, I think I'll join God's wife in going to bed. A different one, though, I would imagine. Boy, it's fun to immortalize the reprehensibly trivial. I'm listening to David Bowie right now. And now anyone in the whole WORLD can know that I was listening to David Bowie at 4:23 AM atlantic Canadian time on August the 21, 2002. That fact has been indeliably burnt into the digital stone tablets of human history. What Golden Years we live in.
Re: Awesome Heir by Shin-Bojangles	28-Aug-02/12:09 AM
And you can count the grief-wracked hobbits instead of sheep! Poor things... Gandalf was pretty smart y'know.
Re: Fetch by Limness	28-Aug-02/12:03 AM
"He ain't never caught a rabbit and he ain't no friend of mine." Oh, wait... crap. Forget I said that. I think it's better short anyway. It shows that it dosn't take much to incur the author's wrath. The attitude is brilliant.
Re: Awesome Heir by Shin-Bojangles	27-Aug-02/11:57 PM
Well, Aragorn might be busy saving the world or something... but I'd bet that he's sweet enough to manage both. He'd be like, "Hey 'Zina's Mom, make some sense already." and with his overwhelming sweetness she'd be compelled to obey. Then he'd like, totally wreck up on Sauron all over town. Or so I imagine...
Re: Awesome Heir by Shin-Bojangles	27-Aug-02/11:45 PM
What's a nonsequiter? Or whatever...
Re: To Brush, or Not to Brush, That is the Question! by Lenore	27-Aug-02/11:43 PM
Dentists are scary people. How do THEY know so much about MY teeth, that's what I'd like to know.
Re: Awesome Heir by Shin-Bojangles	27-Aug-02/11:39 PM
Yahoo. I own the longest string of pointless blithering arguments... Yahoo.
Re: Flight of the Samurai (Act II) by Shin-Bojangles	27-Aug-02/1:24 AM
I'm NOT a samurai? Damn! And here I thought this was autobiographical...
Re: Awesome Heir by Shin-Bojangles	27-Aug-02/1:21 AM
Wow, it sure is nice to see my sex-life getting so much attention. Yessiree. I'd just like to point out that I COULD delete some of the above messages, but I think it's important for people to see just how stupid and misguided someone can be and still recognize the keys on the keyboard and use then to digitize thier thoughts. I'd also like to restate my bewonderment of our flagrantly hideous misuse of the marvel of international communication. But then... I was using it to post Tolkien Haikus... so... Urrmmm... well, at least I was just trying to make people smile. I mean, why be cruel on the internet? Makes even less sense than being cruel in real life. I mean, what could a person possibly get out of such behavior? There's a question for ya'.
Re: Apathy by nentwined	25-Aug-02/12:07 AM
"And to all the children: congradulations!" Maybe someone will get that. Maybe. A remarkably prudent message. A triumph.
Re: Flight of the Samurai (Act II) by Shin-Bojangles	24-Aug-02/7:12 PM
Did you even read Act I? You can't just jump into the middle of the flight of a samurai, any good ninja can tell you that.
Re: Awesome Heir by Shin-Bojangles	24-Aug-02/7:10 PM
Ok. I'll futilly restate that I'm pretty sure it's the other way 'round, but it's strictly for the record.
Re: For fun by Cha no Onna	22-Aug-02/11:33 PM
I'd want to sell anyone who's defining characteristics were "Smiling and biting" too. P.S.- Shel 4 Life
Re: brown is the eat feminine deoderant gross and stuff mmm styrofoam right? by skaskowski	22-Aug-02/11:30 PM
For a while I thought, "Why bother going around and posting 'I don't get it' everywhere."... but It's worth a shot. What's going on here?
Re: Awesome Heir by Shin-Bojangles	22-Aug-02/11:24 PM
What the hell are you talking about??? And you two up there! Stop arguing! Jessy Crow, you folx go through some fierce mood swings! Do you even know WHY you're arguing in even the most remote sense? Can you concieve of how fundamentally pointless and peripheral this dispute is? I mean, you're arguing over weather a dick is a man! What the hell??! Who cares!? The ORIGINAL statement which got all this gadding nonsense started was that "elves are androgynous pussies", which is an opinion, but one that is phrased in such a way to be intelligible by our language. There is nothing wrong with that statement on a pure, fundamental level. It makes sense. What is does NOT do, is beg any debates about the definition of sex organ gender. Cripes... I hate to be the whiney Mom on this, fellas, but the madness has to end. Obviously the "Aragorn Only" thing isn't gonna work out, which is nothing short of a big downer. Oh, and now that I'm riled up, two points, both for GodWife, there: One, I'm pretty sure Tolkien elves aren't ACTUALLY androgynous, I'm pretty sure there are distinct boy and girl elves. Two, you said up above that "Gender" is a clinical term? I THINK (I may be wrong) that "Sex" is actually the clinical term, where "Gender" referrs to the social baggage and all other more intangible aspects of one's man/womanness. ie- The male sex has a penis. The male gender always leaves the seat up. Oh heaven... Quite a state of affairs isn't it? This is how we use the wonder of communication. I'm gonna go wash.
Re: The Matrix by DespondentDotCom	22-Aug-02/1:40 PM
Mega Bonus points for the B&T reference. "Dude! Our Girlfriends are most chaste!"
Re: Awesome Heir by Shin-Bojangles	22-Aug-02/1:35 PM
Okay, you guys are starting to babble again, and it's much less interesting this time. I'm gonna have to put my foot down and re-instate the "Aragorn Only" subject matter clause. And don't think I won't...
Re: Ring Toss by Shin-Bojangles	22-Aug-02/1:29 PM
What's wrong with Hobbits? Geez... first people trashin' elves, now this... there's a lotta hate in the room.
Re: Awesome Heir by Shin-Bojangles	22-Aug-02/12:55 AM
I expect my Final Thought to be "Oh *$@%!"... No swearing, I'll just say "Oh Asterisk Dollar-sign at-symbol percent!" Anyway... Dark- Ok, so elves live in the trees and look like Leonardo DeCaprio. You would too if it would get you elvan booty. So maybe they are a touch puss, but the point is... I forget what the point was... the point now is Liv Tyler is hot, and Aragorn's got all o' that (as they say), ergo, he is sweet (and he didn't even have to put on a dress or braid his hair or anything, hence he must be SUPER sweet). God's- Ok, I don't really care if rambling sets in... it's just fun to be all "Shut up and talk about my poem guys!". You know? Though I really don't agree that the Haiku's that obscure... there's a pretty big fan base for them books, doncha know? And the 'Feature Motion Picture' and all... Less obscure than a poem with no clear meaning (not a bad thing, but a common one... for me anyway) in a sense... since the meaning is quite clear (Aragorn is sweet). Razor- No talking about my penis. Ok! That's that. Pretty soon I'll make a sequel I'm sure... Look for "Gandalf is real smart" soon.
Re: Sexxodus by Shin-Bojangles	22-Aug-02/12:40 AM
Yahoo! Praise! And serendipity too! Samurai-related serendipity... or as I call it, "Samuripity". Yeah... sexxodus was a labour of love all right... I can't claim sole authourship, but I think my penmates would like to see the love spread around. They have a... THING about that. It can get pretty gross.