Re: Niggers Don't Write Poetry by pain killer	23-Jun-04/4:26 AM
You're the most middling load of bollocks ever.
Re: Insurance Frauds by skaskowski	23-Jun-04/3:58 PM
re "At any moment the climb turns. And you're falling down but still aware of the handles you're passing up." Are you just using 'you' to be chatty, or are you seriously assuming we're all the same kind of self-absorbed impotents that your narrator is?
Re: Insurance Frauds by skaskowski	23-Jun-04/3:58 PM
And you misspelled innuendo.
regarding some deleted poem...	23-Jun-04/4:16 PM
Is it AN ILLEGAL HOUSE-PRAWNE???!!?!!/1
regarding some deleted poem...	23-Jun-04/4:18 PM
Another enormous let-down.
regarding some deleted poem...	23-Jun-04/4:47 PM
The first line of the second stanza would sound better if it were "Huge creatures lumbered here once, lowed their song", with the line broken wherever you want. The word "utterly" needs replacing more than "huge" does.
Re: Getting the Cool Kids To Like Me by the codeine kid	23-Jun-04/5:24 PM
You retard. This poem is a soggy Christmas-sock full of errors. First, you've gotten god'swife and me hopelessly confused. We are not the same person. Second, neither of us said either of the things you attribute to (one of) us, you fuckwit. god'swife said "I'm going through big changes right now and a kind of rebuilding of my self knowledge". I said "I want the cool kids to like me". If you're going to mash our quotes together like some hideous cheesy prawne-log, at least use our real words. As it happens, I wouldn't be caught dead saying either "wanna" or "hang with", both of which I consider embarassingly 'pop culture'. Third, your a fuckwit. Fourth, as it happens, I WAS bullied at grade-school, but now I'm a 'real-world success story' after only seven years of Accredited Poetry School. Last Harvest Festival, the townfolk voted me King Cornhusk. Fifthly, my definition of poetry is the correct one. Yours is not. And Lastly, your a cock. I've never said everyone who lives in China is a Chinaman. Anyone knows Tibetians and Mongoloids also inhabit the Chinkish territories. -10-
Re: PATIENCE by jroday	24-Jun-04/7:25 PM
Congratulations on making the top of the Best Lyrics list. Now, please sit down and put your pants back on. -10-
Re: afraid by hbhpoems	26-Jun-04/11:18 AM
I feel afraid when I think of how in the last week poemranker has lost the last of its non-retarded qualities, becoming merely a retard-powered beard of a crumb-repository for all of the most disastrously illiterate and overwrought nonsense ever spoken - including, I'm afraid, my own. ******* NB-This message is in code. To discover its true meaning, replace every instance of the word 'afraid' with 'bored and more than a little ashamed'. Thanks.
Re: upon driving through rural Washington by david	26-Jun-04/11:38 AM
The sentence construction [As I do something in the present tense, something happens in present tense] should be bound and gagged in a basement somewhere and beaten into a coma by a band of masked salami-wielding EastEnder hoodlums.
Re: Stuffy by horus8	26-Jun-04/11:49 AM
Tuffy (Villanelle) by horus8 "Pardon me sir, do you have a tuffy?" I asked the man in the grey trencoat, He said, "Why, yes! Wanna see it, lovey?"
Re: Someday Soon by Drunk Russian Poet	26-Jun-04/9:54 PM
Why did you stop being nowhereman?
regarding some deleted poem...	26-Jun-04/10:14 PM
Yes!!! You actually listened to my suggestion!
Re: Ayudame (Help Me) by | Broken |	27-Jun-04/7:02 AM
Why on earth are you saying 'ayudame' instead of 'help me' or even 'tolong saya'? Is it because, since you don't speak Spanish very well, 'ayudame' sounds deep and kind of beautiful, while the English and Malay versions sound bland and vaguely adolescent?
regarding some deleted poem...	28-Jun-04/5:25 PM
What's this I've found in my snatch? I can't tell - has anyone got a match? Is it a sin to do it anally? Can I really speak any way but banally?
Re: afraid by hbhpoems	29-Jun-04/10:43 PM
Are you related to Blindpoetry?
regarding some deleted poem...	30-Jun-04/5:05 PM
You ought to have looked up the appropriate spelling for jheri curl before you spelled it like the name of that actress who played Seven-of-Nine on Star Trek:Voyager, which I bet big money you have taped and filed somewhere at your house.
regarding some deleted poem...	1-Jul-04/9:37 AM
Stupid, stupid.
regarding some deleted poem...	1-Jul-04/9:52 AM
Once, while staying at a hotel in Mexico City with my wife, I became so ill from the tapwater that I used two rolls of toilet paper per day for an entire week. By the time I was finally able to leave the hotel room, I'd lost 15 pounds. PS-Do you think that as a simile "X is utterly unlike Y" is as good or useful as "X is like Y"?
Re: Recycled Stardust by Quarton	1-Jul-04/4:13 PM
From a scientific point-of-view, every sentence in this poem is wrong. That's not the point, you say, I'm being metaphorickal, the science doesn't matter. If that is the case, your face is beautiful as a bum.