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Getting the Cool Kids To Like Me

Member since 2004 · Posted 22 Jun 2004 · 8 comments

Well anyone who uses a phrase like "Kind Of Building My Self Knowledge Right Now" deserves a kick in the face straight away and don't worry Mr Get Over yourself...you'll never be one of the cool kids although you have invented a top dog persona for yourself via this site because you were bullied at school it's okay there there faceless grudge carrier and not very good poem writer because good poems require emotional depth and honesty and not just big and clever words and clever sounding but meaningless codas but then you wouldn't know that cos you think everyone that lives in china is a chinaman and anyway leave me alone you bully cos I'M KINDA BUILDING MY SELF KNOWLEDGE RIGHT NOW and I WANNA HANG WITH THE COOL KIDS TOO

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[8] titan69 22-Jun-04/2:26 PM Reply

Yer right on!
good to see you back!
kid?

[10] zodiac 23-Jun-04/5:24 PM Reply

You retard. This poem is a soggy Christmas-sock full of errors.

First, you've gotten god'swife and me hopelessly confused. We are not the same person.

Second, neither of us said either of the things you attribute to (one of) us, you fuckwit. god'swife said "I'm going through big changes right now and a kind of rebuilding of my self knowledge". I said "I want the cool kids to like me". If you're going to mash our quotes together like some hideous cheesy prawne-log, at least use our real words. As it happens, I wouldn't be caught dead saying either "wanna" or "hang with", both of which I consider embarassingly 'pop culture'.

Third, your a fuckwit.

Fourth, as it happens, I WAS bullied at grade-school, but now I'm a 'real-world success story' after only seven years of Accredited Poetry School. Last Harvest Festival, the townfolk voted me King Cornhusk.

Fifthly, my definition of poetry is the correct one. Yours is not.

And Lastly, your a cock. I've never said everyone who lives in China is a Chinaman. Anyone knows Tibetians and Mongoloids also inhabit the Chinkish territories.

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[n/a] wilco › zodiac 23-Jun-04/7:33 PM Reply

I do believe the Poemranker youth element is attempting to rise up against you.

[10] zodiac › wilco 23-Jun-04/11:37 PM Reply

I suppose I ought to be thankful none of them can hold a coherent thought for the length of time it would take to type it. I could have been in SERIOUS TROUBLE!!!!!1!!

Just imagine if they'd all gotten the idea to swarm after me!!

[8] titan69 › zodiac 24-Jun-04/12:32 AM Reply

Gotten is not a real word Mr perfect.
any way people can wright how they like there is no set rools
avet you heard of free speech? or dont you have it where you ar from?

[10] zodiac › titan69 24-Jun-04/5:36 AM Reply

LOL

[n/a] Drunk Russian Poet › titan69 24-Jun-04/8:49 PM Reply

ummmm, hey...you need to....nevermind.

[n/a] the codeine kid › Drunk Russian Poet 26-Jun-04/1:03 PM Reply

oh dear the big boys have come out to play abd they are unhappy because someone has pinched their ball...oh and i take it you mean you're a cock and not your a cock...just what do they teach you at those weekly meetings you attend at the frustrated unpublished writers meetings down at the poemrankers arms(real ale only) (nice one p!)...and you and god's hussy might as well be the same person because you are both self absorbed, humourless hags and in the words of the great James Joyce and Johnny Rotten ...you are both bollix!

oh and tyhe way you dismiss "Pop culture" with sneering contempt gives you away as the prissy,psuedo intellectual snob you so obviously are...and you're not even clever (or big!)

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