| Re: Bus Fare Home by peaceseeker |
15-Oct-03/9:41 AM |
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Is the hot waterfall a shower? I once saw an episode of Batman where the Joker turned the city's water supply into jelly, and Commissioner Gordon unwittingly had a shower and got jelly on him.
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| Re: For M. B. by Tits |
15-Oct-03/9:29 AM |
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How did you get to be a poemwanker? It must have happened withing the last week and a half going by the email address in the red box. Tell me now. I can't be bothered to email you. Was it for inappropriate elevation of Christian baked goods?
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| Re: a comment on Ecohippie by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? |
15-Oct-03/9:10 AM |
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There is no Royal Grammar School, Amersham, High Wycombe, Bucks. For a start, Amersham is not contained within High Wycombe, although Amersham Road does run through it.
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| Re: a comment on The Bread O' Heaven by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? |
15-Oct-03/8:56 AM |
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Well, OK, but if it were a sonnet, then it would be a completely different poem, so how could you possibaly say that you would give it an 8?
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| Re: a comment on The Bread O' Heaven by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? |
15-Oct-03/8:54 AM |
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Who are these swarthy sounding fellows?
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| Re: a comment on The Bread O' Heaven by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? |
15-Oct-03/2:23 AM |
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The definition of a sonnet is a poem which says "Sonnet" at the top.
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| Re: a comment on Tsunami Love by The_Third_Isis |
14-Oct-03/9:02 AM |
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| Re: a comment on гоÑÑдаÑÑÑва by Wobble McFly |
14-Oct-03/8:53 AM |
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Silence, you multi-pseudonymned rascal.
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| Re: Tsunami Love by The_Third_Isis |
14-Oct-03/6:23 AM |
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I expect you must be some sort of free-spirit.
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| Re: гоÑÑдаÑÑÑва by Wobble McFly |
14-Oct-03/6:06 AM |
I especially find the last verse very moving.
Here is a translation for anyone not so well versed in Russian as I:
Wodka - Chicken Kiev,
Gorbachev has a stupid looking head,
The Duma - a provisional government.
Bolsheviks and Mensheviks,
The October revolution,
Rasputin was an invincible monk,
Tatar sauce is nice.
Exiled to Siberia,
All hail Tsar Nicholas II,
The Kremlin, Trotsky, Mafia, Red Square.
Alright then -
Send him on the next flight back to Russia,
In the diplomatic baaaagg!!!
Obviously it loses something in the translation.
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| Re: a comment on Ù
صادر ÙÙسطÙÙÙØ© أ٠اÙاØتÙا٠by Wobble McFly |
14-Oct-03/5:41 AM |
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| Re: Ù
صادر ÙÙسطÙÙÙØ© أ٠اÙاØتÙا٠by Wobble McFly |
13-Oct-03/1:08 PM |
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I bet this doesn't even mean anything.
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| Re: a comment on Ecohippie by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? |
12-Oct-03/5:01 PM |
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From where can I obtain an application form?
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| Re: The Pipe Scraping Tool by peaceseeker |
12-Oct-03/4:48 PM |
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This is the best poem about a pipecleaner I have ever seen. I especially like the way you use "inner thighs" to represent the main chute of the pipe, and the burning coffee for the tobacco.
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| Re: a comment on Where are my Spectacles? by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? |
11-Oct-03/6:57 AM |
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How appropriate, you fight like a cow.
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| Re: a comment on Wanting by J.B. Manning |
10-Oct-03/5:47 PM |
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Actually, the humble egg has a surprisingly adequate longditudinal strength.
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| Re: sex sex sex! by FreeFormFixation |
10-Oct-03/5:33 PM |
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Wow! I would never have guessed that someone would have experienced sex!
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| Re: Magnets & Cross-Eyed Children by Bachus |
10-Oct-03/5:30 PM |
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This poem is nowhere near as excellent as the title would suggest.
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| Re: a comment on Life on the Sidewalk (with superfluous vulgarisms) by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? |
10-Oct-03/5:14 PM |
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Ah ha! I tricked you all along! My IQ is really 114!!!!!
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| Re: a comment on Wanting by J.B. Manning |
9-Oct-03/3:36 PM |
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Well, if you think about it carefully, the pen is actually mightier than the egg.
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