Re: My Guardian Angel by ramtheman1	18-Oct-03/5:45 AM
You have a very distinctive and individual style, which I like. I think you may enjoy some of my work (although it is sometimes misunderstood).
Re: a comment on Bloodsucker by hobojo	18-Oct-03/5:37 AM
I think he is trying to describe the serious problem of his habitual bloodletting through the application of leeches (An ancient practice that is regaining credibility in modern medical circles). Of course, this would have initially been for medicinal purposes, but users have been known to develop a grotesque dependence on the practice.
Re: ditched by them slowpokes by skaskowski	18-Oct-03/5:27 AM
first verse: 10 Second verse: 0 Average: 5
Re: Halloween by ramtheman1	18-Oct-03/5:25 AM
I think it's a good job you copyrighted this poem, in case any poetry tycoons try to steal your work. -10-
Re: Torment by ThoughtfulSoul	18-Oct-03/5:19 AM
I always thought that poetry was wet and only for squares. I also thought that it couldn't be relevant to the youth of today. However, then I saw that you had used the phrase "mother fucker" at the end of your poem, and I realised just how wrong I had been. This really hit me hard.
Re: a comment on Facial Bliss by ARTIE	18-Oct-03/4:33 AM
Hark, doth the selection of savory treats now fall so malignly upon my snow-capped tongue of blistering iron? Oh for the darkness to shroud me once more, just but once, my dear. ("The Bakery" by Rudyard Kipling)
Re: Night On the Town by razorgrin	17-Oct-03/5:36 PM
Once I went on a night out with the lads. We got so drunk that we stole a traffic cone. Can you believe it? Boy, that was a crazy night, I can tell you. Never again... ;-)
Re: Facial Bliss by ARTIE	17-Oct-03/5:30 PM
Savory display is a totally bodacious line to end a haiku with. However, the previous lines do not do it justice. I suggest something like: Oh, such tasty treats, Sausage rolls and cheese pasties, Savory display.
Re: a comment on Ecohippie by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?	17-Oct-03/5:14 PM
OK, I think it's time I came clean. My name is David Shirt, and I live in Braintree in Essex, England. I live alone with my deceased wife, Mary, and my two sons Steven and Norris. They get bullied at school, but they are very special to me. My hobbies are swimming and football.
Re: a comment on Bus Fare Home by peaceseeker	17-Oct-03/5:11 PM
Maybe I will... Maybe I will.
Re: a comment on Nudesflash by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?	17-Oct-03/8:11 AM
New research suggests they may actually be wearing skin-coloured pyjamas. This is just one example of a recent scourge of nudity fraud.
Re: a comment on Nudesflash by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?	17-Oct-03/8:09 AM
I assure you, I am currently nude.
Re: voyeur by richa	16-Oct-03/8:39 AM
Will these hands ne'er be dry?
Re: a comment on Kites, Gunpowder, and a Chair by Geschäftsreise	16-Oct-03/8:38 AM
Today, "The Sun" had an article about this, although the main focus was the fact that they'd had to invent a space-Chinese-takaway, which he had eaten in orbit around the Earth.
Re: October 21st by calliope	16-Oct-03/8:22 AM
Like in "The Sixth Sense?"
Re: a comment on An Ode to the cat fish head helmet on your penis by horus8	16-Oct-03/8:13 AM
Don't they have an advert saying "Turn your 'phone off now" at the beginning, and then if someone forgets everyone turns round and looks at them in a disproving fashion?
Re: a comment on Ecohippie by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?	16-Oct-03/8:05 AM
That was your one fatal mistake, 195.157.153.253.
Re: a comment on For M. B. by Tits	15-Oct-03/3:10 PM
I still don't understand how you found out that Joe-Joe's real name is James Wright.
Re: An Ode to the cat fish head helmet on your penis by horus8	15-Oct-03/10:22 AM
Look, no one's forcing you to sit next to people with mobile telephones.
Re: a comment on The Pipe Scraping Tool by peaceseeker	15-Oct-03/9:43 AM
Don't be so coy now.