Poemranker [Poem: Facial Bliss] [by ARTIE] Thu Apr 25 02:31:18 PDT 2024

[7] ?-Dave_Mysterious-? @ 163.1.234.241 | 17-Oct-03/5:30 PM | Reply

Savory display is a totally bodacious line to end a haiku with. However, the previous lines do not do it justice. I suggest something like:

Oh, such tasty treats,
Sausage rolls and cheese pasties,
Savory display.

[n/a] ARTIE @ 66.68.146.139 > ?-Dave_Mysterious-? | 17-Oct-03/6:29 PM | Reply

You don't get out often, do you? Living a sedentary life hanging out in a deli will not bring you this happiness unless you convince the Starbucks waitress to follow you home and deliver the groceries. Nice Haiku though.

[n/a] ARTIE @ 66.68.146.139 > ARTIE | 17-Oct-03/6:52 PM | Reply

To each his own those lonely nights when dusk-to-dusk becomes too slow, for Lucifer, the light. ("Seven Screaming Diz-Busters")
BOC

[7] ?-Dave_Mysterious-? @ 163.1.234.227 > ARTIE | 18-Oct-03/4:33 AM | Reply

Hark, doth the selection of savory treats now fall so malignly upon my snow-capped tongue of blistering iron? Oh for the darkness to shroud me once more, just but once, my dear. ("The Bakery" by Rudyard Kipling)

[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 163.1.146.47 > ?-Dave_Mysterious-? | 18-Oct-03/5:19 AM | Reply

Is this the same Rudyard Kipling who was expelled from The Baker's Guilde for pulling down his trousers and laughing madly at a tin of Exceedingly Good Cakes? I daresay his Plum Dumplings were the finest droppings ever to be secreted by human glands. Such a pity about that business with the exposed buttocks and the baguette au chocolat. Yes his methods may have been unorthodox, some may even say unholy, but I do feel it is time to let bygones be bygones and move on to cleaner pastures. This tired scandal has plagued the press for long enough!

[7] ?-Dave_Mysterious-? @ 163.1.235.144 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 18-Oct-03/6:08 PM | Reply

You are thinking of a different Mr Kipling.

[n/a] Everyone @ 163.1.146.87 > ?-Dave_Mysterious-? | 19-Jan-04/2:04 PM | Reply

No, you are.

[10] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 | 17-Oct-03/7:12 PM | Reply

For another 10 quid i'll let you spank me with a blazing quail attached (impaled) to a stick.

[n/a] ARTIE @ 66.68.146.139 > horus8 | 17-Oct-03/7:51 PM | Reply

I'd prefer a Dove - a pleasurable antitheses - although I could set it afire and bring out the laces and whips - no sticks - too medieval at this point. Dave needs a "hall pass".

[5] sliver @ 65.178.200.200 | 17-Oct-03/8:37 PM | Reply

Youall are sick. SICK! have you no respect. Probably not.

[n/a] ARTIE @ 66.68.146.139 > sliver | 17-Oct-03/10:43 PM | Reply

Jizzed a minnet Ms. Silver, does this mean you won't be going to the spa for a facial anytime soon? "Sick" you ask? "No respect" you ask? I'd respect you more if you didn't use a hanky. Remember what the Colonel said?

[5] sliver @ 65.178.200.200 | 17-Oct-03/11:24 PM | Reply

I'm about to use a spanky to wipe up your silly ass. Ms? Ms? Are you trying to piss me off? I'm a woman Like youre gay. (hope yer not a fag)Still, 5

[n/a] ARTIE @ 66.68.146.139 > sliver | 18-Oct-03/8:48 AM | Reply

Oooops! My apologies sir! I obviously hit the wrong key.r
However, I enjoy a good spanking from time to time. I think I'll hold out for the quail though.