You don't get out often, do you? Living a sedentary life hanging out in a deli will not bring you this happiness unless you convince the Starbucks waitress to follow you home and deliver the groceries. Nice Haiku though.
Hark, doth the selection of savory treats now fall so malignly upon my snow-capped tongue of blistering iron? Oh for the darkness to shroud me once more, just but once, my dear. ("The Bakery" by Rudyard Kipling)
Is this the same Rudyard Kipling who was expelled from The Baker's Guilde for pulling down his trousers and laughing madly at a tin of Exceedingly Good Cakes? I daresay his Plum Dumplings were the finest droppings ever to be secreted by human glands. Such a pity about that business with the exposed buttocks and the baguette au chocolat. Yes his methods may have been unorthodox, some may even say unholy, but I do feel it is time to let bygones be bygones and move on to cleaner pastures. This tired scandal has plagued the press for long enough!
I'd prefer a Dove - a pleasurable antitheses - although I could set it afire and bring out the laces and whips - no sticks - too medieval at this point. Dave needs a "hall pass".
Jizzed a minnet Ms. Silver, does this mean you won't be going to the spa for a facial anytime soon? "Sick" you ask? "No respect" you ask? I'd respect you more if you didn't use a hanky. Remember what the Colonel said?
Oooops! My apologies sir! I obviously hit the wrong key.r
However, I enjoy a good spanking from time to time. I think I'll hold out for the quail though.
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Oh, such tasty treats,
Sausage rolls and cheese pasties,
Savory display.
BOC
However, I enjoy a good spanking from time to time. I think I'll hold out for the quail though.
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