-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.18 Oct 2003

Is this the same Rudyard Kipling who was expelled from The Baker's Guilde for pulling down his trousers and laughing madly at a tin of Exceedingly Good Cakes? I daresay his Plum Dumplings were the finest droppings ever to be secreted by human glands. Such a pity about that business with the exposed buttocks and the baguette au chocolat. Yes his methods may have been unorthodox, some may even say unholy, but I do feel it is time to let bygones be bygones and move on to cleaner pastures. This tired scandal has plagued the press for long enough!