poemranker ::Nudesflash by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?

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Sonnet № 70548

Nudesflash

Member since 2003 · Posted 15 Oct 2003 · 5 comments

Nude evening, Here is the nudes. *Decommissioned nudity camps are to be reopened in Nudequay and the Nude Forest in the nude year. *Trevor McNudeall of the Nudes at Ten gets nude to help raise money for Children in the Nude. *Countdown to nudeclear war... Is this the dawning of a nude era? *Science: Nude research on Sir Isaac Nudeton's theory of nudity. *Nude Labor's nude plan for nudes: All nudes to be nudetered. *Win the holiday of a lifetime to Nude Zealand. *Nudity soars following a nude nudeness awareness week. *The Nude Testament: Was Jesus really a nude? *”Nudes are a nuding nudesance,” says anti-nudity protestor. *Nude thirds of all nudely-weds cannot afford to buy a nude home, a nude survey reveals. “We’re thinking of emigrating to Nudefoundland,” say Mr amd Mrs John Nude. *Strippers: are they really so nude? *Non-nudes to be denuded in a nude govermnant bid to increase nudity in inner city comprehensives. *Nudean McNudor talks about his nude film, “The Full Nudity.” *Are our nudely-borns getting the right nudetrition? asks expert nudetritionist, Dr. Nude. *Nude, nude, nude, nude, nude. *In local nudes, a nude man has been spotted walking his dog, which was also in the nude. These are tonight’s nudelines, Good Nude.

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5 comments

[9] Shuushin 15-Oct-03/6:19 PM Reply
Funny as hell; very clever!

my favorite: "*Nude thirds of all nudely-weds cannot afford to buy a nude home, a nude
survey reveals. “We’re thinking of emigrating to Nudefoundland,” say Mr
amd Mrs John Nude."

(it's still nude a God Damned sonnet...)
[8] richa 16-Oct-03/7:19 AM Reply
strippers are old nudes, and that does not bare thinking about
[n/a] ?-Dave_Mysterious-? › richa 17-Oct-03/8:11 AM Reply
New research suggests they may actually be wearing skin-coloured pyjamas. This is just one example of a recent scourge of nudity fraud.
[9] horus8 16-Oct-03/12:52 PM Reply
You should be nudered. 9.
[n/a] ?-Dave_Mysterious-? › horus8 17-Oct-03/8:09 AM Reply
I assure you, I am currently nude.