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20 most recent comments by ==Doylum (101-120) and replies

Re: a comment on The Cheetah (dedicated to zzinnia) by Mr Pig 28-Feb-03/7:03 AM
oh bumface overere. Oh the ed. PAss us the ball you fuckin numpty
Well Blades as in Sean BEan or not?
Huh?
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Re: a comment on Ten new questions from Dan Rather by horus8 28-Feb-03/6:32 AM
Have George and Tony become a conjoined twin or sumert?
OR is it genetic injunerin.
Re: The Cheetah (dedicated to zzinnia) by Mr Pig 28-Feb-03/6:29 AM
well?
Re: Perversions 6: Judgement Day by razorgrin 28-Feb-03/6:01 AM
Are you nobgoblin nentguff, cause your poems come up in the random thingy one hell of a lot. How does one apply to be a nobgoblin? Can one do it online? I've been practicing with the aid of yoga.
blue fingers verse good
Djimi Traore bad
Re: stroll in the park by rosiebailey 28-Feb-03/5:53 AM
Lots of superlatives followed by something affectionate and a very high score And just as surely lots of exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and some random 1111111 due to weakened pinky finger and and and and oh *YHJBmfdmn,diofdsnklvnm,. dsvl; asl? dycho? ifd! mto! aims!
Re: a comment on The Cheetah (dedicated to zzinnia) by Mr Pig 28-Feb-03/5:36 AM
Well?

Bumface
Re: a comment on The shirt I wore to dinner. by Jeremi B. Handrinos 27-Feb-03/3:41 PM
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Re: a comment on Harry Potter and the philosophers stone by ==Doylum 27-Feb-03/3:35 PM
I make you wet?
Re: a comment on Languageing by ==Doylum 27-Feb-03/3:22 PM
did mother never say "it's not always about you darling"?
of course its about my cock you cock
Re: a comment on Languageing by ==Doylum 13-Feb-03/4:24 PM
Chirpe as in cheep cheep?
Re: a comment on The shirt I wore to dinner. by Jeremi B. Handrinos 13-Feb-03/4:20 PM
It is the nature of a slight that the slighte be the object of the slighters scorn and as such it is hard to reconcile your claim that you are merely telling us of the slightes geographical location. The author may indeed be an yank (which, for the purpose of this comment, i will use in the manner defined by you), but i fail to see what your discription (of him) gains from the addition of this information since it is directed at the author who, one would presume, already knows his nationality. I cannot therefore but presume that you add it insidiously.
Let us say that you are a dutchman. If you were to come across a fellow dutchman who, in your opinion, was dumb, would you call him a speechless Hollander? No you would not! To do so would sound ridiculous. I suggest that you would pick another noun, one which you felt best described this mute dutchman, maybe blighter, or perhaps that other b word that denotes "one who is addicted to the unnatural vice". In your comment, Tarquin, you replaced such a noun with "Yank"
Let us say your dutch friend (whats his name by the way?) is of indonesian extraction, you may want to call him a "dumb blackamoor", would this be less or more racist than your description of Jerimi. Is it simply discriptive? or is the discriptor infact a device to insinuate a more sinister meaning?
I would suggest that, by drawing attention to it, you are showing distain for your dutchmans moorishness (if i had suspected that you kept going back for more, that you were "one that is addicted to the unnatural vice" I would have left well alone) otherwise you would not have commented upon it. Your disdain of yankyness and moorishness is insidious and rassssssist
Either that or your just don't grasp the purpose of an insult
You six foot tall, 11 stone, blond haired, blue eyed, sock wearing, perfectly normal looking poemranker.

First you're rasssist to Jerimi and his smooth buttocks and now your having a go at Andries.
Don't hate Andries cause he's black

......opinion is fact? Oh by my sacred gonads
Re: a comment on Positivism and Behaviourism:They Suck by razorgrin 13-Feb-03/4:14 PM
I once knew a prevert who had erotic paintings of Loki, although she was only erotic from the navel up. I like a bit of meat on em
Re: a comment on Grampa's Proverb by OneFingerAnswer 13-Feb-03/3:53 PM
just logged on again to see what people have said, i'll keep on logging on and logging on and logging on and logging on and logging on logging on and logging on and logging on and logging on and logging on, de you get it yet?
Re: a comment on Grampa's Proverb by OneFingerAnswer 13-Feb-03/3:51 PM
No please explain some more!
Re: a comment on The Cheetah (dedicated to zzinnia) by Mr Pig 13-Feb-03/2:03 PM
Thats Bradistan not York!
Re: a comment on The Cheetah (dedicated to zzinnia) by Mr Pig 13-Feb-03/1:38 PM
b-l-a-c-k S-h-e-e-p----------------------?
Re: a comment on Languageing by ==Doylum 13-Feb-03/1:25 PM
Come again?
Re: a comment on Dairy Dreams by OneFingerAnswer 13-Feb-03/1:24 PM
No you don't
Re: a comment on The Cheetah (dedicated to zzinnia) by Mr Pig 13-Feb-03/1:23 PM
why did this end up down here when it was supposed to be up there?
Sort it nentwhinger.
Re: a comment on Grampa's Proverb by OneFingerAnswer 13-Feb-03/1:20 PM
and i was calling anuspickingringfinger a romaplegicromcocking bumwagon driver


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