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Positivism and Behaviourism:They Suck (Haiku) by razorgrin Schrodinger's cat hides,
sulks in Yggdrasil's branches
Chased by Pavlov's dog.
Up the ladder:
Liar
Down the ladder:
Rented Romance
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Posted: February 13, 2003 10:43 AM PST; Last modified: February 13, 2003 10:43 AM PSTWeighted score: 5.7310586 Overall Rank: 1842 Comments:
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OneFingerAnswer @ 216.138.10.5
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13-Feb-03/12:15 PM
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Chased (2) + by (1)+ Pavlov's (2) + dog (1) = 6
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razorgrin @ 192.197.142.53
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13-Feb-03/12:45 PM
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that would be chas-ed, twatface. In what dimension does "chased" have two syllables? "Chaste", a homonym of "chased" has one syllable as well. How many fingers are you really? 12, I just think you can't count 'em right. Hugs 'n' kisses, bumblefuck.
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OneFingerAnswer @ 216.138.10.5
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13-Feb-03/8:26 PM
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Twatface... hmmm... probably not but interesting concept. The way I say it and people around me say it it comes out as 2 syllables (The "ed" comes out as a strong "tugh" sound thus giving another vowel sound.) but if you wish you can make it one. I can see how it would work. How many fingers am I? If fingers are symbolic for years then I'm 21. If I have trouble counting to one than I have some real hardships ahead. (When "Bumblefuck" is used as a name, as in your comment, it gets a capital b.;)) I apologize for trying to offer help. XoXo, Assmuch.
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razorgrin @ 142.166.250.207
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13-Feb-03/8:53 PM
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you seem to have an odd accent. 'Chased' can be 'chaste' or 'chased', however if it's the latter, it is best to indicate this. All things said, I love the term 'Assmuch'. I may change 'razorgrin' to 'assmuch'. maybe.
i wondered about the cat hiding in the branches, and found this strangely parallel universe, where yggdrasil is not a tree, but an institute that researches uranium:
http://www.earthisland.org/yggdrasil/uep now my question: is the salivation due to radiation damage in the soft tissues of the mouth, or is the cat ringing a bell in the treetops as the isotope decays?
The uranium thing is mighty creepy. Agents of Loki, perhaps?
Both possibilities are valid, there's always the possibilities of third variables. Seriously, though, the poeme is about my frustration at the fact that psychology courses here focus only on the medical and behaviourist perspective. The cat is a representative of the school of thought given as little credit as psychoanalysis: quantum mechanics. that's it. no more symbolism, just dirty limericks and cthulhu from here on in.
Loki kicks ass.
I once knew a prevert who had erotic paintings of Loki, although she was only erotic from the navel up. I like a bit of meat on em
Ass is nice too. I like ass.
Flucke...
Ya fuckin' got that right driVER!
crap i am getting im back for leaving such nice remarks on mine so therefor i lower myself to your standards and play at your little game
Do you know any other adjectives besides 'crap'? The purpose of this godforsaken site is to "rank" the poemes of others. This involves voting and commenting. Not as much a 'game' as constructive criticism. Your poemes were self-indulgent, masturbatory crap and I called you on it. Grow the fuck up.
how many syllables are there in "Yggdrasil"? how does that work? is it one per vowel phenome?
Three. I think it works.
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