poemranker ::Positivism and Behaviourism:They Suck by razorgrin

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Positivism and Behaviourism:They Suck

Member since 2002 · Posted 13 Feb 2003 · 15 comments

Schrodinger's cat hides, sulks in Yggdrasil's branches Chased by Pavlov's dog.

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[n/a] OneFingerAnswer 13-Feb-03/12:15 PM Reply
Chased (2) + by (1)+ Pavlov's (2) + dog (1) = 6
[n/a] razorgrin › OneFingerAnswer 13-Feb-03/12:45 PM Reply
that would be chas-ed, twatface. In what dimension does "chased" have two syllables? "Chaste", a homonym of "chased" has one syllable as well. How many fingers are you really? 12, I just think you can't count 'em right. Hugs 'n' kisses, bumblefuck.
[n/a] OneFingerAnswer › razorgrin 13-Feb-03/8:26 PM Reply
Twatface... hmmm... probably not but interesting concept. The way I say it and people around me say it it comes out as 2 syllables (The "ed" comes out as a strong "tugh" sound thus giving another vowel sound.) but if you wish you can make it one. I can see how it would work. How many fingers am I? If fingers are symbolic for years then I'm 21. If I have trouble counting to one than I have some real hardships ahead. (When "Bumblefuck" is used as a name, as in your comment, it gets a capital b.;)) I apologize for trying to offer help. XoXo, Assmuch.
[n/a] razorgrin › OneFingerAnswer 13-Feb-03/8:53 PM Reply
you seem to have an odd accent. 'Chased' can be 'chaste' or 'chased', however if it's the latter, it is best to indicate this. All things said, I love the term 'Assmuch'. I may change 'razorgrin' to 'assmuch'. maybe.
[7] <~> 13-Feb-03/1:02 PM Reply
i wondered about the cat hiding in the branches, and found this strangely parallel universe, where yggdrasil is not a tree, but an institute that researches uranium:
http://www.earthisland.org/yggdrasil/uep.html

now my question: is the salivation due to radiation damage in the soft tissues of the mouth, or is the cat ringing a bell in the treetops as the isotope decays?
[n/a] razorgrin › <~> 13-Feb-03/1:10 PM Reply
The uranium thing is mighty creepy. Agents of Loki, perhaps?

Both possibilities are valid, there's always the possibilities of third variables. Seriously, though, the poeme is about my frustration at the fact that psychology courses here focus only on the medical and behaviourist perspective. The cat is a representative of the school of thought given as little credit as psychoanalysis: quantum mechanics. that's it. no more symbolism, just dirty limericks and cthulhu from here on in.
[9] horus8 › razorgrin 13-Feb-03/4:00 PM Reply
Loki kicks ass.
[8] ==Doylum › horus8 13-Feb-03/4:14 PM Reply
I once knew a prevert who had erotic paintings of Loki, although she was only erotic from the navel up. I like a bit of meat on em
[n/a] razorgrin › ==Doylum 13-Feb-03/8:00 PM Reply
Ass is nice too. I like ass.
[9] horus8 13-Feb-03/3:59 PM Reply
Flucke...
[10] INTRANSIT 13-Feb-03/5:34 PM Reply
Ya fuckin' got that right driVER!
[0] sk8boardandpoems 25-Feb-03/3:38 PM Reply
crap i am getting im back for leaving such nice remarks on mine so therefor i lower myself to your standards and play at your little game
[n/a] razorgrin › sk8boardandpoems 26-Feb-03/6:40 AM Reply
Do you know any other adjectives besides 'crap'? The purpose of this godforsaken site is to "rank" the poemes of others. This involves voting and commenting. Not as much a 'game' as constructive criticism. Your poemes were self-indulgent, masturbatory crap and I called you on it. Grow the fuck up.
[6] Robert K Foster 23-May-03/10:31 AM Reply
how many syllables are there in "Yggdrasil"? how does that work? is it one per vowel phenome?
[n/a] razorgrin › Robert K Foster 25-May-03/7:36 PM Reply
Three. I think it works.