Re: Such is life by Alan2168 |
1-Aug-02/5:50 AM |
what a horrible little poem
i read the other day
oh back to this one em well
i like the idea of an irregular erratic beat.
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Re: Daisies by LobotomyNeedle |
1-Aug-02/6:34 AM |
I shall award you with my special
Big-pilo-shite award for excrament achivment in the field of verse. Please leave your address so that I may forward you award.
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Re: say I! by Sapphire |
1-Aug-02/7:25 AM |
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1-Aug-02/8:16 AM |
They only things that wave are my juicy clingons as they ripple to the appreciation, of this poem, emited from my anus. Yet again the ring has it, a 10 for you my good sir
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Re: Life/Death (revised) by devotedwonder |
1-Aug-02/8:49 AM |
Poo/Wee(unrevised)
Poo/
Fart brewing/
Poo slurping/
crap shooting/
shit steaming/
the bowl is filling/
beautiful log to see/
Wee/
bowels filling/
piss steaming/
wee gleaming/
urine burning/
gentials hurting/
what did you put in that tea.
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Re: Consequences by devotedwonder |
1-Aug-02/9:02 AM |
I know your hurtin honey, but try to keep it all in. Cause by bringing it all out in the open your hurtiig everyone else. Your turing my brain to putty arrghhhhh
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Re: Oh So! by KezzY20 |
1-Aug-02/10:01 AM |
YOur PoEm iS meLting my BraiN wITH itttts awfullllnnnessss help mother it hurts, put some lotion on it oh mother haven't i been good, what have i done to deserve this. Oh help me
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Re: Basic comedy by Garrett S Sexton |
1-Aug-02/10:33 AM |
Take that back heathen. Or you shall burn on the Hill at battle like all hippy kind.
It made me laugh
I like bums and stuff
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Re: Fragrant Blossom by Jody Conn |
1-Aug-02/2:03 PM |
Naughty dirty naughty poem, so naughty.
Phwweerereewerwer
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Re: recent submissions by <~> |
1-Aug-02/2:13 PM |
Where shall the green find understanding oh wise one. If not from the hallowed words of those on poemwanker, a place hot clods of intellect hit the screen at every stroke.
For your genius a 10
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Re: BURNHAM BEECHES by longships |
1-Aug-02/3:06 PM |
with fiberglass and steal
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Re: BURNHAM BEECHES by longships |
1-Aug-02/3:34 PM |
anyway whats all that got to do with a berkshire radio club mister radio two don't deny thats your inspiration wicked boy. Yet hark i must leave the darked forests of yesteryear do call me
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Re: BURNHAM BEECHES by longships |
1-Aug-02/3:38 PM |
fiberglass gloves conceal
the evidence
of those who would steal.
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Re: Tomorrow by susie |
1-Aug-02/3:39 PM |
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Re: My purple headed womb ferret by ==Doylum |
1-Aug-02/4:36 PM |
A secret lover of big black cocks is horus8/
to be riped by their girth is his undeclared fate/
he longs to ignite passions and fire/
as he drops his soap adnauseam in the shower/
Poor boy filled with loathing and self hate/
that the timid insults in poetry corner will never sate/
My advise to you/
Go down to your nearest convieience/
and wait in the cubicle with your buttocks tense/
Till the big Irish thug and hater of gays/
Cums down on you to mend your ways/
with his ferret in paw/
he'll make you so very sore/
But I think you will thank her/
For more relief than you could get from poemwanker.
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Re: My purple headed womb ferret by ==Doylum |
1-Aug-02/4:46 PM |
Horus i must thank you for killing those dirty rascals they were indeede giving me grief
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Re: Bring me back to life by kawakurdi |
1-Aug-02/5:02 PM |
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Re: recent submissions by <~> |
1-Aug-02/5:06 PM |
short? its a haiku!! my GOOD CHRIST
run along young pup
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regarding some deleted poem... |
1-Aug-02/5:07 PM |
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Re: none by Bakar |
1-Aug-02/5:16 PM |
i like the word what you have writ/
they remind me of steamin horse shit.
For an unprecedented 2nd time in one day I give the Doylum Big-pilo-shite award for excrament achivment in the field of verse to you Bakar. Well done my good sir. The prize is at this very moment sloshing its way to your door
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