regarding some deleted poem...	20-Aug-03/8:57 AM
Now i know that the size of a mans shoes don't pertain to the size of his mighty sword of truth and justice. Your tiny l33t penis gave me all the proof i need. Dickendian Where are the poems about cans of can't,special stuff and pet-rol?
regarding some deleted poem...	29-Aug-03/7:47 AM
do you as in You argue at or on cross purposes if you argue on them what do they look like? Quadro-spazz on a life drip. I think yewl find. Is Feck girls arse going to be the title of your new poem? Do you love me?
regarding some deleted poem...	3-Sep-03/7:37 AM
Is this a back jacket summary for a Mills and Boon? If so where can I buy this superfluousative read I think it is a Mills and Boon summary isn't it? is isn't it? I think you've just separated it into smaller paragraphs haven't you? Hem? Haven't you? I was going to offer you a look at my puppies but i think you'd decline
Re: I Can't Wait Till Christmas Day Resubmission by Teen14	4-Sep-03/2:33 PM
Famished? Famished? What have you said!!??? We you dying from starvation? Hem? were you? Otherwise This is my favoritist poem ever ever ever and should be everyone favoritist poem* ever ever ever since christmas is a lovely time and you have captured christmas rather well. I once capture Father Christmas but that my dear is another kepel of fishwives althogether. *Apart from the members of international Jewery who arn't allowed christmas because their noses won't fit in the mulled wine glasses At least thats what God's wife once said. I think
Re: Disappear by sk8boardandpoems	4-Sep-03/2:38 PM
I spy wiv my lituwl eye that my favorite line begiiiiins wiiiiith my ears were blind which you pinched from Monty You terrible cunt
Re: Slimshady Meets Cali Hillbilly (I Don An Afro) by SupremeDreamer	5-Sep-03/7:29 AM
Are you the Pet Shop Boys?
Re: Portsmouth belle 3 by Garrett S Sexton	5-Sep-03/1:08 PM
This poem is Skill Your name however remains gay Chutneybuttfuck
Re: With Words by hotwire	25-Sep-03/8:46 AM
ACE Are you ACE as well?
Re: "I post here cause I have a lot of readers" by Bachus	25-Sep-03/9:04 AM
Delius Smith whipping up a weekend treat!!!1819321 dsds mv, dskj
Re: Little Girl by Pervy Elf	25-Sep-03/9:13 AM
And here was me thinking with a name like Pervy Elf and a title like Little girl there would be shenanigans on the way, and i was right wasn't I???/// This is quite quite quite quite quite quite beautiful. Thank you!
regarding some deleted poem...	25-Sep-03/9:14 AM
Is he now?
Re: Our Love Our Life by hotwire	25-Sep-03/9:33 AM
You live separate lives? Why i've never heard of anything quite so confoundedly ridiculous, or selfish, in all my time here 'pon peomranker What were you thinking? Otherwise this is abrilliant poem with just the right amount of intrigue, symbolism and realism. I particularly liked the beautifully worked sting in the tail which i'm sure no one could have anticipated.
Re: Ecohippie by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?	9-Oct-03/7:45 AM
Gosh I hate that asswell!!!!111 The sun shines out my arks of golden wonder too DYEWANNA BE IN MY GANG MY GANG MY GANG DYEWANNA BE IN MY GANG OH YEA DYEWANNA BE IN MY GANG MY GANG MY GANG DYEWANNA BE IN MY GANG OH YEA DYEWANNA BE IN MY GANG MY GANG MY GANG DYEWANNA BE IN MY GANG OH YEA Oh alright then
regarding some deleted poem...	9-Oct-03/8:35 AM
I see your still producing Mills and Boon backjackets. Your talent makes me sick. 10 out of 10 10 out of 10 10 out of 1010 out of 10 ctrl v ad nauseum
Re: The Director by Everyone	29-Oct-03/4:03 PM
That man is the dandiest rosey cheeked little poppit i've ever seen. Are there any plans to market him as an action figure? He's simply splendid. Soreass did you really meet him? If so how come you didn't start a beautiful relationship with him??? Men like that come along but once a lifetime girlfriend!
Re: Where did you go? by Butterfly1120	29-Oct-03/5:48 PM
This is a brave poem about leaving childhood behind. thank you for posting it! It brought back such fond memories for me. Its funny how we change isn't it? You don't have to grow up completely though. Those games we used to play can be fun sometimes! Just get lost in the momnet!
Re: Who I am by Butterfly1120	29-Oct-03/5:52 PM
Your Butterfly1120 and i think i love you!
Re: Love by EouSou	29-Oct-03/7:04 PM
Two hours of passion my fats hairy dangleberried arse. Anyone who claims to last more than 2 minutes 12 seconds is either a malicious mellifluous mendaciant, and or a blond haired worbelling geordie tosser. Otherwise this is second to none!"
Re: Advice Given On Drama by Blake	1-Nov-03/9:41 AM
Gosh have you considered getting in touch with Dead Ringers, or perhaps you could resurect Spitting Image. Its quite simply uncanny. Do you look at all like him?
Re: Insight by necroscope7	1-Nov-03/9:51 AM
Best poem about a carriage clock i've ever seen. I always lose the winding key ass well!!!!