Re: Hollywood Is The Pits by Lenore	24-Sep-04/4:49 AM
I can't be bothered to read this poem but I'm going to vote anyway
Re: The Shocker (or "Where to put your fingers") by Tits	27-Sep-04/11:36 AM
Two in the flap; One in the crap.
Re: The Shocker (or "Where to put your fingers") by Tits	28-Sep-04/12:59 AM
Two in the bud; One in the mud. Two in the gash; One in the trash.
Re: Northern lights by Mr Pig	30-Sep-04/4:35 AM
East of Aberdeen, from grey orb to pink hued sea man and God yogurt.
regarding some deleted poem...	30-Sep-04/4:38 AM
Read this poem aloud whilst doing an impression of Samuel L. Jackson
Re: Brogues are best by Stephen Robins	4-Oct-04/4:51 AM
There's only one type of footwear That can truly be said to suit The feet of an English gentleman: The sturdy "Welly" boot. Named after the intrepid Duke Whose hobby was to shoot The naughty, dirty Frenchmen: A toast to the "Welly" boot! The boot is made of rubber And stands in high repute With the King and all his serving-men: Give praise to the "Welly" boot! The wearer of the Oxford brogue Looks like a common brute When stood beside the wearer Of the English "Welly" boot! A sign of a valiant hero Whom all the world salute: Give praise to God and England; Shout "Huzzah!" for the "Welly" boot.
Re: Stranger by TLRufener	18-Oct-04/5:37 AM
http://tinyurl.com/5qdeo
regarding some deleted poem...	26-Oct-04/5:06 AM
Bad boy Bill Cook is quite a gem, With his paralysed body and ruptured brain stem. He almost died in that terrible fall: We thank Jesu that poor Bill can speak at all! Andrea is a cute blonde slut Who charges ten bucks for a cock in the butt. For less than a dollar she'll suck on your wang But she's keen to have an anal gangbang. Kyle J.K. is amazingly gay Who wears crotchless pants for his ass to display. He's the world's most chronic masturbator: And he’ll wank again soon, and then again later. Chris O., Ben’s “Little Boy Blue,” is really sweet. He always asks me to lick his meat Because he thinks it will cure his gayness. In return he licks my anus. The funny man on our team is Mike. He's a real-life spastic, who we all dislike. He suffers from an infection of the urinary tract And smells so bad flies he does attract.
Re: The correct order of things by Stephen Robins	1-Nov-04/4:42 AM
Below the plebs lie the I.F.A.s - Those shabby cads who spend their days Spouting garbled financial cliches: They spend their evenings bumming gays.
Re: A Christmas Thought by keatsImnot	7-Dec-04/7:37 AM
I think horus8 might be dead
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Re: Death by Liquid by PsydewaysTears	21-Dec-04/8:21 AM
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regarding some deleted poem...	21-Jan-05/9:51 AM
Can't even be bothered to read it.
regarding some deleted poem...	21-Jan-05/9:52 AM
May I be the second to congratulate you on the depth of your failure and the nonsensical desperation of your attempts to rhyme.
regarding some deleted poem...	21-Jan-05/10:01 AM
Ten fingers make you retch When I ram them down your throat. Ten fingers really stretch The anus of a stoat. Ten fingers claw and scratch Your baby's screaming face. Ten fingers fist your snatch With style and class and grace.
regarding some deleted poem...	21-Jan-05/10:02 AM
Utterly, utterly sordid and shameful.
Re: black dog by wilco	21-Jan-05/10:03 AM
Awfully good/bad.
Re: Three In a Room by Sam	21-Jan-05/10:04 AM
Don't be gay Join the Army
Re: Ducks With AIDs (a feeble attempt of something different) by Blindpoetry	3-Feb-05/9:14 AM
A joke from this week's POPBITCH(http://www.popbitch.com): A man walks into a brothel and says "I've only got a fiver - is there anything you can do for me?" The Madam says "yes", and gives him a duck. The man hands over the cash, and disappears upstairs with the duck. A couple of weeks later he comes back. "I've got a tenner this time." he says, "What'll that get me?" The madam hands the man another duck. "Hold on!" says the man, "How come this duck is a tenner when the other one was only a fiver? "They're both bloody ducks." "Ah yes, that's right", says the Madam, "But this one doesn't have AIDS."
regarding some deleted poem...	9-Feb-05/8:27 AM
Utterly brilliant -1,000,000,000,000-