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7-Feb-07/4:33 AM |
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Dizzyingly contentious, whilst evoking the creaking motion of redundant bow'ls suddenly roused to life.
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7-Feb-07/4:34 AM |
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| Re: Captured by Dovina |
12-Feb-07/8:42 AM |
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Dovina I have just soiled my brand new spats.
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| Re: Yet more woe by Stephen Robins |
14-Feb-07/4:53 AM |
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| Re: Yet more woe by Stephen Robins |
14-Feb-07/4:55 AM |
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| Re: Plurals by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. |
16-Feb-07/8:05 AM |
Along a similar theme:
A bolus bearded wound of Rockmages
A rampant herd of Dovinas
A greasy slag of Bethys
A splitarse of Katies
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| Re: Here are the wipes by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. |
19-Feb-07/6:29 AM |
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An excellent tale about wiping and ships.
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| Re: The exile returns by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w |
22-Feb-07/6:15 AM |
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Perhaps you could explain to the collective of poemrankers how your legs have expanded over the course of the last few years. Is it not true that the bulging repletion of your thighs has caused you to wear clowns trousers? Has this not led you being addressed in the Royal Courts of Scunthorpe as Fraser Allonby Queen's Clown? Further, is not also true that the self same expansion of your legs has made it quite impossible for you to locate your penis leading to you being known on the circuit as Fraser Allonby Quo Gallo?
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| Re: The Dovina Limericks by Everyone |
28-Feb-07/8:17 AM |
There once was a blob named Dovina,
Christ, you'd have wept had you seen her,
All of that weight,
Squeeze into four feet and eight,
She had the combined mass of Bosnia and Herzegovina.
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28-Feb-07/8:22 AM |
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Clever witty and actually not long enough.
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| Re: Pedaling West by Dovina |
15-Mar-07/1:50 AM |
There once was a blob named Dovina,
Christ, you'd have wept had you seen her,
All of that weight,
Squeeze into four feet and eight,
She had the combined mass of Bosnia and Herzegovina.
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| Re: Waffleman by Stephen Robins |
15-Mar-07/3:43 AM |
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| Re: Writer's Block by cheese.doodles |
22-Mar-07/9:52 AM |
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| Re: Campfire by MacFrantic |
22-Mar-07/9:53 AM |
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Macfrantic, firstly you have a rubbish username, secondly this poem is moribund.
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| Re: The Small Ones by Dovina |
22-Mar-07/9:58 AM |
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This poem makes light of the deeply fecund stirrings of the author whilst, almost unbelievably, illustrating the juvenile chauvinism that most men exhibit to their womenfolk. Truly, a Duchy Original hobnob perched on the side of a eunuch's head could not create more worrying signs of modern day degradation than the impassioned twittering of this middle aged proto-crone.
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| Re: A KISS TO BUILD A DREAM ON . . . by stevopoet |
10-Apr-07/4:04 AM |
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This is a terrible poem, if indeed it could be called a poem. Showing off that you know Gibraltar has a rock and that Thebes lies next door to the Garden of Eden is not sufficient to make up for the appallingly squelchy line: "That which cannot become grime in the wind."
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| Re: Tribeca by Dovina |
10-Apr-07/5:15 AM |
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As excellent as watching a nnon-league game of Kabadi.
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10-Apr-07/8:28 AM |
Have you not read "Applicative-Order Fixed-Point Operator"? You really are a blunderingly foolish old clown.
Asides from which it is men not man. It is true he can no longer write; not since he lost his arms in the accident.
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12-Apr-07/8:02 AM |
From one to another I can tell you I share the pain.
Your words perfectly capture the agony caused by child abuse.
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| regarding some deleted poem... |
16-Apr-07/3:49 AM |
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Are you writing poems about the luminaries on this excellent site? Please write about me next.
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