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20 most recent comments by horus8 (501-520) and replies

Re: a comment on No delusions. by darby pyn 6-Dec-03/12:01 PM
I think he meant carcajou, it's a wolverine.
Re: The War On Pedophilia by miraclemaker 3-Dec-03/1:12 PM
Only because, for some reason, that shits not funny. Kids and animals should never be abused.
It's a sign of devilution.
Re: The War On Pedophilia by miraclemaker 3-Dec-03/1:10 PM
Very good, it's a miracle.
Re: a comment on For the battered chicken I've never met. by horus8 1-Dec-03/3:26 PM
I hat you the most.
Re: a comment on For the battered chicken I've never met. by horus8 1-Dec-03/3:25 PM
I hat you more!
Re: a comment on For the battered chicken I've never met. by horus8 1-Dec-03/3:25 PM
I hat you.
Re: For the battered chicken I've never met. by horus8 1-Dec-03/3:20 PM
This by far, and away, is Pulitzer material to the bone! I am the ONE! At least my socks think so.
Re: An early apology to the Hiltons by Shardik 1-Dec-03/2:29 PM
Big fat bear crotch.
Re: Leap! by Jill Stockinger 1-Dec-03/2:19 PM
That's a beautiful picture of you leaping, really, pretty... Now here, let me point you towards the window. 7
Re: a comment on An Ode to Gobbling by horus8 29-Nov-03/2:51 PM
I take it your old lady's not a gusher?
Re: Poem for my neon guitar consorts by DreamerSupreme 29-Nov-03/2:02 PM
""He gripped her thigh, and death smiled."
"The bus will give you a hard-on with books in your lap"
"I'm sick of these stinky boots, I'll never wake up in a good mood again".

Jim Morisson.
Re: Catspotting with Hitler & a nigger cat by SupremeDreamer 28-Nov-03/6:08 PM
I like that movie. I like Ghazals. I licks that shit, and then swats it off the table and shit.
Re: As You Are by MacFrantic 28-Nov-03/1:37 PM
Cocca.
Re: a comment on "I post here cause I have a lot of readers" by Bachus 28-Nov-03/1:35 PM
Das Bumm Police.
Re: Im gonna draw a picture w/ a twist by ShelliAnne 28-Nov-03/1:32 PM
lol. Indeed, as will your relationship with the house cleaner.
Re: a comment on Spuna Vs. Turkeef by <{Baba^Yaga}> 28-Nov-03/1:21 PM
I never said I didn't. I just said you were crazy, but in a good way.
Re: Mr Zero? Your a coward. by DreamerSupreme 26-Nov-03/8:58 PM
Been there.
Re: Holding on for Jesus by Everyone 26-Nov-03/8:46 PM
Letting go for Jesu, though I'm no Jew (Beeric) by No one (Free verse) by horus8



I aint no couchey comfort eagle
And I aint no swingin' chunk o sac
Got my fair share of poetic doubles
And now there's no turning back
Thought I'd learnt from my previous swan dives
that the Lord takes his spuds with sour cream & chives
And when I needed my friends to pay?
They said "You have AIDS, and you are gay".
So I jumped anyway like Wile E. Coyote.
Another whitey on display, trippin' on peyote
stuffed Frioles.


But I'm letting go for Jesu
We're gonna smoke da kind bowl
Yeah I'm letting go for Jesu
He's gonna get catty on my pole.

When life has got your number
And you're livin' in the gutter
Then welcome to my world, Scutter (Like in Carnivale)
It ain't all spread out with duck butter
Billy Jean streets is all you'll get
And all you gotta do is go Chet (Like in Weird Science)
'cos when life knocks you up, brother
You don't always pull a Pink Panther
and fuck a 'sick' transexual belly dancer.

But I'm letting go for a Jesu
He's gonna keep me real sane
Yeah I'm letting go for your Jesu
and all his rocked up cocaine.

Well I found myself in cheap whiskey
And I held myself on piped smack
Knew I'd hit top drawer, oh baby
Though I'd lost my favourite Hackey Sackey
But I opened up my beef heart to you
Turned over a brand new dark sheet
I dedicate my life, Jesu
My art, my heart, my feet
Feet cleaning is what you do.
that's why I fell in love with you.


Yeah, I'm letting go for Jesu
He's gonna scrape my last bowl
Yeah I'm holding on for Jesu
He's gonna save my soul
He's gonna stoke my coal
He's worth the big let go
Ask little Joe from KOKOMO
and the dragonless from Komodo.
Re: a comment on Holding on for Jesus by Everyone 26-Nov-03/8:38 PM
I feel the same way about the time I bumped into a wet roll of toilet paper.
Re: Ode to my Poopy by Samantha 24-Nov-03/4:11 PM
I thought it said poppy. lol.


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