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An early apology to the Hiltons (Free verse) by Shardik
I'm sorry, but one would think
that with fifty gazillion dollars
you could have afforded to educate
and spay that fucking Petri dish
you call a daughter. And why is
it that I'm accosted by your
filthy spent seed at every turn
of the channel and page? I'll
tell you why, because we go through
celebrity in this country like
your daughters go through condoms
and top forty club hits. And
another thing. I hope she marries
Alexis Arquette, and they adopt
legless Cambodian landmine victims,
the Stock market incinerates, and
you have to sell all of your hotels
to Grandma Tarkinton's roadside
Trucker's Heaven in Chatahoochie, TN.
P.s. Why Paris, and not Budapest?
Because your kind of people, have
a secularity to the spoiling glimmer
& stench behind it all. Merry X-mas,
and for the love of god, spend
some time with your fucking kids?
So that we don't have to, for you.
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Arithmetic Mean: 5.3
Weighted score: 5.15
Overall Rank: 5222
Posted: December 1, 2003 12:32 AM PST; Last modified: December 1, 2003 1:25 AM PST
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