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An early apology to the Hiltons (Free verse) by Shardik
I'm sorry, but one would think that with fifty gazillion dollars you could have afforded to educate and spay that fucking Petri dish you call a daughter. And why is it that I'm accosted by your filthy spent seed at every turn of the channel and page? I'll tell you why, because we go through celebrity in this country like your daughters go through condoms and top forty club hits. And another thing. I hope she marries Alexis Arquette, and they adopt legless Cambodian landmine victims, the Stock market incinerates, and you have to sell all of your hotels to Grandma Tarkinton's roadside Trucker's Heaven in Chatahoochie, TN. P.s. Why Paris, and not Budapest? Because your kind of people, have a secularity to the spoiling glimmer & stench behind it all. Merry X-mas, and for the love of god, spend some time with your fucking kids? So that we don't have to, for you.

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