Re: My ode to "the artist" by Agemo-Z	5-Aug-02/11:59 PM
"bat dancing" is what carmen electra taught prince to do when she was out filming "art-noir". it's wear he pretends to be deep by riding motorcycles, wearing glasses, and strutting his terminaly misinterpreted boo hoo my daddy was mean to my mommy and i come from a mixed marriage(lets all take a moment for mr.1999) okay! fuck him, which you would(i forgive you cuz his cock has been run over by a crash up derby) regardless, i like when doves cry, he doesn't.point he's a huge male dyke that prays on the minds of young women with "mothering complexes" have fun with it, doesn't that sound like a heroically challinging sphinx with a riddle! heres a haiku for you! prince "the moose knuckle".he is neither black or white. that's why he's so sprite! -----------sponsored by fermentor "the way to treat your neighbors right"i
Re: The Final Victor by Sterling5583	5-Aug-02/11:42 PM
What is this lee majors playing hitler to farah fawcets poccahonas still your mixture of prose poem is almost redeeming.a
Re: Virgin Poet by emilyowey	5-Aug-02/10:57 PM
okay..shall i use lube..or go for the dry sigh?n
Re: non ars poetica by genezapoetica	5-Aug-02/10:53 PM
i touch me! but feel ...you? yes..you!.
Re: Summer Thunder by Wayne	5-Aug-02/10:52 PM
double spacing is a thunderously deafning.. look see me now..i am deef..and spent..take me to bed. the thunder said!e
Re: A-Team, vol I by Agemo-Z	5-Aug-02/10:48 PM
"i just love it when a plan comes together" ABC 1983.
Re: Give me beer! by Agemo-Z	5-Aug-02/10:36 PM
No. I am not. i am the mochery of cockery that will make you the "star" of part 7. in the primal fable "the plains of africa" i wont make you the baboon like da. but if your fictionally pleasant to me..i might make you a wild pig with a double 'hoof'. ohhhhhhhhh.ahhhhhhhhh.silence.pickles don't grow on trees.beg.4.ure."fairy bouncing" underling.toaDIE.minionite! nice haiku. Bachus told me he wrote swastika just-4-u! grom! your lucky i'm drinking a newcastle right now. it might of saved you an exorcism feeg
Re: loki's end by yarlgrenn	5-Aug-02/10:26 PM
HORUS8 PRIZE FOR SUPERB SUPERFASCIALATA & BLOW TORCHED TWINKY AWARD IN POETIC PROSE this is really fucking bountiful and bursting with pure love for writing god bless. you get my first ten of the day. this is fucking so well rounded and unruly.fuck,just brilliant. One of my favorite mythological symbol straddling gods of mischief and fire. i perspire and dunk the tadpole. all hail the frog it evolves quicker then the horse!h
Re: I Hate You by mytenderrage	5-Aug-02/10:14 PM
What are you? writing his speeches now too. fucking window dressers. your fucking generation wouldn't know a #2 penciln if you...*poof* scrotum gas. needle the hepburn. i need a tie off.L33 names are endorphins. you should all be ashamed of your subservient plebian propaganda you fucking Gad-Flys. fucking make me finger bang myself with the mail & key holder. vermin.dopplegangers.LEMMINGS!!!!!&
Re: I Hate You by mytenderrage	5-Aug-02/8:58 PM
hey d.a...you ever think that maybe you're so far right that your left. i love your shit. sometimes. it is truly cutting edge to say the least..but..fuckin ey..even a child knows when to quit kicking a dead cat..i mean ..this chick is probably swinging from the rafters right now cuz you force people to change their awareness.. and deal with you, but it's not always about that..some of these kids need a subtle more gentle push..not the "sunset flip"(patented move of don morraco.wwf 1983..anyway you're right to the greater portion of the triple beam. do some "good angel" deeds for a change.......naw..fuck you! smile you're cute and tight when you go after a point p.s. i would like to dedicate the plains of africa (1-6) to you(recent submissions) and your pet monkey=give up you'll never teach him to read! but god, it's fun to watch ya try..
Re: Black liqourice & G-stringed orphans by horus8	5-Aug-02/1:32 PM
ah.. you are indeed darkly amusing.now i have to clean my spewed coffee off of the screen..i see you know things..secret things. do you know where the turtle hides when he's lost his shell? he doesn't he gets a job at the dmv and masters the art of booger flicking. booger flickern
Re: My ode to "the artist" by Agemo-Z	5-Aug-02/1:25 PM
prince is an overated midget with a tittering falsetto. i can only watch a tiny man masturbate for so long, before i have to rip off my own penis and beat him to death with it. if you see him tell him i'm coming. and hells coming with me. oh and dolphin safe tuna is for protestants. jagged.barf.krull.vaccine.antenna.
Re: Dangers by RWAndersen	5-Aug-02/1:16 PM
How about mental retardation + small penis+ alchohol= 75% of all law enforcement officials. hug a cop. they need the love!
Re: Black liqourice & G-stringed orphans by horus8	5-Aug-02/12:33 PM
some may try. others will cry. but how doust you see? with my pee in your eye?`
Re: An Online Junkie Confesses by Jigg	4-Aug-02/6:08 PM
Me too. try palm piloting, that way you can get out and go to the xxx book store while you press send you can bend and offend. for a dollar in quarters.
Re: Tattered by VintageLove08	4-Aug-02/6:00 PM
yes but the joy luck club was an eleven lettered asian wok of intrigue. i like big tits on gooks.oh nice poem would taste better with a bullet in my cock holea
Re: A Passing Love by razorgrin	4-Aug-02/5:52 PM
oh..indeed..surely that wasn't my point. god knows how i enjoy dining on all of your cutting edge abbreviations. yourL33's and yourAsls. and your all of your other timeless classics. i don't have a clue as to what any of it means.i'm so sheltered and eager.oh master of the round turd..i beseech you.. have patience..i know not of the power of pascal and cobal, and how you must have been one of the leading fore skins or perhaps creator of these fine prehistoric languages, or perhaps we are back to the days of pagers and upside down love messages..here flip your monitor upside down cuz here comes one now "em erob uoy" "nillicinep yrt" your talk of costant shitting is as stimulating as me and my uncle farting at five and ten at grandma's kitchen table. piles and piles of fart and shit tapes stacked up until i fell in love and then realized the errors of my gross ways. life is not all poo, and if you hold your gas and talk in secret internet codes your dreams will come true. mickey mouse and donald fuck off said go put on your costume and join the procedings. god knows your fans are waiting. ASL! DIKTRKL! CNTPUMPR! p.s you don't really have to flip the screen you can use a mirror if you still have any left in your house since the accident. vanerialwarts.bigstick.ireland.saltmine??
Re: The Set Back by horus8	4-Aug-02/3:02 PM
doust thou want me to release the wagehals, hote isht der taug mein froint. your geifern smells of bauberin influence. aRE YOU A TREULOS wretch. do you like your shiezer packed by a professional schneideldorf. geikeln frettchen. lover.fillament. mackeral.ferns.reaper.i
Re: Feminism by april fool	4-Aug-02/12:32 PM
i clean better, cook healthier, cock crows longer, fight harder, and complain a million times less. i am man, i am the thin line that seperates dildo toting butch dyke daddy's girls from turning you into the next patty hearst. i am the creature that would bleed dead for those i love. protect the pride, i'm sorry but breasts are not meant for war, and most wars are started over a womans decrepid vagina lotus anyways (helen of troy). men are the stones that allow the water of femininity to be carried more efficiently to the ocean, remove the river's bed stones, and the earth will drink you to nothing.pussy.drugs.land and religions create wars. the strength of a young man's blood and courage to die for what he loves is what finishes one. so do the dishes i see some schism on that glass!??
Re: Contra Mundum by psychedelic	4-Aug-02/1:11 AM
that's cute, but you failh