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20 most recent comments by horus8 (2701-2720)

Re: My ode to "the artist" by Agemo-Z 5-Aug-02/1:25 PM
prince is an overated midget with a tittering falsetto. i can only watch a tiny man masturbate for so long, before i have to rip off my own penis and beat him to death with it. if you see him tell him i'm coming. and hells coming with me. oh and dolphin safe tuna is for protestants. jagged.barf.krull.vaccine.antenna.
Re: Black liqourice & G-stringed orphans by horus8 5-Aug-02/1:32 PM
ah.. you are indeed darkly amusing.now i have to clean my spewed coffee off of the screen..i see you know things..secret things. do you know where the turtle hides when he's lost his shell? he doesn't he gets a job at the dmv and masters the art of booger flicking. booger flickern
regarding some deleted poem... 5-Aug-02/3:29 PM
that's too bad, perhaps you need a good voice over actor like "jesu" to teach you how to sing with a mouth full of poo.or was it too tribal this beat that you left? please tell me again why your hoof has no cleft? oh... it was mother who taught you to pry, and to play your skin flute, with her mouth at your 'fly'. lord what a song! God what a scribe! to play it again who must i bribe? please tell me darkangel before it's to late. mothers brand new and tends to deflate.e
Re: I Hate You by mytenderrage 5-Aug-02/8:58 PM
hey d.a...you ever think that maybe you're so far right that your left. i love your shit. sometimes. it is truly cutting edge to say the least..but..fuckin ey..even a child knows when to quit kicking a dead cat..i mean ..this chick is probably swinging from the rafters right now cuz you force people to change their awareness.. and deal with you, but it's not always about that..some of these kids need a subtle more gentle push..not the "sunset flip"(patented move of don morraco.wwf 1983..anyway you're right to the greater portion of the triple beam. do some "good angel" deeds for a change.......naw..fuck you! smile you're cute and tight when you go after a point p.s. i would like to dedicate the plains of africa (1-6) to you(recent submissions) and your pet monkey=give up you'll never teach him to read! but god, it's fun to watch ya try..
regarding some deleted poem... 5-Aug-02/9:05 PM
that's true hah..."adourning", is pretty fucking funny..i'm pretty sure it means to speak highly about those who surround themselves with false idols. my.penis.is4saleon ebay try it for a week it might be adourning!i
Re: I Hate You by mytenderrage 5-Aug-02/10:14 PM
What are you? writing his speeches now too. fucking window dressers. your fucking generation wouldn't know a #2 penciln if you...*poof* scrotum gas. needle the hepburn. i need a tie off.L33 names are endorphins. you should all be ashamed of your subservient plebian propaganda you fucking Gad-Flys. fucking make me finger bang myself with the mail & key holder. vermin.dopplegangers.LEMMINGS!!!!!&
Re: loki's end by yarlgrenn 5-Aug-02/10:26 PM
HORUS8 PRIZE FOR SUPERB SUPERFASCIALATA & BLOW TORCHED TWINKY AWARD IN POETIC PROSE this is really fucking bountiful and bursting with pure love for writing god bless. you get my first ten of the day. this is fucking so well rounded and unruly.fuck,just brilliant. One of my favorite mythological symbol straddling gods of mischief and fire. i perspire and dunk the tadpole. all hail the frog it evolves quicker then the horse!h
Re: Give me beer! by Agemo-Z 5-Aug-02/10:36 PM
No. I am not. i am the mochery of cockery that will make you the "star" of part 7. in the primal fable "the plains of africa" i wont make you the baboon like da. but if your fictionally pleasant to me..i might make you a wild pig with a double 'hoof'. ohhhhhhhhh.ahhhhhhhhh.silence.pickles don't grow on trees.beg.4.ure."fairy bouncing" underling.toaDIE.minionite! nice haiku. Bachus told me he wrote swastika just-4-u! grom! your lucky i'm drinking a newcastle right now. it might of saved you an exorcism feeg
Re: A-Team, vol I by Agemo-Z 5-Aug-02/10:48 PM
"i just love it when a plan comes together" ABC 1983.
Re: Summer Thunder by Wayne 5-Aug-02/10:52 PM
double spacing is a thunderously deafning.. look see me now..i am deef..and spent..take me to bed. the thunder said!e
Re: non ars poetica by genezapoetica 5-Aug-02/10:53 PM
i touch me! but feel ...you? yes..you!.
Re: Virgin Poet by emilyowey 5-Aug-02/10:57 PM
okay..shall i use lube..or go for the dry sigh?n
Re: The Final Victor by Sterling5583 5-Aug-02/11:42 PM
What is this lee majors playing hitler to farah fawcets poccahonas still your mixture of prose poem is almost redeeming.a
Re: My ode to "the artist" by Agemo-Z 5-Aug-02/11:59 PM
"bat dancing" is what carmen electra taught prince to do when she was out filming "art-noir". it's wear he pretends to be deep by riding motorcycles, wearing glasses, and strutting his terminaly misinterpreted boo hoo my daddy was mean to my mommy and i come from a mixed marriage(lets all take a moment for mr.1999) okay! fuck him, which you would(i forgive you cuz his cock has been run over by a crash up derby) regardless, i like when doves cry, he doesn't.point he's a huge male dyke that prays on the minds of young women with "mothering complexes" have fun with it, doesn't that sound like a heroically challinging sphinx with a riddle! heres a haiku for you! prince "the moose knuckle".he is neither black or white. that's why he's so sprite! -----------sponsored by fermentor "the way to treat your neighbors right"i
Re: Hot Maid by Agemo-Z 6-Aug-02/12:23 AM
this is like counting the corn in my turd. adventurous.clean american fun!
regarding some deleted poem... 6-Aug-02/11:00 AM
pedifile pancrease pusher.???
Re: Hot Maid by Agemo-Z 6-Aug-02/11:14 AM
it's really a very specific style hinge ya see. first, it involves not wanting to be involved. second, it takes guts, and a bad sense of grammatical flatulence. third, if i concerned myself with such trifle insecurities as commas.periods/hyphons.and other 'filler' i would not be able to sleep at night. sleep/ go crazy/sleep/ i'm lazy. lazy boys don't concern themselves with such things, and let's remember i am a real 'streete poete' thus, then, there is no need for commas.for i am verbalizing the spoken word 'flowing', and performing. i am the instrument of god fool!. not the comma counter! that pudding spoon is left for proof readers and editors not the "artist" formerly known as horus8!l
Re: Existence by ThoughtfulSoul 6-Aug-02/11:30 AM
well first you have to be kidnapped from your bed one night. then driven into the desert by mr. self control, your nice neighbor that gives you candy. then bound, sodomized, and burned alive while your parents are at home getting high and 'swinging'. What, not tenacious enough for you. how about practicing what your name implys and being a little more patient and open minded. venting, is how the dutch stay healthy. all bow to the 'flying dutchman'.i
regarding some deleted poem... 6-Aug-02/11:49 AM
this..is.so..ah...special and quaint. but i am no radish mincer. thanks for letting me do the voice of leon spence in 'wiper' a tale of two hearts tuned ino one spleen. may your spleen save the planet with its unique filtering process. it is semipermeable, and talks itself down from the ledge! bravo. poetie you heve stile lotz of play toe stile. keep up the good work, love Mrs.Ziminski.o
regarding some deleted poem... 6-Aug-02/12:34 PM
p.diddy! let's pay the high school teachers 'sports star' salaries, and athletes high school teacher salaries. then we might be able to teach yoda jr. how to spell his own "motha fuckin" name. in the houze. double up one time niggaz. it's another funeral hymn. wurd


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