on Matthew's Bastard by Caducus
9 Dec 2004, 3:33 PM
1The name was interesting, but it was too long to read properly.
replying on This Time Imperfect by RGSsparky
22 Nov 2004, 3:20 AM
Not a clue. But as soon as I started reading this I thought, "Sparky never wrote this".
I've decided not to get my poemwanker back yet, I've got too many good poems that would lose it for me again.
Btw, 0
I've decided not to get my poemwanker back yet, I've got too many good poems that would lose it for me again.
Btw, 0
replying on The Supreme Mind by Bobjim
19 Nov 2004, 6:44 AM
That depends on whether you assume God to be alive or not, because if you do, you also assume that He had to begin and at some point, end. This would mean He is not timeless and you raise all sorts of philosophical questions that I can't be bothered to discuss right now.
on Last dance at the lake by Caducus
18 Nov 2004, 7:39 AM
10
on You Were a Jerk to me in my Dream Last Night by T. Jonathron Remp
18 Nov 2004, 7:34 AM
I like this. I don't have to try and find any meaning in it and it's completely random.
on Mice by MacFrantic
18 Nov 2004, 7:33 AM
Here's an alternate ending:
This dubious poem is not that great,
I think I'll go and masturbate.
This dubious poem is not that great,
I think I'll go and masturbate.
replying on WHAT YOU GIVE AWAY IS WHAT YOU TAKE TO HEAVEN by w~* ATHENA *~w
18 Nov 2004, 4:13 AM
That won't stop me and it will further increase the ranks. It's actually a good thing.
on The Supreme Mind by Bobjim
17 Nov 2004, 8:56 AM
Bobjim's making a comeback.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
replying on why you change?.. by shadowanime2
17 Nov 2004, 3:24 AM
I
agree. Somebody
should
be shot for
this travesty.
agree. Somebody
should
be shot for
this travesty.
replying on Dictionary Lesson by Dovina
17 Nov 2004, 3:23 AM
What he said, but more impressively so.
on Dictionary Lesson by Dovina
16 Nov 2004, 9:11 AM
Psh
replying on Dictionary Lesson by Dovina
16 Nov 2004, 9:11 AM
I disagree.
replying on Pillosophy by Bobjim
16 Nov 2004, 5:25 AM
Philosophy's great. It drove me insane and then I used it to bring my sanity back to me.
Oh wait, I'm still mad.
Damn
Oh wait, I'm still mad.
Damn
on WHAT YOU GIVE AWAY IS WHAT YOU TAKE TO HEAVEN by w~* ATHENA *~w
16 Nov 2004, 5:17 AM
Wahey!!!
I haven't seen a poemwanker award since mine got taken away. Congratulations!
Maybe I should get mine back to boost the numbers...
I haven't seen a poemwanker award since mine got taken away. Congratulations!
Maybe I should get mine back to boost the numbers...
on Mobile Phones by RGSsparky
15 Nov 2004, 8:09 AM
I sense a lot of rage coming out in this poem. Perhaps you should consider some of my never-fail calming techniques.
For you, I would suggest finding the biggest, cheapest, ugliest mobile phone around, buying 10 of them, and destroying them in interesting ways.
Alternatively, send this poem to every mobile phone company's customer services e-mail address.
For you, I would suggest finding the biggest, cheapest, ugliest mobile phone around, buying 10 of them, and destroying them in interesting ways.
Alternatively, send this poem to every mobile phone company's customer services e-mail address.
on Tonight at the Bar, a Short Story Poem by jessicazee
15 Nov 2004, 8:06 AM
Weird enough to merit a 5.