| Re: a comment on The Film Epic That Is Blacula by razorgrin |
20-May-03/10:19 PM |
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"I curse you to bear my name. You shall forever be known as....Blacula!"
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| Re: Just let me bee by DeadtotheWorld |
20-May-03/2:19 PM |
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Here's me sending you a box of killer bees. Assmaggot.
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| Re: Love Squirts by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w |
20-May-03/2:18 PM |
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| Re: fuck that bitch by Lucifer |
14-May-03/3:10 PM |
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It's not a poem, either. here's a hot tip to assist in your 'artistic suffering': Step One, find a belt sander, preferably Black & Decker. Step Two: Apply genitals to said sander. Step Three: turn switch to 'on' position. Now get off the fucking stage, you polyp-picking little twit.
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| Re: Too Dead to Live by DeadtotheWorld |
7-May-03/3:15 PM |
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"suf-fer-ring"? What the suffer-fuck? Great title, though. Almost, but not quite as good as Motorhead's classic "Killed by Death". However, sir, Lemmy, you are not.0.
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| Re: a comment on Yay for Unspeakable Evil! by razorgrin |
5-May-03/2:09 PM |
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| Re: a comment on Yay for Unspeakable Evil! by razorgrin |
29-Apr-03/7:26 PM |
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Klaatu Barada Nitko. I'm a nerd.
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| Re: a comment on Yay for Unspeakable Evil! by razorgrin |
29-Apr-03/7:25 PM |
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Alhazred. "That is not dead which can eternal lie.." Whoever finishes the line gets a super-magic hug.
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| Re: ~What if~ by ~Ashley Baby Girl~ |
28-Apr-03/6:04 PM |
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Q:what if you died a hideous death by Ebola? A:I would rejoice and do a little dance, knowing that you would cease to shit out utter meaningless drivel like this. Make the endless, repetitive, cheese-laden tripe stop, and I'll stop doing voodoo rites for you to experience sudden massive hemorrhages. Deal?
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| Re: Letters by discordia |
22-Apr-03/12:03 PM |
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I advise throwing an apple.
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| Re: Israel (Through The Eyes Of One Jewish Soul) by slana5 |
16-Apr-03/12:29 PM |
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Well, the poem is unremarkable and Zionism makes me sick. I add to the pile of zeros my vote.
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| Re: turd cutter by Count Flatula |
15-Apr-03/1:04 PM |
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That scans really really badly. And it sucks. I dig your name though.
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| Re: a comment on youth in asia by suckmychucks |
15-Apr-03/11:29 AM |
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| Re: a comment on two flies by suckmychucks |
15-Apr-03/11:28 AM |
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Again, no. Too small.On that topic you know, you can order products off the internet to fix that problem. Where do you get the 'masochist', anyway? As has been shown many a time, I enjoy causing the pain. Now if you refuse to clean my boots, you're going back in your fucking cage. Whiny little bitch.
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| Re: Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome by Stephen Robins |
11-Apr-03/3:32 PM |
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in other words, I love you.
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| Re: Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome by Stephen Robins |
11-Apr-03/3:31 PM |
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That is fucking delightful! Not only a wonderful parody, but gets me right where I love exotic infectious diseases. plagues make me feel all funny inside. I will send a bevy of charming unifected strippers to your home in thanks.10
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| Re: a comment on selfish by <~> |
11-Apr-03/3:28 PM |
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oh dear gawd no! The illiterate twerp is trying to really uncreatively insult me! Whatever shall I do? Look Chuckles, 'm better at this than you, so don't try. I've seen many a teenybopper flamer like yourself attempt to out-heckle me and they all failed. In short, your kung fu is nothing compared to mine, so give up. Get a hobby, go outside and play, jerk off to avril lavigne, just wait until you're a little older and better armed before you get into verbal sparring matches. Hugs 'n' kisses!
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| Re: a comment on two flies by suckmychucks |
11-Apr-03/3:21 PM |
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I doubt you could. too small and covered in small pimples. Cornhusker.
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| Re: a comment on All hail Discordia?(a true haiku story) by razorgrin |
11-Apr-03/3:18 PM |
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That's a pretty sad try at a heckle, fartknocker. You're just all bitchy because I called you on some utterly crap poemes. You are indeed simple. Tell me, do use know how to use periods to end sentences, or do you always use "hahaha"? If the latter, I'm sure you're great at eulogies. How exactly is it not a poem? a series of haiku stanzas detailing a narrative, as a modification of a traditional form. That said, go squeeze your pimples and try again when you're older and have maybe grown some balls.
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| Re: a comment on Prayer for Peace by razorgrin |
11-Apr-03/3:13 PM |
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Oh, tragedy! I have been found out as a mere commoner by some shitstain who couldn't punctuate a sentence to save his life. All is lost. Suicide again for me.
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