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All hail Discordia?(a true haiku story)

by razorgrin

Member since 2002 · Posted 4 Apr 2003 · 17 comments

A girl I don’t know Told me she had my friend’s book. “Hail Eris” she said. “I doubt that was me,” “I wasn’t there”, I replied. “Yes you were, ” she said. “I remember you, trench-coated, your hair in buns. Late, one august night.” “You were at the bar Golden apple raised, preaching. Your friend gave me this” The Principia, “Your friend Marcus” lent to her. Proof that it happened. I don’t go to bars Apple-less, I know no Mark. But I do sleepwalk…

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[8] <~> 4-Apr-03/1:55 PM Reply
athena! athena! let down thy buns!

hahahah! nice.
[9] thepinkbunnyofdoom 4-Apr-03/3:58 PM Reply
You should have that looked into smiley. You might wkae up only to find that dream of falling off a cliff to be true -9-.
[n/a] razorgrin › thepinkbunnyofdoom 6-Apr-03/7:38 PM Reply
what, and preaching to the masses of a religion I don't practice in a disreputable psedo-irish bar isn't danerous?
[9] thepinkbunnyofdoom › razorgrin 6-Apr-03/8:20 PM Reply
Only in some countries.
[9] Tintagiles 8-Apr-03/9:58 AM Reply
I forgot to ask... if I come across you doing this again sometime, what do I do?
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › Tintagiles 8-Apr-03/10:01 AM Reply
Undo your belt and bend over for six of the Best, of course. Good God man, have you no sense of duty?
[9] Tintagiles › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 8-Apr-03/10:35 AM Reply
One always has to ask the girl first (preferably when she's awake). One can never know what she'll decide duty is for that particular day.
[n/a] razorgrin › Tintagiles 9-Apr-03/9:57 AM Reply
I'm out of lemonade.
[9] Tintagiles › razorgrin 9-Apr-03/10:37 AM Reply
I'm not surprised. All right, ALL right, I get the hint. They're really going to start wondering up here, though...
[10] god'swife 9-Apr-03/10:11 AM Reply
Stick to the truth, it suits you better than humourmous fabrications.10
[n/a] razorgrin › god'swife 9-Apr-03/11:56 AM Reply
thankee.
[0] asimpleman 11-Apr-03/3:54 AM Reply
This is supposed to be a poem........hahahaha
[n/a] razorgrin › asimpleman 11-Apr-03/3:18 PM Reply
That's a pretty sad try at a heckle, fartknocker. You're just all bitchy because I called you on some utterly crap poemes. You are indeed simple. Tell me, do use know how to use periods to end sentences, or do you always use "hahaha"? If the latter, I'm sure you're great at eulogies. How exactly is it not a poem? a series of haiku stanzas detailing a narrative, as a modification of a traditional form. That said, go squeeze your pimples and try again when you're older and have maybe grown some balls.
[9] Robert K Foster 21-May-03/11:10 AM Reply
intriguing.
[8] Bill Z Bub 9-Sep-03/1:59 PM Reply
Ah the days of the Principia Discordia, the Illuminatus! Trilogy, and The Book of the SubGenius. I think I read them all in one year and it blew my mind wide open.
[n/a] razorgrin › Bill Z Bub 10-Sep-03/6:35 AM Reply
Toss in Zukav's "The Dancing Wu Li Masters" and you have the full glory of the experience. Have you read the Shrodinger's Cat trilogy as well?
[10] Modulo 28-Apr-04/10:36 AM Reply
I loved that trilogoy! Rock and roll.