on Dragon's Dream by HolyKnightOfFaith
8 Jun 2002, 9:25 AM
raymond e feist sucks dick. david gemmell is at least twelve times better.
on actually chicken and mushroom pies are nice too by cav
8 Jun 2002, 11:50 AM
I like the way you've built up to a triumphant exclamation about your chosen snack. Great Work!
on Hurting Heart by faded_twilight
8 Jun 2002, 2:05 PM
Yeah, you're right! Anyone who doesn't want you just doesn't appreciate how deep and sensitive you are. It's not that they find you ugly, stupid, irritating, self-absorbed, et cetera; it's that they don't understand you, because you have issues. Great poem!
on Dragon's Dream by HolyKnightOfFaith
9 Jun 2002, 7:54 AM
I read two of Feist's books. They were as bad as your poetry.
on Purgatory of Consciousness by crims0ngh0st
9 Jun 2002, 8:08 AM
maybe not.
on some deleted poem
9 Jun 2002, 8:14 AM
You know, I might believe you had a knack (note the correct spelling) for writing if a single poem of yours had a rating above five. But they don't, so I don't.
on What Does it Mean to be Human by Sterling5583
9 Jun 2002, 10:47 AM
Evidently being human involves writing awful poetry.
on some deleted poem
9 Jun 2002, 11:49 AM
Wow! I really like the way you've taken a piece of prose, and separated each sentence into several lines, and called it a poem! - very clever!!! Keep up the good work!!!!!
on This Is The Sound of My Heart Breaking by Owner of the Sky
9 Jun 2002, 11:55 AM
Wow! You've really shocked me, by using lots of 'poetic' language, and then, in the middle, writing 'piss'!!! Great poem!!!!! - Keep up the Good Work!!!!!!!!!
on Lachrymalia by Lain
9 Jun 2002, 11:57 AM
^ Yeah, good point!!! Using big words shows that we're more intelligent than other people!!!!!
on some deleted poem
9 Jun 2002, 12:04 PM
You've created a really mysterious effect by removing most of the words from your sentences and putting them in jumbled orders - very clever!!!
on Angelic Triumvirate by Sterling5583
7 Jun 2002, 2:41 PM
my god, this is the worst, absolute worst BS I have ever seen in my life
on Deadly Rape by HolyKnightOfFaith
8 Jun 2002, 9:23 AM
yeah, I like the way you've thwarted the reader's expectations by taking a traditionally subtle and suggestive form and producing a blunt, harsh image.
on some deleted poem
8 Jun 2002, 9:28 AM
I bet you're going to take this to a poetry reading, and read it with "emotion" and think you've really got into the feel of it with body movements and different voice tones, and everyone's going to clap because they'll be so embarrassed for you.
on some deleted poem
8 Jun 2002, 10:39 AM
What do you mean by "I've gotten quite good at it"? This is the worst 'haiku' I've ever read. No, that's wrong, because this isn't even a haiku. This is the worst poem I have ever seen in my entire life. Dark Angel is at least twelve times better.
on tears beyond hope by Mystifying
8 Jun 2002, 10:53 AM
I was very, very close to rating this a ten. But then I realised it was the most appalling drivel I have ever seen written. Maybe if you could spell at least two words right I'd have given you a one, just out of sympathy.
on some deleted poem
8 Jun 2002, 12:51 PM
It's not a surprise she's left you with poetry this poor.
on some deleted poem
8 Jun 2002, 9:30 AM
yes, I also have a children's encyclopedia