| Re: Toe Jam Poem by EDNA by Edna Sweetlove |
10-Sep-06/6:37 AM |
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In order to fulfil your wish, Edna, I am happy to oblige. What a piece of trash. :)
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| Re: hate by ts |
9-Sep-06/3:42 AM |
I've seen better things written in shit on public toilets.
Even without the ridiculous spelling errors you still have no originality and no rhyme scheme. I expect you'll enjoy this comment, however, as it will give the opportunity to write a poem about 'tht fkn btch hu slagd of mi poem, lyk.'
Go on. Slag me off. I dare you.
Utter tripe, and well deserving of being in the 'worst.'
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| Re: a comment on Buttocks. by Ulterius |
9-Sep-06/3:04 AM |
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I'd offer my buttocks freely to you if they weren't so firmly attached to someone else.
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| Re: a comment on A Fucking Kinky Homecoming by Edna Sweetlove |
9-Sep-06/2:55 AM |
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Of course I gave it ten. It's still very, very funny, even if it doesn't quite live up to its predecessor.
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| Re: Limp Cock by Edna Sweetlove |
9-Sep-06/2:27 AM |
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The 'splat' at the end is a new addition, I believe, and a very good one, also. Amusing and repulsive.
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| Re: A Fucking Kinky Homecoming by Edna Sweetlove |
9-Sep-06/2:26 AM |
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What a lovely homecoming! I must say, your life sounds far more exciting than mine. However, I must be an anus, because 'Farting In A Cathedral' still gets me every time, and is my favourite of your poems. Perhaps it is the highly amusing audio version of it which helps.
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| Re: a comment on Buttocks. by Ulterius |
9-Sep-06/2:23 AM |
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I'd like to think so, but I don't look that often.
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| Re: a comment on Buttocks. by Ulterius |
31-Aug-06/2:51 PM |
What on earth makes you think of buttocks as crude?
I've never been so insulted.
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| Re: Memories Of Home by Edna Sweetlove |
31-Aug-06/9:16 AM |
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| Re: George and Samson by Edna Sweetlove |
31-Aug-06/9:11 AM |
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Brilliant. Parroty fun as always, Edna. Did you know that thirty percent of rams are gay?
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| Re: Witch's Brew by ecargo |
31-Aug-06/7:50 AM |
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73 views and only two comments. It's an outrage. By the way, I totally disagree about the first stanza. I think it's brilliant.
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| Re: a comment on Pleasure. (Leisure Spoof) by Ulterius |
31-Aug-06/7:49 AM |
Why thank you. I of course do not simply spoof. I have over three hundred poems written under a different name and on a different site, only three of which are spoofs. However, I intend to focus on toilet humour on poemranker as I see no need to be serious at all.
I think I am going to find and comment on some of your poems, as you have been extremely kind.
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| Re: a comment on Felice Et Eroticum Est. by Ulterius |
31-Aug-06/7:46 AM |
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I am Good God, of course. And thank you. I think Owen might have tried to gully me, but I'm sure he had a pretty good sense of humour, if it matched up to his poetic ability.
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| Re: Tree (WARNING: do NOT hug!) by Yardbird |
29-Aug-06/1:24 PM |
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