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20 most recent comments by Edna Sweetlove (301-320) and replies

Re: Mr. Pig's Theme by Mr. Pig 10-Aug-06/11:46 AM
Lovely.
Re: Fragrant Love by Engelbert Humpalot 10-Aug-06/11:40 AM
What a charming little tale. It reminds me of my late husband Bert. He would often get home late at night reeking of cheap aftershave after some nameless activities in the park with his bumboy friends.
Re: Skellington Bakery by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 10-Aug-06/7:23 AM
Long-winded but learned.
Re: a comment on A Poem For George Bush by Edna Sweetlove 10-Aug-06/7:08 AM
Dear Dark Angel,

You strike me as being a totally brain-washed piece of US garbage. Kindly do not communicate with your betters again.
Re: Aristocrats(Madlib for all those shock poets) by ALChemy 10-Aug-06/6:56 AM
I see little point in retailing an unoriginal and censored version of the world's stalest joke. I wish I could give this lower than zero. You should be ashamed of yourself. It's neither funny, nor rude, nor anything else.

If you want an offensive joke, ask me. Here's a sample of a slightly offensive one.

Q. What's the difference between an Israeli soldier and a bucket of shit?

A. The handle.
Re: Ode to Nicholas Jones by lukehanney 8-Aug-06/4:29 PM
Garbage.
Re: a comment on ITS A SHAMBLES by lukehanney 8-Aug-06/4:28 PM
oops, I meant "drunken". Anyway who cares, uneducated football oiks couldn't spell their own name.
Re: ITS A SHAMBLES by lukehanney 8-Aug-06/4:27 PM
Dreary working class rubbish. How I rejoice that the scum filth ugly white van proletarian English football yobs saw their vile and pathetic dreams CRUSHED to fucking pulp earlier this year. We pray for their drunklen deaths.
Re: ODE TO NICHOLAS JONES III by lukehanney 8-Aug-06/4:24 PM
Boring drivel. My cat writes better poetry.
Re: a comment on A Poem For George Bush by Edna Sweetlove 4-Aug-06/12:26 PM
Thank you, dear multiple personality nerd.
Re: a comment on A Poem For George Bush by Edna Sweetlove 3-Aug-06/4:41 PM
No one with a brain in his or her head wonders why the USA is sticking its evil head into the Middle East cauldron. However (to mix metaphors) the birds may come home to roost and crap upon the USA in terms of 9/11 part 2.
Re: a comment on A Poem For George Bush by Edna Sweetlove 3-Aug-06/4:40 PM
Thank you Mac. It's not a rant. It's horribly true.
Re: a comment on A Poem For George Bush by Edna Sweetlove 3-Aug-06/4:39 PM
Chemical weapons are those funny things which nice military people send over to their enemies; you know, poison gas and stuff like that. And guess who sold them to Saddam. Yep! Uncle Sam-stein.
Re: a comment on Southern Baptist Redneck Song by Edna Sweetlove 3-Aug-06/4:37 PM
No it's fun. I'd like to see them swinging in the magnolia-scented breeze.
Re: When Gravity Unmakes You by Enkidu 3-Aug-06/4:35 PM
Total over-punctuated bollocks.
Re: -750,000 in Rwanda by ALChemy 25-Jul-06/8:29 AM
Very amusing indeed. Certainly doesn't deserve its low ratings! Here's a 10 4 U.
Re: A Reflective Window by lukehanney 24-Jul-06/3:45 AM
Verging on doggerel in some parts, so I'll be generous and give it 3/10.
Re: A Reflective Window by lukehanney 24-Jul-06/3:45 AM
Verging on doggerel in some parts, so I'll be generous and give it 3/10.
Re: Ass-love by mrs smith 24-Jul-06/2:33 AM
God bless you for writing this little gem of a poem. Would there were more people like you in the world!
Re: Golden Showers by mrs smith 24-Jul-06/2:31 AM
This is a really lovely poem, so meaningful and awe-inspiring.


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