on Mr. Pig's Theme by Mr. Pig
10 Aug 2006, 11:46 AM
Lovely.
on Fragrant Love by Engelbert Humpalot
10 Aug 2006, 11:40 AM
What a charming little tale. It reminds me of my late husband Bert. He would often get home late at night reeking of cheap aftershave after some nameless activities in the park with his bumboy friends.
on Skellington Bakery by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
10 Aug 2006, 7:23 AM
Long-winded but learned.
replying on A Poem For George Bush by Edna Sweetlove
10 Aug 2006, 7:08 AM
Dear Dark Angel,
You strike me as being a totally brain-washed piece of US garbage. Kindly do not communicate with your betters again.
You strike me as being a totally brain-washed piece of US garbage. Kindly do not communicate with your betters again.
on Aristocrats(Madlib for all those shock poets) by ALChemy
10 Aug 2006, 6:56 AM
I see little point in retailing an unoriginal and censored version of the world's stalest joke. I wish I could give this lower than zero. You should be ashamed of yourself. It's neither funny, nor rude, nor anything else.
If you want an offensive joke, ask me. Here's a sample of a slightly offensive one.
Q. What's the difference between an Israeli soldier and a bucket of shit?
A. The handle.
If you want an offensive joke, ask me. Here's a sample of a slightly offensive one.
Q. What's the difference between an Israeli soldier and a bucket of shit?
A. The handle.
on Ode to Nicholas Jones by lukehanney
8 Aug 2006, 4:29 PM
Garbage.
replying on ITS A SHAMBLES by lukehanney
8 Aug 2006, 4:28 PM
oops, I meant "drunken". Anyway who cares, uneducated football oiks couldn't spell their own name.
on ITS A SHAMBLES by lukehanney
8 Aug 2006, 4:27 PM
Dreary working class rubbish. How I rejoice that the scum filth ugly white van proletarian English football yobs saw their vile and pathetic dreams CRUSHED to fucking pulp earlier this year. We pray for their drunklen deaths.
on ODE TO NICHOLAS JONES III by lukehanney
8 Aug 2006, 4:24 PM
Boring drivel. My cat writes better poetry.
replying on A Poem For George Bush by Edna Sweetlove
4 Aug 2006, 12:26 PM
Thank you, dear multiple personality nerd.
replying on A Poem For George Bush by Edna Sweetlove
3 Aug 2006, 4:41 PM
No one with a brain in his or her head wonders why the USA is sticking its evil head into the Middle East cauldron. However (to mix metaphors) the birds may come home to roost and crap upon the USA in terms of 9/11 part 2.
replying on A Poem For George Bush by Edna Sweetlove
3 Aug 2006, 4:40 PM
Thank you Mac. It's not a rant. It's horribly true.
replying on A Poem For George Bush by Edna Sweetlove
3 Aug 2006, 4:39 PM
Chemical weapons are those funny things which nice military people send over to their enemies; you know, poison gas and stuff like that. And guess who sold them to Saddam. Yep! Uncle Sam-stein.
replying on Southern Baptist Redneck Song by Edna Sweetlove
3 Aug 2006, 4:37 PM
No it's fun. I'd like to see them swinging in the magnolia-scented breeze.
on When Gravity Unmakes You by Enkidu
3 Aug 2006, 4:35 PM
Total over-punctuated bollocks.
on -750,000 in Rwanda by ALChemy
25 Jul 2006, 8:29 AM
Very amusing indeed. Certainly doesn't deserve its low ratings! Here's a 10 4 U.
on A Reflective Window by lukehanney
24 Jul 2006, 3:45 AM
Verging on doggerel in some parts, so I'll be generous and give it 3/10.
on A Reflective Window by lukehanney
24 Jul 2006, 3:45 AM
Verging on doggerel in some parts, so I'll be generous and give it 3/10.
on Golden Showers by mrs smith
24 Jul 2006, 2:31 AM
This is a really lovely poem, so meaningful and awe-inspiring.