on The First Date by John Rambo
13 Feb 2007, 12:01 PM
Tasty.
on Fisting and Wishing by John Rambo
13 Feb 2007, 12:02 PM
I liked the "freshly shaven" bit. It's things like that which separated the sheep from the, er, other sheep.
on Romantic dreams by John Rambo
13 Feb 2007, 12:03 PM
Puerile garbage and not very grammatcal either. I am shocked at this as others of your poems have suggestd at somethng approaching genius. That "alley" one was a fucking winner. This: 1/10 and only 'cos I'm feeling friendly.
on some deleted poem
3 Feb 2007, 8:31 AM
Much better than the other lumps of crap you wrote. But still 0/10.
on some deleted poem
3 Feb 2007, 8:32 AM
Pointless.
on The Ballad of Rakesh Rajani, Court Reporter by Rakesh Rajani
13 Feb 2007, 11:56 AM
I think we all know who wrote this. Not as good as Allenby. You're on a downward slope.
on some deleted poem
13 Feb 2007, 11:57 AM
Fucking witty. I like a good tribute poem. "Mould", not "mold" dear. Use English spelling, not ignorant Yank crap.
on OI! The Brown Flame by SupremeDreamer
13 Feb 2007, 11:58 AM
Fucking awful
on some deleted poem
8 Feb 2007, 7:14 PM
Too many capital letters. You must be a cunt.
on some deleted poem
27 Feb 2007, 5:04 PM
HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have never laughed so much in all my life!!! The funniest thing since 9/11!!!!!!!!!!
How about having a new poetic nom de plume (that means pen name Col): Dr Colin Anus.
I have never laughed so much in all my life!!! The funniest thing since 9/11!!!!!!!!!!
How about having a new poetic nom de plume (that means pen name Col): Dr Colin Anus.
on some deleted poem
8 Mar 2007, 4:06 AM
It's always a good sign when a poem starts off with a typo. Well done.
on Suck it up for God by Engelbert Humpalot
8 Mar 2007, 4:11 AM
Goddam beautiful, 0/10
on Kennedy the cunt by mr cunt
8 Mar 2007, 4:12 AM
Fabbo! Fabbo! Fabbo!
on A whole load of cunts by mr cunt
8 Mar 2007, 4:14 AM
Looks a bit technical to me.
on The Young Girl From Khartoum by Edna Sweetlove
23 Jun 2007, 4:21 PM
This is a great poem! 10 out of 10!
on turd cutter by Count Flatula
23 Jun 2007, 4:22 PM
A eork of genius. A steamer indeed. I shall have to give this 0/10 because it deserves to be read more.
on Flea poem by Sing4Jesus!
23 Jun 2007, 4:25 PM
Totally fabbo wabbo!