on some deleted poem
16 Jan 2007, 12:06 PM
How romantic.
on some deleted poem
16 Jan 2007, 12:09 PM
Christ, how original.
on some deleted poem
16 Jan 2007, 12:14 PM
How odd, this must be one of the very few of your items when you didn't vote yourself 10 half a dozen times. Well done!
on some deleted poem
19 Jan 2007, 9:05 AM
Only spoiled by the last line. Maybe a reference to Preparation H and shitter-probing is needed?
on some deleted poem
19 Jan 2007, 9:06 AM
I don't get the reference, but I always love insults about fat Americans and their greed and lardy obesity.
on Wreck of the Poor Anchor by Dovina
19 Jan 2007, 9:13 AM
A bit long.
on Give it up Max by Stephen Robins
19 Jan 2007, 9:00 AM
I don't know to whom you refer with "cute critters"; but rhyming shitter with it is very fine indeed. And well worthy of a 6.
This indeed has a very fine poetic flow to it. May I suggest you comment on your lover's dandruff too? And one thing about bald patches is that you can see how filthy the scalp is. You can spot headlice more easily as well. I think I feel a poem coming on about this subject....................
on some deleted poem
19 Jan 2007, 9:11 AM
Sadly, the bastards earn quite a lot of money. My own accountant is a total dreary cunt.
on some deleted poem
19 Jan 2007, 9:12 AM
The best thing to delay orgasm when screwing a lady is to think of your own wife's wizened arse.
on Ben Fogle by Stephen Robins
19 Jan 2007, 9:09 AM
Sounds a bit light that old cunt, Big Ears Windsor.
on some deleted poem
19 Jan 2007, 9:10 AM
Top class stuff. Sophisticated and erudite. I smiled.
on some deleted poem
30 Jan 2007, 2:10 AM
A most odd little contribution and one not without merit. Not very MUCH merit, of course, but still a little bit. I see you deny being an "alter ego" here. But I recognise your style (or lack thereof) vaguely. Who knows what the future may bring. What are you a doctor of, dear? Or is that mere affectation and vanity?
on some deleted poem
30 Jan 2007, 11:56 AM
A bit unlikely stocking a public pond with bass.... I thought they were sea-fish?
on some deleted poem
30 Jan 2007, 12:05 PM
Wanking can be fun, I suppose. Better than verbal puking.
on Let's praise great Britannia's golden days of now and then by Edna Sweetlove
3 Feb 2007, 8:29 AM
I just read this through again. Fantastic. I think I'd give myself if I could.
on some deleted poem
3 Feb 2007, 8:30 AM
Y'ever thought of writing something good?
on some deleted poem
3 Feb 2007, 8:31 AM
Laughably bad.