Re: World policy by penguin fiend	26-Jan-04/10:40 AM
A bulging glans of shame.
Re: Make Love to Me by drumrgirl30	25-Jan-04/1:55 PM
"I was unable to control myself. As I passed him on the gangplank, I shook my fist in his face. 'You pathetic duffer! There isn't a crew! Why don't you just admit that you're a lonely failure? Why continue with this demeaning charade?' At my outburst, his tears changed colour and flowed the more. He flung his arms over his eyes and rushed below deck, beard dripping with the dew of misery." 'Rawhead & Bloody Bones', by Rhys H. Hughes
Re: a comment on the small drop by richa	25-Jan-04/8:51 AM
So your response to mark inflation is just to give higher marks? That'll definitely help!!1
Re: The Grandfather Suite by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	24-Jan-04/4:01 PM
Dear Goad & tomcheese, Your conversation was becoming dangerously wacky, so I had nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Re: a comment on The Grandfather Suite by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	24-Jan-04/1:23 PM
From: James Wright <woundedsoul44@hotmail.com> To: Matthew Bennett <XXXXX> Date: Thu, 22 Jan 2004 19:43:39 +0000 (GMT) Subject: Re: Tears of Sorrow Oh god please tell me you didn't tell Justin what I said, you know how I feel about him. :( Anyway in response to your question no I don't think Jeremi is cool I think he's a massive dork. cya -- WoundedSoul44 woundedsoul44@hotmail.com "Death is like the pure fading sun falling upon the black scales of a dragon on a crystallised winter's night" -- Kurt Cobain
Re: a comment on The Grandfather Suite by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	24-Jan-04/1:14 PM
Email from 131.111.212.215 <address censored> 10th October 1999 Hi <163.1.146.87>, I don't know what to say - I feel awful. It's been really bad for me since the... accident, and I don't know if I can handle school for much longer. All the other kids gang up on me, especially the ones who were... underneath the parallel bars at the time. Last night I cried myself to sleep, and had a terrible dream about a mystery boy who did a poo in his brand new red underpants during a double squat dismount from a set of parallel bars. And then when I woke up I realised that the mystery boy was me, and that I wouldn't be seeing my brand new pair of red underpants ever again. Anyway that's my winge over with. Guess I'll catch you later, <131.111.212.215>
Re: a comment on The Grandfather Suite by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	24-Jan-04/1:09 PM
You secretly toss off into a train engineer's hat at night.
Re: a comment on sex in the city/sex in the country by tralala42001	24-Jan-04/1:00 PM
Then why did they take it, if they were already called that? Also, try mastering the small green 'Reply' in the corner of comments. It's tremendous fun!
Re: a comment on The Grandfather Suite by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	24-Jan-04/12:59 PM
Bear in mind that 131.111.212.215 is the author of the poeme we are having this discussion on, and that I have countless emails from 163.1.146.87 saying what a massive flop and homosexual he thinks you are. If you like I could paste some of them here. Furthermore, he has a giant congenital deformity on his face that he tries to cover up with Bounty wrappers and Pritt Stick, and he is an arse ploughman. Thanks!
Re: a comment on The Grandfather Suite by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	24-Jan-04/12:55 PM
Dear Bachus, I would urge you to keep an eye on the IP address associated with whichever -=Dark_Angel=- you happen to be conversing with. I'd like you to know that I would never mock you as 131.111.212.215 just has, because I respect you as a writer, actor, musician, and, most importantly, a father. 131.111.212.215 is neither a writer, an actor, a musician, nor a father, though he did once mess his pants during a P.E lesson and had to go home early.
Re: a comment on sex in the city/sex in the country by tralala42001	24-Jan-04/12:27 PM
Yeah, but what band is it?
Re: a comment on The Grandfather Suite by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	24-Jan-04/12:18 PM
Oh yeah, nice one. I hadn't thought of that. Because, you know, why associate Grandfather with his number one characteristic? You should write Grandfather's Razor yourself. It should at least be funny, since even after nearly 2 years you haven't grasped how limericks work.
Re: a comment on sex in the city/sex in the country by tralala42001	24-Jan-04/11:27 AM
Which band took it?
Re: a comment on The Grandfather Suite by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	24-Jan-04/11:12 AM
A good effort, but Grandfather cannot speak, as he has always been dead. There is no Grandmother.
Re: a comment on The Grandfather Suite by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	24-Jan-04/11:11 AM
Don't be stupid. -=Dark_Angel=- only writes one sort of poetry: the incredibly infantile sort.
Re: Lonely Tears by broken_wing11	24-Jan-04/8:15 AM
Don't listen to rockmage -- I think this is a really great poem! We all get lonely sometimes, don't we? 10!
Re: a comment on His Master's Jodhpurs by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	24-Jan-04/7:18 AM
A ha ha, no my lad. I know full well you received a brimming pouch, and, which is more, I know what it was brimming with... 'tis hardly the delightful bounty you'd have us all think now, is it? In fact 'tis rumoured - in Gentlemanly circles, I might add - that the fruits of your beloved pouch are no longer as ripe as they once were. Some would say 'tish!', or 'fipsy!', to such a claim. But others wouldn't. What would you say, old man?
Re: a comment on The Grandfather Suite by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	24-Jan-04/4:54 AM
Ace!
Re: Thoughts by nicole081083	24-Jan-04/2:43 AM
I think "thoughts" is an excellent title for a poeme! We all have thoughts, don't we? -10-
Re: a comment on His Master's Jodhpurs by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	24-Jan-04/2:36 AM
A ha ha. You think you were the only -=Dark_Angel=- to receive a brimming pouch.