on 9/11 by TheDevil
31 Aug 2002, 3:42 PM
HA HA HA ha ha....oh... Both of you are full of shit. You're having an earnest, heated argument about whose country is more naughty over the internet with someone you've never met. If you're going to argue in public at least have the decency to insult each other instead of meaninglessly attacking each other's country. poetandknowit: Clearly, Shin-Bojangles is not trying to write serious poetry. The rest of your argument is just groundless speculation that his prose is crap. razorgrin, stop defending your fucking boyfriend. If he's really here to take the piss out of pompous poetes then let's see him do it himself. And so sayeth I.
on Prologue-Epilogue: A Self-Indulgent Peice of Tripe by Shin-Bojangles
31 Aug 2002, 11:19 AM
Guys, guys! Look at us! Squabbling! Bickering! Like children! What's happening to us? We never used to be like this!
on The green mile by Ming T. Merciless
31 Aug 2002, 7:29 AM
You, my ladd, could stand to learn something from Settle. Not only was his childish poetry more finely formed than yours, but he was able to respond to absurd personal attacks with sneering rage, as opposed to the weak, you-too retaliation of Ming T... See me after class.
on AIDS in a van by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
31 Aug 2002, 7:24 AM
Actually, Ming, I know people who have AIDS. I'll thank you not to speak so lightly of such a serious disease. You are a disgrace to this site, a digrace to the human race, and a disgrace to yourself. But most of all, you are a disgrace...to America. USA! USA!
on Passion's Flashes by RaychelW
31 Aug 2002, 7:23 AM
Pfff. What a waste. You had a perfectly good poem about lightning, and you had to ruin it by turning it into a metaphor for love.
on Fallen Leaves From a Tree by kristenk69lover
31 Aug 2002, 7:21 AM
A ha haha. A ha ha hahahahahaha. Oh, kristenk69lover, does the moon not rise with a sad face? Do birds not fly in olde disgrace? Of course not. I suggest you take THAT into consideration the next you dare to comment on my poemes.
on Cancer Haikus by poetandknowit
31 Aug 2002, 7:17 AM
Not a person of profession "embalmer", the band Embalmer. Hence the non-pluralisation of "Embalmer". I doubt many actual embalmers write about lingering, painful deaths.
on A Love in the Distance by kristenk69lover
30 Aug 2002, 9:12 AM
You're just following people whom you dislike and contradicting everything they say. This poeme is awful. You know it, I know it; even kristen here knows it. So let's just be mature about it, OK? Great!
on Cancer Haikus by poetandknowit
30 Aug 2002, 9:07 AM
Embalmer are great. They also write about lingering, painful deaths. I'm sure they could help you come to terms with your loss!
on Daily Rutein by New Life Drug
30 Aug 2002, 9:06 AM
You're not insane. If you were insane you would be far more creative.
on Fallen Leaves From a Tree by kristenk69lover
30 Aug 2002, 9:03 AM
Potential schmotential. Is this poetentialranker? Or poemeranker?
on The Messenger (The Unreplaceable And Greatly Missed Mr. Mercury) by anagram
29 Aug 2002, 6:48 PM
I know someone who hates F. Mercury with a passion. Perhaps I should give you his email address and you can have a huge argument?
on All Around Me by brazen
29 Aug 2002, 6:39 PM
"'Cheeks robber'...?" "Good but it's not right. Sarah? No? Alright, take a look. It was 'arse bandit'!!"
on The Messenger (The Unreplaceable And Greatly Missed Mr. Mercury) by anagram
29 Aug 2002, 6:35 PM
I forgot that's what happens you write a really long word, and since you can't delete your own comments there's nothing I can do about it.
on What to do, what to do! by itchiwitch
29 Aug 2002, 6:27 PM
No, look. I wasn't laughing at you and then insulting you. I was putting myself in the position of what appears to be your target audience, i.e. someone who finds the poem funny. That's why I said 'HA HA HA'. However, I was unable to sustain the ruse, and the stress of pretending was so great that I said 'FUCK YOU' in order to release the tension. Unfortunately, since you did not realise that, you made a wholly inappropriate response. Good day.
on The Messenger (The Unreplaceable And Greatly Missed Mr. Mercury) by anagram
29 Aug 2002, 6:25 PM
Yeah, that was me. Sorry.
on you're never alone by nentwined
29 Aug 2002, 4:42 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
on Incidentally, you might want to look up 'Amplexus' by Shin-Bojangles
29 Aug 2002, 4:41 PM
What I'm more interested in is why, if "razorgrin" and "Shin-Bojangles" are "seeing each other", "razorgrin" felt the need to gush all over this poem in a public place.