Re: 9/11 by TheDevil	31-Aug-02/6:51 PM
BS. The point where you tried to change your tune was palpable.
Re: Variance of the tapeworm by horus8	31-Aug-02/6:40 PM
Don't you think you're getting too old for this sort of silly nonsense, "Jeremi"?
Re: Here by anagram	31-Aug-02/6:18 PM
I can see why your local newspaper printed this. This is identical to the stuff in my local newspaper. I think I'll post some of that quality poetry for all to enjoy...
Re: Billy Bytack Forces His Children To Sell Jesus by horus8	31-Aug-02/5:10 PM
BS.
Re: Billy Bytack Forces His Children To Sell Jesus by horus8	31-Aug-02/4:51 PM
Pull yourself together, man! Do you dare defile the priceless Ming shores of Poemeranker with introspection? This is a place for honour! For glory! For victory 'gainst the ogre of Sin! Don stirrups of inhuman strength and a stained tuxedo and take it like a man! For when you are olde, and your children's children ask you, "horus8, what did you do on poemeranker?", how will you reply? That you gained valuable insight into your life? That you conquered inner demons and came away refreshed? No! You will triumphantly shout that you Logged On Stoned! That you posted up to three times as many poemes as any other poete! And those grandchildren will look up at you, tears forming in their useless eyes, and in that moment, you will be a man, my son. Ho!!!
Re: 9/11 by TheDevil	31-Aug-02/3:42 PM
HA HA HA ha ha....oh... Both of you are full of shit. You're having an earnest, heated argument about whose country is more naughty over the internet with someone you've never met. If you're going to argue in public at least have the decency to insult each other instead of meaninglessly attacking each other's country. poetandknowit: Clearly, Shin-Bojangles is not trying to write serious poetry. The rest of your argument is just groundless speculation that his prose is crap. razorgrin, stop defending your fucking boyfriend. If he's really here to take the piss out of pompous poetes then let's see him do it himself. And so sayeth I.
Re: Prologue-Epilogue: A Self-Indulgent Peice of Tripe by Shin-Bojangles	31-Aug-02/11:19 AM
Guys, guys! Look at us! Squabbling! Bickering! Like children! What's happening to us? We never used to be like this!
Re: The green mile by Ming T. Merciless	31-Aug-02/7:29 AM
You, my ladd, could stand to learn something from Settle. Not only was his childish poetry more finely formed than yours, but he was able to respond to absurd personal attacks with sneering rage, as opposed to the weak, you-too retaliation of Ming T... See me after class.
Re: AIDS in a van by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	31-Aug-02/7:24 AM
Actually, Ming, I know people who have AIDS. I'll thank you not to speak so lightly of such a serious disease. You are a disgrace to this site, a digrace to the human race, and a disgrace to yourself. But most of all, you are a disgrace...to America. USA! USA!
Re: Passion's Flashes by RaychelW	31-Aug-02/7:23 AM
Pfff. What a waste. You had a perfectly good poem about lightning, and you had to ruin it by turning it into a metaphor for love.
Re: Fallen Leaves From a Tree by kristenk69lover	31-Aug-02/7:21 AM
A ha haha. A ha ha hahahahahaha. Oh, kristenk69lover, does the moon not rise with a sad face? Do birds not fly in olde disgrace? Of course not. I suggest you take THAT into consideration the next you dare to comment on my poemes.
Re: Cancer Haikus by poetandknowit	31-Aug-02/7:17 AM
Not a person of profession "embalmer", the band Embalmer. Hence the non-pluralisation of "Embalmer". I doubt many actual embalmers write about lingering, painful deaths.
Re: A Love in the Distance by kristenk69lover	30-Aug-02/9:12 AM
You're just following people whom you dislike and contradicting everything they say. This poeme is awful. You know it, I know it; even kristen here knows it. So let's just be mature about it, OK? Great!
Re: Dignity by kthulah	30-Aug-02/9:09 AM
Are you married, Christof? Gutted.
Re: Cancer Haikus by poetandknowit	30-Aug-02/9:07 AM
Embalmer are great. They also write about lingering, painful deaths. I'm sure they could help you come to terms with your loss!
Re: Daily Rutein by New Life Drug	30-Aug-02/9:06 AM
You're not insane. If you were insane you would be far more creative.
Re: Fallen Leaves From a Tree by kristenk69lover	30-Aug-02/9:03 AM
Potential schmotential. Is this poetentialranker? Or poemeranker?
Re: Meta by nentwined	30-Aug-02/9:01 AM
Pffff. A poem about the third man objection might have been interesting, but this one isn't. What's interesting about this poem is that it manages to convince people it is interesting.
Re: The Messenger (The Unreplaceable And Greatly Missed Mr. Mercury) by anagram	29-Aug-02/6:48 PM
I know someone who hates F. Mercury with a passion. Perhaps I should give you his email address and you can have a huge argument?
Re: All Around Me by brazen	29-Aug-02/6:39 PM
"'Cheeks robber'...?" "Good but it's not right. Sarah? No? Alright, take a look. It was 'arse bandit'!!"