Re: Morning Glory by waltfreakinwhitman	16-Sep-02/5:01 PM
Ha! I knew this was your desperate attempt to be crowned King of the Worst Poeme Section. Nearly all of the votes are anonymous 0s! I think an explanation is in order, Mr. Whitman.
Re: I hate people by Bazilla	16-Sep-02/5:12 PM
Great poeme, buddy. I used to 'have a life'. I used to 'hang with friends'. But after... 'the accident'... things changed. I'd rather not talk about it, actually.
Re: lovely by pink_punk_kisses87	16-Sep-02/5:22 PM
Oh horror! YOU REALLY THWARTED MY EXPECTATIONS WITH THIS ONE!!!!!!11111111111111
regarding some deleted poem...	16-Sep-02/5:25 PM
Nothing is more proud, nor wicked, than the contents of a Gentleman's bowels after he has dined excellently.
Re: Grandma by waltfreakinwhitman	17-Sep-02/1:05 PM
By the way, this poeme is ace.
regarding some deleted poem...	18-Sep-02/12:57 PM
MY OH MY WHAT AN INSIGHTFUL POEME!!!!!!!! Your life is an inspiration to me. No, really. Check out the first poeme in my 'AIDS Bonanza!' for instance.
Re: Tugboats by poetandknowit	18-Sep-02/4:40 PM
This is fairly dandy. However, someone I know (not waltfreakinwhitman) abuses the word "tug" so much that I couldn't read it without trying to find some sort of masturbatory reference in every line. (It worked in most of them.)
Re: Tugboats by poetandknowit	18-Sep-02/4:41 PM
Also, I know you don't necessarily like "density", but I think the last third could stand to be more concise.
regarding some deleted poem...	20-Sep-02/12:23 PM
NEWBE5 YOU HAVE SINGLEHANDEDLY WORKED OUT WHAT IS WRONG WITH TEH WORLD TODAY. YOU KNOW ABOUT HATRED. WHAT INTERESTING QUESTIONS YOU RAISE AND HOW THOUGHTFULLY AND INTELLIGENTLY YOU DEAL WITH THEM. IF ONLY ALL 16-YEAR-OLDS WERE AS WISE AS YOU THEN THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE. EXCEPT NOBODY WOULD GET ANYTHING DONE BECAUSE THEY WOULD BE TOO BUSY HANGING THEIR HEADS IN THEIR HANDS OR PERHAPS CONSPICUOUSLY STARING OUT OF A WINDOW.
regarding some deleted poem...	28-Sep-02/3:02 PM
Let x be this poeme. Let S be the set of all shit poemes containing pointless line breaks and other miscellaneous typographical "quirks". The intersection of {x} and S is not the empty set. Let A be the set of all poemes. Let B be the set {0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10}. Let MyVote be a function from A to B. ("Found Poem: Math 101", 0) is an element of MyVote.
regarding some deleted poem...	29-Sep-02/3:38 AM
A moving piece. But I do think you should change the word 'menstruating'. It's a dirty word. Especially when uttered by a woman. It is not proper for Woman to remind us all of her revolting cycle of sin. Menstruation is quiet time. A time for shame. Not callous outspokenness.
regarding some deleted poem...	30-Sep-02/2:43 AM
Cack. Not a Haiku. But don't bother trying to make it into a Haiku. It will still be cack. Probably even cacker. Unless you just scrap this and start again. Great poeme! P.S I think you mean 'morn' not 'mourn'
regarding some deleted poem...	7-Oct-02/6:52 PM
You're a dick.
Re: Tree by jauser	7-Oct-02/6:56 PM
Beautiful! A triumph of pure, beautiful meaning over the contraints of quality!! 10!!!!1
Re: The Sky by jauser	7-Oct-02/6:59 PM
Ace, bum boy!!!!!!!!!!!11111111
Re: Trembling Worry by Ninoy_Instigator	8-Oct-02/10:23 AM
Hi! I'm Katie! I'm not vain or anything, but I do feel it's important to point out that I am blonde every five minutes or so. I am blonde.
Re: Charlottesville by New Life Drug	8-Oct-02/4:12 PM
Forget it Jake, -- It's Charlottesville. Oh... I... *weeps* DAMN THAT COUCH! DAMN IT STRAIGHT TO HELL! 0/10
Re: why i look like a man by rosiebailey	8-Oct-02/5:24 PM
Silly, silly nonsense.
regarding some deleted poem...	10-Oct-02/5:24 AM
Please write more.
regarding some deleted poem...	10-Oct-02/5:27 AM
There once was a lady from Ealing/Who almost et her ceiling./She licked her ceiling/with floppy lips/and said, "Oh no, I've eaten my ceiling." -- Mark Overall, age 10.