| Re: Cant sleep, clown will eat me.(A poem about clowns) by lunar |
2-Feb-03/9:51 PM |
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Forced does sound the fifth line.
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| Re: Cant sleep, clown will eat me.(A poem about clowns) by lunar |
2-Feb-03/9:52 PM |
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And clowns aren't fucking scary. Skellingtons are.
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| Re: Coffle by Wulf |
2-Feb-03/10:03 PM |
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| Re: Cloak Of Love by brokenwing |
2-Feb-03/10:08 PM |
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All your poemes are about love. Why are so many poemes about love? Do people write poemes about their other obsessive-compulsive disorders? No. Well, they should. It would be good.
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2-Feb-03/10:12 PM |
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I concur with poetandknowit, except for the first part.
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| Re: NASA Fireworks by TheDevil |
2-Feb-03/10:15 PM |
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How delightfully topical!!!
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3-Feb-03/12:32 AM |
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I thought it said "ream my cortex". That would have been even better than "fingered my cortex".
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3-Feb-03/6:52 AM |
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| Re: The Grapes of Wrath by ==Doylum |
5-Feb-03/5:48 PM |
When you enter the vineyard of your neighbor you may eat grapes as you please to your satisfaction, but you must not take away any in a container. Deuteronomy 23:24
By the way, this is my 2000th comment guys! Party at my place!!!!1
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| Re: Soldiers by Bobjim |
5-Feb-03/6:19 PM |
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Christ man, are there no officers in this unit? Such a rag-bag army of ruffians can have no effectiveness on the battlefield!
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| Re: throw-away by mindsigns |
6-Feb-03/7:47 AM |
I think it is one of the great tragedies of Western Culture that that we live in such a 'throw-away' society. People will throw anything away these days - a used tissue, some trash, a light bulb, some crutches that have had some jam spilt on them, an unwanted child...
...yes that's right. You heard me. I said "unwanted child". Because in our obsession with materialistic wealth, we've lost sight of what it is that makes us all human. We've forgotten about the TRUE meaning of Christmas. We've started to treat PEOPLE as if they were mere OBJECTS... The "oh I don't want this baby I'll just get an abortion" attitude is so fundamental to our outlook on life that I think it's affecting our ability to operate heavy machinery.
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| regarding some deleted poem... |
7-Feb-03/3:32 PM |
Let me tell you a story, young man. Not long ago I went hunting for Truffles with Dr. Fortesque and Rutherford, my truffle hog. It was a fine day, and we behunted many a truffle. When it was time for Tea, Rutherford and I repaired to the Estate.
I placed the truffles carefully next to the skirting-board, where Rutherford is not allowed to travel. Then, as is my custom, I took a short nap on the sofa-bed in the drawing room. I had a most pleasant dream about leaping down a flight of stairs and turning into a Tarquelian hawk in midair.
But do you know what I found when I awoke? Rutherford had gorged himself on the plump, moist truffles. I immediately summoned Jives, my butler, who asked what the problem was.
"Rutherford has eaten all the fucking truffles!" Jives had a terrified look in his eye.
"Yes, Sir. Shall I remove my breeches?"
"You shall," said I, withdrawing my sturdy birch switch from its sheath that I have had surgically implanted into my innter thigh.
And without another word, I began to beat him about the rear, relentlessly lashing the firm buttocks until they were bleeding. But Jives did not cry out in pain. He merely wept a single tear and said, "I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
What good is saying sorry? thought I. The truffles are eaten.
And this, my lad, is what I wish to impart to you. You may say sorry all you like; you may apologise with bleeding buttocks until your throat is raw, but you will not bring the truffles back. Do you understand? Good. Now put on your night-harness and off to bed with you. Nanny shall read you a story.
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| Re: Raw boy chiva by horus8 |
7-Feb-03/3:36 PM |
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Someone tried to sell me a Big Issue today. I did not purchase it.
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| Re: Raw boy chiva by horus8 |
7-Feb-03/4:37 PM |
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| Re: Raw boy chiva by horus8 |
7-Feb-03/5:43 PM |
Hey guys I just thought of a great joke.
Q: What do you get if you cross the works of Thomas Nagel with the startup DOS batch file?
A: "What is it like to be autoexec.bat?"!!!!!!!11
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| Re: Pain by Teen14 |
7-Feb-03/6:32 PM |
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How interesting. You've really opened my eyes with this poem. You're poetandknowit, aren't you?
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| Re: All Alone Again by Spindle |
7-Feb-03/6:37 PM |
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Oh, you're all alone again. Well pass me the chainsaw, I'm going to cut my heart out because the sorrow is so unbearable.
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| Re: Life's Loves Lost by Jigg |
8-Feb-03/12:14 PM |
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| Re: Magick Fingers of Love by Wulf |
10-Feb-03/3:37 PM |
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After a jolly good read, I initially thought this poeme was about a small bean regarder. Was that the intention? Or is it more to do with the tectonic plates that underpin society, having shifted culturally, socially and politically in the previous few years?
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| regarding some deleted poem... |
10-Feb-03/3:41 PM |
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For Christ's sake, marvelis! Why must you turn everything you touch into some sort of sordid cesspool for the unemployed? Ace poeme by the way! 10/10!
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