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Soldiers

Member since 2002 · Posted 5 Feb 2003 · 6 comments

I like to play with my soldiers I play with them when I'm in bed. I don't like my sergeants or corporals So I play with my privates instead.

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[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 5-Feb-03/6:19 PM Reply

Christ man, are there no officers in this unit? Such a rag-bag army of ruffians can have no effectiveness on the battlefield!

[n/a] Jeremi B. Handrinos 5-Feb-03/9:27 PM Reply

Soldier! you will respect the chain of command, and drop a chit in the chit box, and await your turn.

[9] TanHand 7-Feb-03/1:52 PM Reply

This is quite funny, good work. PS Settle agrees.

[10] Yardbird 8-Feb-03/10:56 AM Reply

Excellent Lad! However, for being involved in carnal shenanigens with ranking officers WITHOUT inviting me, your Unit Commander, I have no choice but to punish you. Get down and give me twenty.....oh, yeah, just like that, baby, oooh.....

[10] Ranger › Yardbird 10-Feb-03/12:39 PM Reply

You don't actually know the person you're talking to there!
Wonderful work, BJ, just wonderful!

[10] 47Ronin 2-Feb-04/7:19 AM Reply

A very good poem reflects the stateof the US Army very well.