on Steve Irwin by Bobjim
4 Feb 2004, 4:48 AM
CROIKEY!!111 -10-
on some deleted poem
4 Feb 2004, 5:00 AM
If you filled an inner tube with pimientos and then jumped on it until it burst, you still wouldn't have even approached the level of absurd catastrophe diffusing from this 'poeme'.
on thinking while sawin' a few logs by Freethinker1602
4 Feb 2004, 5:00 AM
A toiling cack of beauty.
on aggression by ThePariahDog
4 Feb 2004, 5:16 AM
I think 'sadism' would have been a better title.
on bluebells and none by richa
4 Feb 2004, 5:52 AM
wither
v.
1. To dry up or shrivel from or as if from loss of moisture.
2. To lose freshness; droop.
v.
1. To dry up or shrivel from or as if from loss of moisture.
2. To lose freshness; droop.
on some deleted poem
4 Feb 2004, 5:53 AM
A malfunctioning gyroscope of disappointment. -10-
on some deleted poem
4 Feb 2004, 6:11 AM
A ha ha. Look at you, old man. Clawing wildly at the air, wheezing frenziedly, trying to recapture your spent youth. Your skin was sapped of its vital oils an eternity ago, leaving in their place only an unfathomable forest of terrifying whiskers. In light of your recent actions, I fear it has begun to burrow inwards into your shriveled, hollow skull, like some foul, hirsute reverse pimiento.
Yes; your time is near, wizened one. Perhaps you will have the common decency to wither away with a dignity befitting your colossal beard.
Yes; your time is near, wizened one. Perhaps you will have the common decency to wither away with a dignity befitting your colossal beard.
on I wish.......... by little_angel_maria
4 Feb 2004, 6:16 AM
A giant jodhpur of incompetence. -10-
on Random Acts Of Kindness by wilmayne
4 Feb 2004, 6:25 AM
A fleeting gesture of goodwill. -10-
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on some deleted poem
4 Feb 2004, 3:00 PM
Would that your bow'ls were as burdensome as mine -- I'd wager them capable of many a coiled disturbance in the force!
on Soft Speak; Hard Emotion by Blindpoetry
4 Feb 2004, 5:51 PM
Hi Blindpoetry,
This is just a note to say don't listen to -=Dark_Angel=-. He is a fool, and is not to be taken seriously. Think of him as a sort of jester - a nude jester, granted - but a jester all the same. If you remember that simple rule, you will find him to be quite harmless.
If this silly episode can help your poetry in some way, almost certainly via some bizarre, highly tenuous leap of the imagination, then perhaps its lesson comes in the form of a web address:
www.dictionary.com
The next time a jester like -=Dark_Angel=- uses an obscure word like 'jester', or 'obscure', or 'tenuous', you can go there and look it up. There, I've given you three new words to start you off - best of luck, and God speed!
As ever,
-=Dark_Angel=-
P.S Don't worry about Billy Biff-Chin. Plagiarists are always caught by the webmaster within a few days.
This is just a note to say don't listen to -=Dark_Angel=-. He is a fool, and is not to be taken seriously. Think of him as a sort of jester - a nude jester, granted - but a jester all the same. If you remember that simple rule, you will find him to be quite harmless.
If this silly episode can help your poetry in some way, almost certainly via some bizarre, highly tenuous leap of the imagination, then perhaps its lesson comes in the form of a web address:
www.dictionary.com
The next time a jester like -=Dark_Angel=- uses an obscure word like 'jester', or 'obscure', or 'tenuous', you can go there and look it up. There, I've given you three new words to start you off - best of luck, and God speed!
As ever,
-=Dark_Angel=-
P.S Don't worry about Billy Biff-Chin. Plagiarists are always caught by the webmaster within a few days.
on some deleted poem
4 Feb 2004, 6:20 PM
all those lower case letters
and poorly-placed end-of-phrase linebreaks
remind me of nothing so much as
a struggling banjo-player
<chorus>
when i read this poeme
my shorts fill with shame
the vicar's coming round for tea
what am i to do
and poorly-placed end-of-phrase linebreaks
remind me of nothing so much as
a struggling banjo-player
<chorus>
when i read this poeme
my shorts fill with shame
the vicar's coming round for tea
what am i to do
on Necromancers Song (Incubus Guitar & Buddhist Drums) by SupremeDreamer
5 Feb 2004, 8:24 AM
Inconceivably shit.
on To A Streetchild by Sam
5 Feb 2004, 10:20 AM
Sublimely beautiful and evocative. -10-
on A Panglossian Farmer by richa
5 Feb 2004, 12:57 PM
You certainly win the prize for the week's most aribtrary line break. The prize is six of the best followed by a trip to Matron's office.
on La Belle Epoque by andrewjthomas
5 Feb 2004, 1:33 PM
A merciless hunchback of surprise.
on some deleted poem
5 Feb 2004, 3:58 PM
This is the best - ABSOLUTE BEST - exploration of human themes I have ever read. Right from the startling use of 'strife' to rhyme with 'life', not to mention classic lines like 'And you thirst for the taste of free' or 'Somehow, you manage to never wear a frown', I knew I was in for a work of breathtaking genius. But it's your sublime turn of phrase - '...constantly haunt and loom around' is just one example - that ultimately sets you apart from other writers of your generation. You are a giant, and a genius.
I would, however, like to suggest one minor edit, and, having made the necessary preparations, I would urge you to read it back to yourself and bask its terrifying splendour: change the last word to 'bum'
I would, however, like to suggest one minor edit, and, having made the necessary preparations, I would urge you to read it back to yourself and bask its terrifying splendour: change the last word to 'bum'
on some deleted poem
6 Feb 2004, 9:01 AM
YOU BULGING CACK OF IGNORANCE. HOW DARE YOU SMEAR HIS MASTER'S JODHPURS WITH AN ANONYMOUS ZERO? I WILL BE REPORTING THIS TO THE SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR POSTE-HASTE!!!!1 Thanks -10-
on "In the Air" by SmittenKitten
6 Feb 2004, 5:01 PM
Did you get your username from an episode of Ant & Dec's "Wonky Donkey"?