Re: Steve Irwin by Bobjim	4-Feb-04/4:48 AM
CROIKEY!!111 -10-
regarding some deleted poem...	4-Feb-04/5:00 AM
If you filled an inner tube with pimientos and then jumped on it until it burst, you still wouldn't have even approached the level of absurd catastrophe diffusing from this 'poeme'.
Re: thinking while sawin' a few logs by Freethinker1602	4-Feb-04/5:00 AM
A toiling cack of beauty.
Re: aggression by ThePariahDog	4-Feb-04/5:16 AM
I think 'sadism' would have been a better title.
Re: bluebells and none by richa	4-Feb-04/5:52 AM
wither v. 1. To dry up or shrivel from or as if from loss of moisture. 2. To lose freshness; droop.
regarding some deleted poem...	4-Feb-04/5:53 AM
A malfunctioning gyroscope of disappointment. -10-
regarding some deleted poem...	4-Feb-04/6:11 AM
A ha ha. Look at you, old man. Clawing wildly at the air, wheezing frenziedly, trying to recapture your spent youth. Your skin was sapped of its vital oils an eternity ago, leaving in their place only an unfathomable forest of terrifying whiskers. In light of your recent actions, I fear it has begun to burrow inwards into your shriveled, hollow skull, like some foul, hirsute reverse pimiento. Yes; your time is near, wizened one. Perhaps you will have the common decency to wither away with a dignity befitting your colossal beard.
Re: I wish.......... by little_angel_maria	4-Feb-04/6:16 AM
A giant jodhpur of incompetence. -10-
Re: Random Acts Of Kindness by wilmayne	4-Feb-04/6:25 AM
A fleeting gesture of goodwill. -10- -0-
Re: Winter by morffrom	4-Feb-04/2:23 PM
I recommend the following changes: "Winter" -> "Winturd" "tear" -> "smear" Thanks.
regarding some deleted poem...	4-Feb-04/3:00 PM
Would that your bow'ls were as burdensome as mine -- I'd wager them capable of many a coiled disturbance in the force!
Re: Soft Speak; Hard Emotion by Blindpoetry	4-Feb-04/5:51 PM
Hi Blindpoetry, This is just a note to say don't listen to -=Dark_Angel=-. He is a fool, and is not to be taken seriously. Think of him as a sort of jester - a nude jester, granted - but a jester all the same. If you remember that simple rule, you will find him to be quite harmless. If this silly episode can help your poetry in some way, almost certainly via some bizarre, highly tenuous leap of the imagination, then perhaps its lesson comes in the form of a web address: www.dictionary.com The next time a jester like -=Dark_Angel=- uses an obscure word like 'jester', or 'obscure', or 'tenuous', you can go there and look it up. There, I've given you three new words to start you off - best of luck, and God speed! As ever, -=Dark_Angel=- P.S Don't worry about Billy Biff-Chin. Plagiarists are always caught by the webmaster within a few days.
regarding some deleted poem...	4-Feb-04/6:20 PM
all those lower case letters and poorly-placed end-of-phrase linebreaks remind me of nothing so much as a struggling banjo-player <chorus> when i read this poeme my shorts fill with shame the vicar's coming round for tea what am i to do
Re: Necromancers Song (Incubus Guitar & Buddhist Drums) by SupremeDreamer	5-Feb-04/8:24 AM
Inconceivably shit.
Re: To A Streetchild by Sam	5-Feb-04/10:20 AM
Sublimely beautiful and evocative. -10-
Re: A Panglossian Farmer by richa	5-Feb-04/12:57 PM
You certainly win the prize for the week's most aribtrary line break. The prize is six of the best followed by a trip to Matron's office.
Re: La Belle Epoque by andrewjthomas	5-Feb-04/1:33 PM
A merciless hunchback of surprise.
regarding some deleted poem...	5-Feb-04/3:58 PM
This is the best - ABSOLUTE BEST - exploration of human themes I have ever read. Right from the startling use of 'strife' to rhyme with 'life', not to mention classic lines like 'And you thirst for the taste of free' or 'Somehow, you manage to never wear a frown', I knew I was in for a work of breathtaking genius. But it's your sublime turn of phrase - '...constantly haunt and loom around' is just one example - that ultimately sets you apart from other writers of your generation. You are a giant, and a genius. I would, however, like to suggest one minor edit, and, having made the necessary preparations, I would urge you to read it back to yourself and bask its terrifying splendour: change the last word to 'bum'
regarding some deleted poem...	6-Feb-04/9:01 AM
YOU BULGING CACK OF IGNORANCE. HOW DARE YOU SMEAR HIS MASTER'S JODHPURS WITH AN ANONYMOUS ZERO? I WILL BE REPORTING THIS TO THE SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR POSTE-HASTE!!!!1 Thanks -10-
Re: "In the Air" by SmittenKitten	6-Feb-04/5:01 PM
Did you get your username from an episode of Ant & Dec's "Wonky Donkey"?