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20 most recent comments by Venus (101-120)

Re: Bloody cow by ==Doylum 16-Aug-02/10:14 AM
I met her on a monday and my balls turned blue, da do run run run da do run run, saw her on a tuesday fucking someone new, da do run run run da do run run, yeah! My balls turned blue! yeah! She fucked someone new! I chopped her into pieces (cuz I really don't like girls much anyway, they're all so mean - why won't they love me?) ...da do run run run da do run run
regarding some deleted poem... 16-Aug-02/10:37 AM
And thank you for that. Definitely will yank it and revamp.
Re: Hunny by Venus 16-Aug-02/10:59 AM
Thanks, Hunny.
regarding some deleted poem... 16-Aug-02/11:02 AM
And you smell like poopie sometimes
Re: Hunny by Venus 16-Aug-02/11:11 AM
Yes you do. You may bow down to the goddess now, assuming your knees are still functioning.
Re: Thorns by poetandknowit 16-Aug-02/12:10 PM
Was it really supposed to be a secret? The dual identity of Horus8? One only has to check out the MP3 to see that Bachus is an alter ego. You gypsy rogue you!
Re: Hunny by Venus 16-Aug-02/1:11 PM
You truly are a Doylum in every sense of the word.
Re: Hunny by Venus 16-Aug-02/1:57 PM
Thank you, you are beautiful and so are your Cake lyrics. Doylum's favorite band is The Monkees, so what does he know. And this 'piece' is old, I've since wiped my feet, as you suggest.
Re: Hunny by Venus 16-Aug-02/2:19 PM
Doylum, you fecking cunt, don't you know that when Frank Sinatra sings Stormy Weather the flies and the spiders get along together? Hmm? Hmm?
Re: Louder by Venus 16-Aug-02/3:18 PM
Thank you for your mojo
Re: Exquisite Explosion by Venus 16-Aug-02/3:24 PM
A coming thunderstorm will work if you like, but think of it on a more erotic level...
Re: Louder by Venus 16-Aug-02/3:45 PM
P&K, yes it should read 'in' a canoe. Aside from that, what do you think?
Re: Louder by Venus 16-Aug-02/4:02 PM
Just don't tip my canoe.
Re: The Messenger (The Unreplaceable And Greatly Missed Mr. Mercury) by anagram 17-Aug-02/9:49 AM
To P&K, one eventually becomes accustomed to the lack of oxygen up here. You will soon begin operating on a new and exciting level of consciousness. 6/10 for the lovely tribute. mama mia.
Re: The Messenger (The Unreplaceable And Greatly Missed Mr. Mercury) by anagram 17-Aug-02/10:32 AM
P&K, I wouldn't concern myself too much about the poor fella; the occasional basal cell has become a badge of honor for those happy golfer republican types. And I'd ask you to kindly keep my big hills out of this.
Re: tears beyond hope by Mystifying 17-Aug-02/12:31 PM
Just perusing the Worst section for some giggles (thanks WFW & DA), and came across this literary masterpiece. I don't make a habit of commenting on pieces like this one, but I must say that this truly made me weep. 1/10 for the consistent usage of one of my all-time favorite words, 'alls'.
Re: tears beyond hope by Mystifying 17-Aug-02/1:07 PM
i all sew sport publik edekashun, butt alls she need is luv! I'm really just mystified that mystifying is spelled correctly. It's a mystery, a riddle, wrapped in an enigma. I think 'tears beyond hope' deserves a 'poetry beyond hope' award. Oh, this is getting ugly, I must quickly drain a beer now.
Re: Thornapple the Babyfat by <{Baba^Yaga}> 18-Aug-02/10:32 AM
8/10 I'd like to hear it with the music.
Re: Arachnid by quantumenterprises 18-Aug-02/11:45 AM
Snappy rhythm and jolly good fun + I love spiders too. 9/10
Re: Pi'd Piper by [mojo] 18-Aug-02/4:51 PM
I must admit his tune has charmed me more times than I can remember. Really excellent. 10/10


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