| Re: Racism 4 by Dovina |
17-Jan-06/2:54 PM |
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| Re: The Frey by Southern_Bell |
19-Jan-06/8:11 AM |
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Frey is a disgraced memoirist. You mean fray.
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| Re: Racism 4 by Dovina |
19-Jan-06/2:12 PM |
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For bad grammar and generally taking silly things for granted - 5, sadly.
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| Re: The Deep End by drnick |
19-Jan-06/2:15 PM |
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It's generally not a good idea to give your poem the same name as a movie, good or bad, similar or not. Also, loose should be lose.
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| Re: Pain, I Curse Thee by woodstock20000 |
19-Jan-06/2:15 PM |
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I just saw Pain and, man, he's shaking in his boots.
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19-Jan-06/2:17 PM |
"Sex and the city is this feminism?"
A TV show can't be feminism. Even liking or disliking it can't be feminism.
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| Re: Is Dying Ugly? by D. $ Fontera |
19-Jan-06/2:19 PM |
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If you're drunk and horny, dying looks alright, I guess.
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| Re: Spinning, reeling by ecargo |
19-Jan-06/2:21 PM |
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The people who needed to know this already think you're nuts, on account of your hair and hanging around all day on a pastel-blue poetry site.
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| Re: Spinning, reeling by ecargo |
19-Jan-06/2:22 PM |
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The people who care don't need more convincing.
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| Re: Three Skinheads by Caducus |
19-Jan-06/2:24 PM |
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If I were, say, High Emperor of Poetry, I'd make a law forbidding the use of 'as' for linking clauses.
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| Re: Heirophant by cyan9 |
19-Jan-06/2:24 PM |
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Femininity. Three 'i's. Otherwise, not bad.
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| Re: What is it about brothers? by Tara57 |
19-Jan-06/2:26 PM |
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After my little sister attempted suicide, a counselor told her it was all my brothers' and my fault. Now she lives with my mom and collects Middle America postcards with nothing written on them. I can't tell her anything, so I just send postcards.
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| Re: Beard my Homemade Negro Jesus (Improved! With AIDS!) by Everyone |
19-Jan-06/7:57 PM |
I bearded that Christ with a wipe
Of the HIV-positive type,
But the wipe, it made raids
On his bum (being AIDS
With a passion for Negro-Christ pipe.)
So I bearded him once with a nappy
To cover his breasts (they were flappy.)
At least he looked cleaner,
But as for demeanor
We still couldn't tell if he was happy.
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| Re: Beard my Homemade Negro Jesus (Improved! With AIDS!) by Everyone |
19-Jan-06/11:47 PM |
So I bearded Black Jesus with spasm-
-like ways of saying Yassuh and Yas'm.
Though you might think it cruel,
Why, I'll tell you, though, you'll
Hardly know, my good man, that he has 'em!
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| Re: Beard my Homemade Negro Jesus (Improved! With AIDS!) by Everyone |
20-Jan-06/10:14 AM |
Just in time for Awards Season, it's
=====THE BEARDY AWARDS!!!!!1!!1?=====
Let's have a look at our contestants, shall we?
CATEGORY #1 - BEST BEARD MATERIAL
a) AIDS, zodiac
b) Zodiac's ginger chest boobs, Fraser Allonby, Q.C.
c) Meat, biteme
d) Cricket, Stephen Robbins
CATEGORY #2 - MOST AUTHENTIC NEGRO REACTION
a) "I los da die", Stephen or Fraser, I can't remember who
b) AIDS, zodiac
c) Not thinking it was funny, -=Dark_Angel=-,P.I.
d) Escape, Stephen Robbins
e) Lynching, AlChemy
CATEGORY #3 - MOST AUTHENTIC CHRIST REACTION
a) Turning white, zodiac
b) Smelling like a rich migrant Jew, edpeterson
c) AIDS, (tied) zodiac and biteme
d) Not thinking it was funny, -=Dark_Angel=-,P.I.
CATEGORY #4 - MOST TASTELESS OVERALL
a) "A money shot", -=Dark_Angel=-,P.I.
b) "Rope", AlChemy
c) "Paper", zodiac
d) "A virus", zodiac
CATEGORY #5 - BEST RHYME
a) Martyr/tartar, biteme
b) Virus/admirers/prioress, zodiac
c) Beard 'im/sheared 'im/weird quim, -=Dark_Angel=-,P.I.
d) Monopoly/unstoppably/Thermopalye, Stephen Robbins
CATEGORY #6 - BEST USE OF UNCONVENTIONAL RHYTHM IN A LIMERICK
a) "Monopoly", Stephen Robbins
b) "Crepe", Stephen Robbins
c) "Milk", Stephen Robbins
d) "A brogue", Stephen Robbins
CATEGORY #7 - BEST ENJAMBMENT IN A LIMERICK
a) "money / shot", -=Dark_Angel=-,P.I.
b) "material that's / ne'er been used", Fraser or Stephen
c) "a few / gems", edpeterson
d) "virus / known as AIDS", zodiac
Cast your votes! All tonight's winners' fathers will receive an authentic CHRIST BEARD* exactly one year before their own births! Yay!
(*=Beard material to be determined)
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| Re: A moment, homeward by ecargo |
23-Jan-06/5:54 PM |
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| Re: a week off by hendrimike |
23-Jan-06/5:55 PM |
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Don't double space. We're not that kind of grading.
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| Re: All I Want by AngelicVampiress |
23-Jan-06/5:56 PM |
Help for life: Go out some, get a bagel, talk to strangers.
Help for poetry: Read a lot. It's not like this.
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| Re: Untitled by frahj |
23-Jan-06/5:57 PM |
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Don't you have one of those guys in there with the towel and monkey-suit? No? What kind of opulence is that?
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| Re: On Golden Bond by jmalone |
23-Jan-06/5:59 PM |
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I think you're confused. Bond wasn't golden, only his gun.
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