Re: a comment on THE BEST POEM EVER!!!!!! by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?	14-Sep-03/3:07 AM
I write poetry from my heart, not a dictionary.
Re: a comment on If I Wrote The Perfect Poem by toward	12-Sep-03/6:32 PM
That doesn't mean anything at all.
Re: a comment on THE BEST POEM EVER!!!!!! by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?	12-Sep-03/6:26 PM
You certainly did.
Re: a comment on THE BEST POEM EVER!!!!!! by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?	12-Sep-03/6:16 PM
Infinity.
Re: a comment on THE BEST POEM EVER!!!!!! by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?	12-Sep-03/6:08 PM
Thank you. I in turn present you with a score of 0.125 - fairly respectable. +0.2 typo critisising penalty. I did know how to spell assumption, honest.
Re: a comment on If I Wrote The Perfect Poem by toward	12-Sep-03/5:52 PM
(See "THE BEST POEM EVER!!!!!!!")
Re: If I Wrote The Perfect Poem by toward	12-Sep-03/5:30 PM
I have already written the perfect poem. Maybe you might be able to write the second best poem or something.
Re: a comment on Lets Do Lunch (At Ground Zero) by scitz	12-Sep-03/9:59 AM
Do you only feel like that at 365.24 day intervals?
Re: A Fistful of Haiku at School by HaikuMofo	12-Sep-03/9:54 AM
My favorite is the third from the bottom.
Re: I am an genius, and you're a stupid turd by Shardik	12-Sep-03/9:51 AM
What a scathing satire.
Re: a comment on In Memory of Princess Diana by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?	12-Sep-03/9:49 AM
You have made three glaring errors: a)The boy in the poem is merely fictional, and therefore incapable of acquiring knowledge or skills. b)You have confused the expression "To stand on ones's face" with the action of actually physically standing on one's face. c)I never claimed to write poetry for a living (though I of course could do if I so chose). You can't just make a word into an insult by putting it in inverted commas.
Re: Junky Dreaming by J.B. Manning	11-Sep-03/3:23 PM
Gritty.
Re: a comment on Lets Do Lunch (At Ground Zero) by scitz	11-Sep-03/3:19 PM
Just one day at a time.
Re: Lifestyles of the ripe and glamourless by horus8	11-Sep-03/3:15 PM
But being materialistic is great.
Re: Style by Nicholas Jones	11-Sep-03/9:55 AM
This is actually surprisingly good for a poem not written by me. The last verse gets a bit poncey, but the last line makes up for it.
Re: Lets Do Lunch (At Ground Zero) by scitz	11-Sep-03/9:48 AM
Wow! I'd never have guessed that someone was going to write a poem about 11th september today! That was completely unforseeable! Your unpredictability is to be truly praised! Who'd have thought that a poem about the desruction of the world trade centre would be posted on the exact aniversery of its occurrence? An amazing but original coincidence!
Re: a comment on Ode to My Crack by J.B. Manning	10-Sep-03/4:51 PM
My own buttocks are perfectly fine where they are, thankyou.
Re: a comment on On getting back by horus8	10-Sep-03/2:26 PM
That's my real name as it appears on my birth certificate, I'll have you know.
Re: Ode to My Crack by J.B. Manning	10-Sep-03/2:23 PM
Maybe you should have your buttocks amputated.
Re: a comment on A Lovely Surprise by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?	9-Sep-03/3:41 PM
I must confess Sir, I do not even know what a sonnet is!!!