regarding some deleted poem...	7-Sep-03/4:22 AM
I particularly liked the "of" in the second line.
Re: Babelfish Poetry (III): Segen (Deutsch) by Geschäftsreise	7-Sep-03/2:08 PM
Deine muttie hat eine saftsack.
Re: My Id and I by William Delacroix	7-Sep-03/2:15 PM
Sex is naughty. Do not mention it again.
Re: :) by Moniquesuvee	7-Sep-03/2:29 PM
How dare you soil my name with this filth!
regarding some deleted poem...	7-Sep-03/2:47 PM
Is this a real poem?
Re: (Untitled) by LuckyJoe	7-Sep-03/2:58 PM
Congratulations! It's not often one encounters such a generous expendature of voracity in poetry nowadays. The introspective rythm is simply sublime. Keep up the good work!!!
regarding some deleted poem...	7-Sep-03/3:03 PM
This poem is good. Very good. However, it may be more enjoyable if it were written on a lady's boobies.
regarding some deleted poem...	8-Sep-03/5:34 AM
Well, that's me converted.
Re: The empty room by INTRANSIT	8-Sep-03/6:35 AM
Jesus is omniscient, and therefore would have to know the answer to the question "Jesus? what is wrong?". The logical inconsistency makes it hard to believe this is actually Jesus. Is it supposed to be a Jesus impersonator or imposter of some sort?
regarding some deleted poem...	8-Sep-03/6:44 AM
What if Jesus was looking on this website and found out you'd said "bullshit". You'd be sent to hell for sure.
Re: (untitled) by http://bandgeek	8-Sep-03/7:16 AM
Splendid.
regarding some deleted poem...	8-Sep-03/2:45 PM
Here is a passage from the bible which has really spoken to me. It is Genesis chapter 9, verses 20 to 29. 20.And Noah began to be an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard: 21.And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent. 22.And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without. 23.And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness. 24.And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him. 25.And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren. 26.And he said, Blessed be the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant. 27.God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant. 28.And Noah lived after the flood three hundred and fifty years. 29.And all the days of Noah were nine hundred and fifty years: and he died.
Re: Help The Aged by Mr Pig	8-Sep-03/2:54 PM
I, my secret identity being Methusela, am 969 years old, and as such I enjoyed this poem greatly. I give you 10 for "he loads his fork gingerly" alone.
Re: Something Lost, Something Gained by Irischer Junge	8-Sep-03/3:04 PM
entirely unremarkable.
regarding some deleted poem...	8-Sep-03/3:07 PM
This poem is indescribably awful. Congratualtions. -10-
Re: I Usually Wear Pants by razorgrin	9-Sep-03/3:06 PM
I take it by "pants" you mean trousers? Are you not acquainted with proper English? Nonetheless, a most arousing haiku.
Re: F.R.O.G. by Garrett S Sexton	9-Sep-03/3:20 PM
Why is this site infested with so many religeous zealots? If anyone here is thinking of becoming a religeous zealot, please take this advice: read the Bible. Not just selected passages, the whole thing. Honestly, it's completely fucked up. See the verses I posted on "Jesus Speaks to Poemrankers" by Joe-Joe. I can't even give this poem the dignity of a zero. -1-
Re: sick love by Nirvana13666	9-Sep-03/3:31 PM
I was hoping this poem was going to be about intimacy involving regurgitation. I was sadly disapointed. I pox be on you!
Re: On getting back by horus8	9-Sep-03/3:34 PM
I think you may have neglected to arrange all of your lines into the corrcet order. Be more careful next time.
regarding some deleted poem...	9-Sep-03/3:43 PM
I like expressing my emotions too. What a coincidence!!! Some examples of this may be found in my most recent masterpieces, "Vest" and "Have you seen my spectacles?"