regarding some deleted poem...	22-Nov-03/10:10 PM
Interesting form.. quite like it really. Blessed with 9.
Re: How to audition for a cereal ad by horus8	24-Nov-03/5:29 PM
Oi.. this is now my favorite haiku- next to the stoner series.
Re: Poets who are virgins? listen to Mr. Haiku. by Don-Quixote	28-Nov-03/12:48 AM
Hrmm.. well, I will have to restrain myself from tweaking it another 300 times. Mr. Haiku doesn't allow much room for blabbering- but he did allow two extra haiku's this time, since we are dealing with virgins... and they do need to get laid. Oh, and this is dedicated to McFan.
regarding some deleted poem...	28-Nov-03/12:55 AM
Well- its a good description of your average joe. Liked it alot, and if im not mistaken? A concrete in disguise? atleast to me anyway. Blessed with nine.
regarding some deleted poem...	7-Jan-04/8:23 AM
Yup, I hear the wheenie roasts in the fire pit kick ass, and that they got rock'n'roll playin 24/7. Also heard the devils supposed to be this dominatrix type lady dressed to kill in red. I always wondered.. if your a masochist who enjoys pain, are you sent to heaven if you haven't been a good boy? Because really now, I thinks theres a loophole in all this with placement exceptions.. maybe we should tell the pope? Blessed with 8.
regarding some deleted poem...	7-Jan-04/9:44 AM
What bugs me is the use of past tense.. specifically "If words were not needed to be kindled," It just reads wierd, and is slightly confusing.. or that could just be me. Other than that? Blessed with eight.
Re: The Prophetical Eye of Dreams by Don-Quixote	15-Feb-04/4:40 PM
This is some quick scrawl that I wrote.. so no, it isn't something I put much effort into-- but I thought it might amuse or interest some.
regarding some deleted poem...	13-Mar-04/6:09 PM
well.. that seemed easy enough. lol.
Re: My Boyfriend's Afro Pick by horus8	13-Mar-04/6:18 PM
Atleast your room-mates don't actively rap.. and then turn around to claim "poetry must rhyme" when peaking over you shoulder as you write.. I think I had that stupid arguement with them ten times twenty and back again? But when I stole some of their crappy bland & unoriginal lyrics and made a rhymin parody? Them parrots haven't chirped since. Blessed with ten.
Re: Distance by wilco	8-Jul-04/9:12 AM
And wilco, you've succumbed to cliche. Is this the normal generic prescription for the average joe or what man? BOO! Rude and happily profane, Your ranker jester.
Re: There's Always Sunday by Shardik	11-Jul-04/12:29 AM
Fucking beautiful. It's on my favorites. It haunts me. It kills me. fucker.
Re: The Comedy of Mighty Rockmage: Combatting Old Age. by Don-Quixote	4-Jun-05/10:03 AM
Now please bless this Gauntlet with a kiss, Rockmage? Mayhaps thou knowest custom only in ranker tongue? Lemme translate then, ole chap... Stamp this graffito with a zero, you old fart, and alas I shall receive the prize which is rightfully mine. Hurry along now, I wish not to rouse thy bowels too slowly!
Re: Vote Goats by ALChemy	4-Jun-05/10:08 AM
Dood, you suck. And you got no smashin style! This, all in all, is but a high pitched whine! Atleast humor the rankerfolk. Zeros, tens, these trophies and scars have long since become trivial... I place no mark sir. But my mind has been spoken, and that should more than suffice for now.
regarding some deleted poem...	4-Jun-05/10:16 AM
Heather... you know, usually when using english in a formal fashion of whatever sort, a point must be made, and a reasonable amount of comprehensible babble howled. Or like, you know.. something close to that. This is like watching a three year old imitating the brushstrokes of Michelangelo. It's funny, but the infant hasn't fooled anybody but himself.
Re: Writing dessert by INTRANSIT	4-Jun-05/10:24 AM
I prefer something which, after devoured, unveils milky white bones. But hey man, I too have had the munchies and a fridge that had oreos and muffins in it, but not a damned speck of milk. My mark then is thus: Seven, the number of stairs that lead to heaven. >EG<
regarding some deleted poem...	4-Jun-05/10:31 AM
You know, I too did that funny copyright crap at the bottom... and funnily enough a gnome tapped 'pon my dome and pointed at the bottom of the webpage, which stated thusly: PoemRanker Copyright © 2001 - 2005 - kaolin fire - All Rights Reserved All poems Copyright © their respective authors An internet tradition since June 9, 2001 So, my lil girly, all the fancy intellectual proprietary shit is all too redundant and only adds to my gangrene eyesore.
Re: Adibe's Song (third-time's-the-charm revision, less Spanish) by zodiac	4-Jun-05/10:50 AM
Well, alas its granny revealing the secret that todays rebels become tomorrows tyrants. And I can say little else but a meager "well done." I'll add some garnish though, have a ten.
Re: Applicative-Order Fixed-Point Operator by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	4-Jun-05/11:02 AM
I'll be ludicrous and say only this: Fuck Fortran. And fuck you for reminding me that I suck in any mathematical area which peaks above the Introduction in my old 'n rotted Algebra One textbook.] And that shall be all, till we meet again, my pretty embrowned birdie.
Re: Soldier by kev_wannabe	4-Jun-05/11:46 AM
Maybe you should submit this to congress so Bush'll give you an oil dipped bag of dates as a token of his appreciation. Quaint. You probably have a yellow ribbon on your S.U.V. that says "I Support Our Troops." Bravo. Now run along Billy.
regarding some deleted poem...	4-Jun-05/12:24 PM
Now, I like this. That said, there's two things that bug the shit out of me in this lil story: This sounds more like a mushroom or acid trip, and not anything close to Ecstasy, O.K.A, MDMA.. then again, it's possible you got a pill filled with PCP instead of the hug drug.. damn them chemists and their reckless use of cutting agents and fake substitutions. Thats one. Two happens to be this tid bit: "startingly starting" It's like handing me fake meth and a cracked oilbase pipe. Drives me fucking crazy. Now go fondle some rave chick, and woo her with this shiny ten. Don't forget your freakin glo-stik.