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20 most recent comments by Nicholas Jones (201-220) and replies

Re: Cantos part mmx (The Mud Poem) by bondjedi 7-Nov-02/4:52 AM
Ezra would have been proud. The dirty fascist.
Re: Ulrika-ka-ka (In Utero, track 4) by Tascobar 7-Nov-02/4:44 AM
Nice. But I don't get the Nirvana reference.
Re: Fit for a King by dougsoderstrom 7-Nov-02/4:37 AM
There once was a strange man called George
Who from nowhere could fashion a war
He won notoriety
And caused much hilarity
His words he was forced to disgorge.


Re: Some Things by Christof 7-Nov-02/4:21 AM
I'm sat in a library now. Books are very sensual things. Things are not as they appear to be.
I particularly like the contrast between the wholesomeness of bridge and baking and the wickedness of Ms Nin.
Re: George Bush, Jesus Christ, and the good ole US of A! by dougsoderstrom 6-Nov-02/7:23 AM
There was a strange man named George Bush
Who seemed in some sort of a rush:
For he won an election
When he should have been sectioned
That crazy young man named George Bush!
Re: a comment on The Funnyman by Christof 6-Nov-02/7:14 AM
Bernard Manning's is a fat racist tosser. Frank Skinner's just a tosser, although I did like his 'Why the wide face?' comment to Sophie Ellis-Bextor.
Re: The Funnyman by Christof 6-Nov-02/7:13 AM
A venture into the sad underbelly indigenous British music hall tradition. Pathos out of comedy - a classic paradox. Very nice.
Re: everyone sucks. by kliq 6-Nov-02/7:08 AM
I don't think the labour party want you to be whore. Mr. Blair is too nice a man for that. I think there's some middle ground between the housewife and the prostitute.
Re: a comment on Elegy for Lonnie Donegan by Nicholas Jones 6-Nov-02/6:40 AM
I'll glad you recognise Mr. Donegan's genius. I phoned my dad on Monday, and he'd been listening to all the old records in memory of the great man. I've never been to it, but I'm sure the Rock Island Line is a mighty fine road.
Re: George Bush, Jesus Christ, and the good ole US of A! by dougsoderstrom 6-Nov-02/1:37 AM
Just for you, here's my very bad Bush limerick:

There was a young man named George Bush
Who had no brains but a headful of mush
He wanted a war
No-one knew quite what for
To avenge an old man named George Bush?
Re: a comment on Elegy for Lonnie Donegan by Nicholas Jones 6-Nov-02/1:19 AM
Why can't we all just love each other?
Re: Ten solid facts about -=Dark Angel=-, by his biggest palm frond, me. by horus8 5-Nov-02/6:47 AM
Sorry, I got bored during point one. Do you ever worry that you're a deeping boring person?
Re: Clerihews (here you go, Nicholas Jones!) by Yardbird 5-Nov-02/6:15 AM
Fantastic! I knew somebody out there would answer my plea. I also like the innuendo in the third one!
Re: Suburban Horror by phbiscuit 4-Nov-02/3:15 AM
Suburbia is a good subject for poetry. Thank god I have left it to live in the big city of Swansea.
Re: Alien by Mutant_X 3-Nov-02/4:34 AM
Read 'A Martian Sends a Postcard Home' by Craig Raine. He did it better. And first.
Re: Three pointed star by INTRANSIT 3-Nov-02/4:27 AM
I don't quite get this. Could you afford us an explanation? I like it verbally, but don't know what it's about.
Re: a comment on St. Andrews University Marxist Society by Nicholas Jones 3-Nov-02/4:19 AM
The point is the revolutionaries do suck, they only pretend to be revolutionary.
Re: a comment on St. Andrews University Marxist Society by Nicholas Jones 3-Nov-02/4:19 AM
SI've never been in a Starbucks, which I think is some kind of achievement. I've been into Costa and asked for a cup of tea, which provoked a look of mild astonishment. Anyway, socialists don't drink coffee, they're like Tony Benn who has a cup of tea on the hour every hour. Maybe I will write about pubs which I have known. Best pub in England, by the way, is The Windmill in Whiteley Green in Cheshire. But don't all flock there and ruin the ambience.
Re: a comment on St. Andrews University Marxist Society by Nicholas Jones 1-Nov-02/2:39 AM
I am glad you recognise the wryness. Incidentally, pretty much all of this is true - I actually did meet somehow who was the only member of the communist party in Shetland. Everyone in the Marxist Group thought I was right wing because I was in the Labour Party, while people in the Labour Club thought I was a dangerous lefty because I sometimes went to the Marxist thing.
Re: untitled by skinda 1-Nov-02/1:54 AM
Actually, I think 'Don't make me angry / I'll only get mad' is the best part of this poem. Cut away the rest and leave those two lines.


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