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Free verse № 24068

Fit for a King

by dougsoderstrom

Member since 2002 · Posted 6 Nov 2002 · 6 comments

Last night they elected King George to his throne, Without realizing that he was his father's own clone, He said, "First I will attack Iraq, Then I'll bomb the Hell out of them around the clock, Finally, I will kill Saddam and feed him to Sharon."

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[0] Tintagiles 6-Nov-02/11:59 AM Reply
This is tripe. Tripe tripe tripe. Somebody should feed you to Sharon.
[n/a] poetandknowit 6-Nov-02/12:04 PM Reply
The GOP rules, Doug!! Conform or die. Finally, we are going to take over Canada, except for Alberta, they jumped ship ages ago. Did you hear that Limondae, Razorgrin, Tint? I am giving you full warning because I care for your safety. We are lining tanks up as we speak, the predators are searching for targets we haven't already taken over with NAFTA. Baby Bush is having the name god changed to George in the bible. All new texts are due at the end of the month. But, first it is onwards to Canada. Doug, I think it time you come over to the right and see the error of your ways.
[0] Tintagiles › poetandknowit 6-Nov-02/12:07 PM Reply
OH woe! Woe woe woe! Why did Trudeau have to leave us so soon? How we could have used him now to say 'Fuddle-duddle' to you all!
[n/a] Bachus 6-Nov-02/12:24 PM Reply
what? you're not down with your young christian republicans now? what happened? voting is useless..so sayeth the borg.
[10] Nicholas Jones 7-Nov-02/4:37 AM Reply
There once was a strange man called George
Who from nowhere could fashion a war
He won notoriety
And caused much hilarity
His words he was forced to disgorge.


[n/a] thepinkbunnyofdoom 26-May-03/9:45 PM Reply
Left Wing all the way, even if I some what agree with what you have to say, more opinion that poem. Try maybe you should try ryhming.