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Re: i will not come to bangladesh by lost in america 26-Mar-03/8:30 AM
but will you come to connecticut?
Re: a comment on Oxywarmonger by poetandknowit 24-Mar-03/10:43 AM
cad,

you really shouldn't let him get to you. he's just jealous because i'm coming to london to have tea with you and he can't go.

besides, he may be arrogant, but he does make me swoon. (i think that settle would say it's because i have no imagination.) and i've never before been compared to an enormous dick...

Re: a comment on Oxywarmonger by poetandknowit 24-Mar-03/10:39 AM
it was yoshimi who beat them and the pirates took credit. wayne told me so as he was licking my open wounds. make that 'gash'.
Re: a comment on Oxywarmonger by poetandknowit 24-Mar-03/10:36 AM
shit. i knew it was something like that. now, if only i hadn't cut off my hands (at openwounds' suggestion last night...)

dammit!!! i am always a day late and an idea short. i need a man like you so bad i can taste it. come on down to xconnecticut so i can snap you in half.
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Re: a comment on Oxywarmonger by poetandknowit 23-Mar-03/10:16 PM
p&k's not a girl--he just looks like one!@
Re: a comment on Shut Up by openwounds 23-Mar-03/9:41 PM
okay, i cede you that. but i don't understand your point here. and the apparent carelessness with which you have structured the verbage. i agree with p&k--this started of screaming with potential, but ended: definitely a rough draft.
Re: a comment on Shut Up by openwounds 23-Mar-03/9:26 PM
NEWSFLASH: this is not weird or ".. daring".
Re: a comment on Oxywarmonger by poetandknowit 23-Mar-03/9:00 PM
hahaha! blondie!!!

(okay, well maybe if you used the batsignal, or called me on the batphone, but then you would have to let me in through the mansion, and i would have to slide down the pole!!!! and alfred would have to bring us scotch, neat, in oversized snifters!!! maybe, just maybe then i would. maybe i'd even wear my catwoman suit. rarrrr!) oh, but then i couldn't be 'pants-down' now could i????
Re: a comment on Easy Way Out by Blindproject217 23-Mar-03/8:51 PM
duh! it's about an born-again obese agora/lineophobic pig!
Re: Oxywarmonger by poetandknowit 23-Mar-03/8:25 PM
you forgot the H2O purification tanks!!! damn it! why would anyone hole up with you?!!!

you're an athlete, not a survivor!
Re: As I went riding with Jeeves by bondjedi 23-Mar-03/8:23 PM
you know exactly what they mean!!!!
Re: Life by Luv2write 23-Mar-03/8:21 PM
see other comment. unless you're 12. then go see a guidance counsellor.
Re: Leave by Luv2write 23-Mar-03/8:21 PM
luv2write, please check out codependents anonymous. 12 steps never worked for me, but, what the hell, most people seem to get off on being addicted to something. and 'those rooms' are full of people who will listen with open ears as you spilll this sort of thing. honestly, where is your sense of self? do you really think like this?

oh, wait, i get it, it's a satire, and you're making fun of 12 steppers!!! in that case, schwing!!!!
Re: a comment on Gods Gift of Love by mckenzie 23-Mar-03/8:09 PM
1. i have never been kind to -=Dark_Angel=-
2. i have never been kind to you
3. therefore, you are equals on the ranker
4. you stated,"P.S. If I was in checkmate in a game of words I'd have to admit defeat or a third party would have to decare me defeated. Seeing as that hasn't happened(cause much as it may be hard for you to belive) I haven't been defeated."
5. i am not -=Dark_Angel=-; i haven't the genitalia for it, nor the propensity for bums he has.
6. i am not you
7. therefore, i am a third party, and by your own admission in #4, above, that makes you defeated if i declare it.

8. suck it!!!!!!

9. hahahahahaha!!!!!!!

10. no, wait: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!111
Re: Fleeting Fantasy by Sawa 23-Mar-03/8:03 PM
well, what a nice little can of worms you have here.
it's bitter withour being brutal; it uses a cliche here and there, but upends them.

but, somehow, i wanted you to act. you're still a victim, in this piece. stab, or walk, or something!

returning is no panacea: the poem, it dies.
Re: a comment on Shut Up by openwounds 23-Mar-03/5:31 PM
ouch. you're not a nice person. i don't like you. any morte.
Re: Shut Up by openwounds 23-Mar-03/5:22 PM
fingers are next, right? so no more typing in of poems???
Re: Controlling Desire by maffy 23-Mar-03/4:53 PM
so, you're in love with a necrophiliac medical examiner???? ew.!!!!
Re: a comment on Gods Gift of Love by mckenzie 23-Mar-03/4:15 PM
as an impartial 3rd party, i declare you are defeated.
pack your things and go; you may show yourself out.

p.s.--don't forget the bulbous root vegetables you soiled along the way!!!!
Re: Eternal Waiting by darkhelmet10 23-Mar-03/4:10 PM
you could put on more eyeliner.

and add a few more piercings.


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