Re: Impervious by heart	23-Apr-04/4:52 AM
This poem, as a familiar pair of pants on a Sunday, is caked in shite.
Re: a comment on Blinking by zodiac	23-Apr-04/4:46 AM
Was that before or after he pryed off the door to the tuck shop and stole £50 worth of confectionary? Incidentally my ridiculous grammer is a result of having attened aforementioned school which hithertofore has not benn named. And yes he is still a bin man.
Re: a comment on Blinking by zodiac	23-Apr-04/4:04 AM
I never pull mine out not even when I need to piss.
Re: a comment on Blinking by zodiac	23-Apr-04/3:53 AM
How curious that you should feel that way. It reminds me of a boy called Leon Shaw with whom I attended school with. He made a habit of taking off his trousers during music instruction and then putting them back on inside out. He used to do this as many times as possible within the hour of recorder tutition and was never once caught. That led him to more extravagant gestures to try and impress the rest of class. Upon one occasion he pretended to have cramp and stood up quickly with his cock hanging out jumping around and uttering "ouch, I have cramp." The teacher who was a firmly repressed gay went a fine shade of puce and pretended not to notice Shaw's prodigous member slapping against his stomach. That teacher is no longer a member of the teaching staff at my former school. Leon has gone on to be a fine ambassador for the school and when not choking down another "bucket" is to be seen behind a bin lorry in the streets of Coalville. a town named after a large slag heap.
Re: a comment on questions by ggawrysi	21-Apr-04/7:03 AM
"If your voice was an Israeli bomb defuser, you would be going home in a sponge."
Re: a comment on questions by ggawrysi	21-Apr-04/6:47 AM
Suggestions for Simon Cowell: "If you were a tard you would be a fucktard" "If only you could sing as well as I disguise my back fat" "You sing like a spaz in a bath"
Re: a comment on questions by ggawrysi	21-Apr-04/6:34 AM
I have just had to adjust my back fat encompassing suit trousers to stop my sides from splitting and an unfortunate, awkward to explain away, ejaculation of fatted back hitting my secretary across her face.
Re: a comment on questions by ggawrysi	21-Apr-04/6:07 AM
Simon Cowell is also ace, double-ace. He has an extremely low gusset built into his trousers to enable him to efficiently manage his back fat by having his trousers around his nipples. This precludes an unsightly bugle just above his trousers on both his hips. If Violetsuede were have a special pair of these "back fat alloacting" trousers she would be the first American to make me laugh.
Re: a comment on questions by ggawrysi	21-Apr-04/5:57 AM
.....You're a turd.
Re: a comment on questions by ggawrysi	21-Apr-04/5:11 AM
Your assertion that anything could be "an endless disaster on the scale of receiving fellatio from violetsuede in a brightly-lit lockerroom full of geriatrics" is the the full of dunce raving of a dicksplat. I do not believe that fellatio from aforementioned fat mess would be endless, indeed, I believe I may arrive a little too soon if her corpulent lips were to be enwrapped around my bulbous purple end. The presence of geriatrics may, moreover, further hasten the pace of my arrival to the point where I actually arrive before I have started.
Re: Ravings of a dreamer by SupremeDreamer	21-Apr-04/3:38 AM
And just when you think a cock couldn't get any bigger along comes someone with a Swedish vacum pump.
Re: a comment on questions by ggawrysi	21-Apr-04/3:32 AM
Ricky Gervais is an uncouth, common yob. We English have a stricter discriminatory process over what makes a good television programme. Americans encourage everybody to make a success of themselves - this is dangerous and has led to endless disasters, whereby someone who in England would be forced to crouch in their own ordure whilst lacing his Master's boots becomes successful. If an example is needed I give you Richard Simmons : http://www.richardsimmons.com/homepage.asp
Re: Las Gaviotas by Bachus	20-Apr-04/1:31 AM
A satchel of pump.
Re: a comment on The Robin- A Parody by ggawrysi	20-Apr-04/12:48 AM
Sarcasm : A cutting, often ironic remark intended to wound. Ouch! Incidentally, I have read your poem, it stinks of microwaved arse.
Re: a comment on The Robin- A Parody by ggawrysi	19-Apr-04/7:25 AM
A poached poo sandwich.
Re: a comment on The Robin- A Parody by ggawrysi	19-Apr-04/6:58 AM
A groaning granny deflated after one too many guffs.
Re: Death on my arm by INTRANSIT	19-Apr-04/6:49 AM
rubbish.
Re: The Robin- A Parody by ggawrysi	19-Apr-04/6:49 AM
A reflex-action spew into a onlooking strangers mnouth.
Re: 03/30/04 by Lifeboatman	19-Apr-04/6:48 AM
A satchel full of sun dried turds.
Re: Long Journey by libby_28	19-Apr-04/6:47 AM
A truly mindnumbing guff of a car accident.