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20 most recent comments by Jeremi B. Handrinos (481-500) and replies

Re: Johannesburg 2002 by Blue Magpie 15-Feb-03/2:25 PM
for instance; say in the lab one day you created horus8 gave him his own country, programmed the shit out of him as far as programming goes...then equipped him with all kinds of nasty weapons to do nasty things with. (the whole thing in iraq started years ago between the french and the english anyway over oil of course and who should get better deals on it) so don't blame a father son idiot team from texas and the canadians and australians for wanting to get their fix now. after all they are just picking up where the fucking english, french and dutch left off. now would you allow horus8 to keep his country and his weapons regardless of how in the fuck he came to be? What are you stupid? He will bite the hand that feeds him he already has...he will use them. He as already commited genocide against the kurds over a 100 thousand gassed and fryed. what in the fuck are the french going to do about that? nothing, just like everyone else. So, here... go read Frankenstein by shelly one more time then read your poem, and tell me again how much you know. Regardless of who's right or wrong. everyones wrong... Iraq must be revamped, and America will take it, and that's why the french are freaked, bercause then they wont be getting their oil that cheap anymore... Yes america is the beast and in the bible... the beast wins fools. Next is N. Korea and you know what...they know it. In a chess game one doesn't stop mid game and start playing checkers for a break... one finishes the game period, and by the way the war already started months ago. our special forces have been working hard inside the borders of Iraq for almost a year... training the kurds. iraq will be under america's thumb within the next year easilly. i'd wager my left hand, care to bet.
Re: Johannesburg 2002 by Blue Magpie 15-Feb-03/1:46 PM
After reading your work more closely i'm convinced that you know squat, but hey thanks for your opinion. Here's a suggestion. Go breast feed an indigenous tribe of pygmies with ebola then move to another planet, because in the end this poem and your opinion will be the same colored ash as burnt bodies burnt money and a colonizing burnt attitude thatywe could of only learned by asexual aliens that have never hugged a fucking tree or gone for a swim...ever. thanks mom for a matriarchal chromosome i can never shake..fuck off eve, you got alot of balls to have helped forge the situation to now take this stance. REAP IT!
Re: a comment on The shirt I wore to dinner. by Jeremi B. Handrinos 13-Feb-03/6:06 PM
The only thing significant or enlightening about this comment is the time at which it was left.
Re: The Cheetah (dedicated to zzinnia) by Mr Pig 13-Feb-03/9:49 AM
I like the 3,7,6... but we all know that gazelles and cheetah are poor examples to show the extremne contours of evolution mr. pige... perhaps you'd have better luck using penises and volcanoes, or sink holes and vulvas.
Re: a comment on The Kansas City Chiefs suck by Jeremi B. Handrinos 12-Feb-03/7:24 PM
I wouldn't know the difference between football from basketball if you paid me in chirpes. i know that the tall overpaid black ones play basketball. named after throwing a ball into a basket apparently? boring and pathetic really, but that's just my opinion.
Re: Liberal's Lament, 2003 by Frass 9-Feb-03/6:10 PM
Is this a prediction based on your interpretations of world history?
Re: a comment on While flipping over stones by <{Baba^Yaga}> 6-Feb-03/12:37 PM
Yeah i like that... i'll use it thanks.i
Re: throw-away by mindsigns 6-Feb-03/12:34 PM
Did i mention Kip Winger put his hands in my cement? care for a triscuit?
Re: a comment on throw-away by mindsigns 6-Feb-03/12:27 PM
FUCK! you made me spill my enzyme enriched carrot juice upon my dwarfe (gold plated) now i must dismiss him to the grotto of remanufactured hand towels. Sir, i would appreciate it if you would keep your tennise ballse off of my putting green this hour of the day it foils my concentration. 11! (the comment).
Re: a comment on An Ode to the professor, but not Marianne by Jeremi B. Handrinos 6-Feb-03/12:22 PM
Negative, my mother's name is hedwig marianne, and i have a hard on for professors that's all. This has nothing to do with learned men who teach and use this sight. otherwise i would of called the piece 'your mouths swirl clockwise above the equator'.
Re: Soldiers by Bobjim 5-Feb-03/9:27 PM
Soldier! you will respect the chain of command, and drop a chit in the chit box, and await your turn.
Re: Everything Has Changed by Spindle 5-Feb-03/8:18 PM
Chirp du wurp chirpe du wurp wu wurp e chirpe. That was Bach. Sebastian.
Re: a comment on Hermes Trigamestus (was not a monk edit) by Jeremi B. Handrinos 5-Feb-03/12:06 PM
1.) No drinking booze while working, it impairs judgement.
2.) No drugs also for the same reason above, and it's easier for you to be injured, robbed, raped, or murdered.
3.) Never admit to being gay or straight, just smile.
4.)Keep your personal life away from conversation and work.
It pointlessly interferes and is unecessary. the less the better.
5.)Dress and preen to kill, look stunning, healthy and professional.
6.) Set your fees high, never sandbag or lowball. By doing that you ruin the market and current prices, so aim high.
7.) Be careful, and safe. your merchandise is your sexuality and health. do not jeopardize that with stupidity. CONDOMS!, be selective with your clients. use good sober judgement.
8.) While working never go home with a hetero woman, or another hustler, because queens are talkers, and word will get out that you have no standards so your price will drop.
9.)Keep all activity away from your home life and other endevours.
no need to shit where you sleep.
10.) Deny all knowledge of hustler activity with a smile always... and a short innocent laugh with blush.
11.)Create a menu with different prices and routines. be imaginative. People will appreciate you more, and you'll maintain a richer and more genuine clientelle list.
12.)Guilt is your worst enemy. don't take it out on others or yourself. It WILL KILL YOU. therefore vacation alot, and mix up your daily schedule with alot of creative and endorphin releasing
activities.


disclosure: this list is neither fact or fiction, and spreading it around like it's funny will just make you look like a dolt. not me. for more hustler insight...read tennesse williams short "one arm". thank you for your time. good bye sweet moses
Re: a comment on The shirt I wore to dinner. by Jeremi B. Handrinos 5-Feb-03/11:35 AM
The sad thing Mr. La Bog, is that i can always spellcheck and solve my problems in spelling. If i so choose. But there is no 'imagination check' which means you're fucked. Therefore, you are still a d-i-s-a-p-p-o-i-n-m-e-n-t. Even with a gallon of electric eels pourne into an enima i fear could not shock life back into that maggot riddled heap of road kill somewhere in nebraska that you label your imagination. I fear years at the chalkboard have taken their toll. Must i take a poll
Re: a comment on The shirt I wore to dinner. by Jeremi B. Handrinos 4-Feb-03/1:19 PM
Yank? You couldn't sound more like an idiot, or be any further from the truth. Utter shite? shock? If i want to shock someone, i shock... it's that simple really, Algeron, you dissapoint in every way imaginable.
Re: The Marble Jar & the new boy, Primrose Avenue, Yesteryear. by ==Doylum 4-Feb-03/1:11 PM
Peritonitis, no doubt.
Re: Charles and Eddie by Nicholas Jones 4-Feb-03/1:07 PM
Have you seen the Secretary? There are a couple of typos, but overall... i felt a connection to the piece.
Re: a comment on Hermes Trigamestus (was not a monk edit) by Jeremi B. Handrinos 4-Feb-03/12:09 PM
You know very little of the flesh trade. you are forgiven, and since i am retired now (three years) i will just say this. If you are a well enough endowed and a good looking young man, people will pay an outrageous amount of money to suck you off (1,000.00$ for an all nighter), to put you in control of them, to bath in your youthful glow and strength. Not the other way around, twit. Unless of course the money's right, and that's a high figure, and a trust issue of course... The male hustler has been around for 1,000's and 1,000's of years, and there's nothing wrong with a young goodlooking orphan using the field as a way to educate, assimulate, and contemplate the layers of life. As long as you obey the twelve rules of hustling, all will be well. So no, the only cum i drink is my own, during certain rituals. thanks for your support and time listening. You think you are well informed, but unfortunately my friend... You're not.
Re: a comment on The Kansas City Chiefs suck by Jeremi B. Handrinos 4-Feb-03/11:55 AM
I take it that you did not read about the eighteen year old young man in Kansas who was jettisoned 40 feet from his vehicle up into the telephone lines. Where he hung for twenty minutes until he was rescued?
Re: 42 by brazen 4-Feb-03/12:42 AM
Interesting, and different..


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