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20 most recent comments by horus8 (1461-1480)

Re: Kiddy's by Bobjim 27-Apr-03/1:24 PM
bobjims bobjims suck my cock.
bobjims bobjims with no sock
bobjim bomjims cum in arse.
bobjims bobjims die of aids.
regarding some deleted poem... 27-Apr-03/1:27 PM
""Sometimes it hits me that I'm doing what I love and it's like a dream come true,"" but then I wake up, and I'm gay. lol.
Re: Neckbrake by Figure 8 27-Apr-03/1:29 PM
Nice triple lux.
Re: Fighting erosion by INTRANSIT 27-Apr-03/1:30 PM
lol.
Re: deleted scenes by Bill Z Bub 27-Apr-03/8:39 PM
I know your imposter is not horus8. That said.

great poem. GQTip awarde.
Re: Im innocent by Horus9 27-Apr-03/8:47 PM
"Tendrías que ver a Pam Polietileno
Es guapísima pero parece un hombre
Tendrías que verla disfrazada de mujer
vestida con su bolsa de Polietileno
Sí, tendrías que ver a Pam Polietileno
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Échale un vistazo en botas y falda escocesa
Está cañón cuando va de veintiún botones
Es el tipo de chica
Que da que hablar
Sí, podría decirse que está muy bien hecha
Yeah, yeah, yeah "

yeah, yeah, yeah.

yawn, yawn. tea.
Re: Infedelity by discordia 27-Apr-03/8:53 PM
the lorry must be some sort of fruit vending mule cart correct?
Re: waking up to fucking reality by d35 27-Apr-03/9:10 PM
Sex change operation?
regarding some deleted poem... 27-Apr-03/9:13 PM
Remember bosum buddys with tom hanks?
Re: Torvald, the Dwarven Toast-Smith by razorgrin 28-Apr-03/11:17 PM
As you can guess. Line 4 is quite the chuckle amongst my zombie legions and pet rubarbe pie.
Re: While mining in Tanzania by Bachus 28-Apr-03/11:27 PM
I play the xylephone in a band dedicated to covering "thirty seconds to mars, but we're called thirty seconds two your Uranus, and we all wear our hair like Jared, and such, and so on. Because we're apocalyptic petit and 'a angered' rock stars. (Pardon me why I wipe this chirpe off of my diamond heeled spur and tug 'pon my flask) aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh. erp. But ah basically we've done hard time, and jerking off with noxema in juvie? Well, you can only imagine why our shoulders bear chips... Ah, I mean chirps.
Re: Smack Crack by w~* ATHENA *~w 28-Apr-03/11:30 PM
if you seperated "traffic cream" you'd add more depth.
Re: Understand by Luv2write 28-Apr-03/11:33 PM
My heart understands only buttered crawdads and old mill'.
regarding some deleted poem... 30-Apr-03/3:21 PM
Please do not put the title of your poem in between the title of your poem and the body of your poem. It makes you look a trifle retarded, because then Mr. Sexton with his ace taste and devotion to Mensa and rabbits and wheel chairs and poetry will come waddling over and give you a ten. Oh... I'm too late, sorry pity. Well here's another 10. My recomendation to you would be immediately quit your day job and publish your work since the world craves poetry of this depth and secular devotion to well... Secular devotees, and people who all of a sudden realize that life is bigger then well say... something real big and round, and were like cute little dungbeatles pushing our spheres of fertilizer and death and life and stuff through space, like oblivious of the futility and unable to see around our accumilating balls of worthless shit. huh? wouldn't you agree.
Re: A Broken man by Mikius 30-Apr-03/4:07 PM
I suggest you not wear your poetry with sandals and socks lest you never get to draft the number, the second, the two. 2. 2. and after the sweaty and defilingly manic laborous second draft, will you go for three the third the 3. I pray you will Mikius. If not for you then for your kin.

http://www.sandalandsoxer.co.uk/home.htm

my suggestion would be wear shoes and read some Raymundo Carvero todayo okayo.
regarding some deleted poem... 1-May-03/12:46 PM
Yes, we both would. I think somehow you have confused the word lament for ferment, and our drunk and exploring the inside of your vulva with a pistil.
regarding some deleted poem... 1-May-03/12:54 PM
blind and black. As the back of my hand and your ruddy cheek. If I had a straw I could end this, but alas, a soup spoon again. It's like eating Mark Twain's coleslaw with a platypus as a utensil. Tara57 is out there right now, somewhere, inventing new and exciting words like Chocked (which apparently, is a highly creative way to choke on a cock) all in the name of imagination. Do us a favor tara57, do chock. Chock to fuckin' debth on a McJuicy uncircumstanced Chock saladie at a 'drive around' near you. Good god i've just woken up, perhaps my imagined nation is busted, bitch? God I hope so.
Re: neo shinto prayer by Crakyamuni 1-May-03/1:02 PM
Way to go! I sense the evil eggdrop soup in you too, Puke Skyfocker.
Re: A Broken man by Mikius 1-May-03/1:06 PM
Unless you mean fruit trees. Then, not only is this ace! It's litmus!?
Re: Manhattan by night by bondjedi 1-May-03/1:12 PM
I'll bring my magnum pi shorts and tri band colored tube socks and a copy of less than zero on tape (beta) and we'll listen to the psychadelic furs and sniff coke off of hookers named motiffa and density and Lavernously Squirrely.


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